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Post by sensei on May 9, 2003 11:28:33 GMT -5
(OWAAT=One Word At A Time)
This one was pretty succesful... weird, but not overly crazy, and still... odd. Also, you'll notice I made a couple of edits that DIDN'T CHANGE ANY WORDS, just some grammatical problems that I fixed to make better understanding for readers. ENJOY!
There once is a turtle named Loukowt-ah-meteeorizkomeen. One day, a frog said that the turtle must go to a treehouse. But he would not be able to find entrances. So, when he saw the giant head he would have not been hungry, no, but... would content himself to be very angry. Loukowt-ah-meteeorizkomeenn stabbed froggy continuously until chickens poked the poor froggy dead to Hong Kong. Then, they saw a fairy that ate a moose. The treehouse suddenly walked away. Shepherds came and jumped fifty miles at Hong Kong. Hong Kong exploded violently. Loukowt-ah-meteeorizkomeen was dead now. The poor dead thing was DEAD! The end?
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Post by Deleted on May 9, 2003 12:46:35 GMT -5
Good idea to post the finished stories on this seperate thread. Hmmm... I wonder if I should be posting on it. Oh well. ^_^
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Post by Cheshil on May 9, 2003 23:34:35 GMT -5
Story #2 Slaughterhouses, Revenge, Buckets, and Mary (With just a little tweaking at one part):
Mary had vicious lambs. They followed Mary to slaughterhouses. Their angryness was as blue as garbage dumps. Also, when they walked along nails, they decided that revenge was best. They crept along quietly, hoping that they would succeed. Suddenly, a bucket fell and spilled all of its FOOD! Mary was thrilled. The lambs thought about revenge.
"Why didn't they suffer?"
Little did Mary know, the lambs were being stupid! Idiotically, she chopped her apples. The people apples ate the lambs, whom screamed. Mary heard nothing.
The End!
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Post by Onda on May 9, 2003 23:40:43 GMT -5
LOL...Onda like!
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Post by Deleted on May 10, 2003 14:02:59 GMT -5
I figured since I've ended all the storys by writing "The" and then saying (end?), I might as well transfer one of them here. This makes less sense than the last two...
Story 3:: pages 13-17
Anchors and platypuses smell like sporks. Sporks are awsome! Once, one spork was performing an interesting international speech that awfully rocked.
Everyone thought singing was AWSOME! So they sung "Omniverous Plant Animals."
"I like that song very much! I don't eat sushi spork Lambs!"
Sporks come in many plastic shapes. Mary isn't in this anchor story.
The End
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Post by sensei on May 11, 2003 0:30:37 GMT -5
This makes less sense than the last two... So? What's amazing is that we have been able to put together three semi-understandable stories, word by word... that takes talent  But, I'd say... out of the fact that it stays more consistent, the first story was best. But this fourth one's shaping out to be pretty good, too. |
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Post by Gelquie on May 12, 2003 20:18:32 GMT -5
Story 4:
Pink panthers set off potatoes to do their heads in. Mashed computers ate my pink fuzzy Fuzzeh! "Panther is allergic to panthers!" People laughed at him, threw potatoes, and maimed flowers. Suddenly, Panther choked on pieces of pie. Then, potato was jogging along lakes. What did that crazy patato just eat? No anchors know. But, Faeries attacked an elephant with your cassette. The elephants sold the cassette to the end! The End!
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Post by lvrgirl91 on May 13, 2003 20:45:39 GMT -5
I just know read the last two, and they're so funny, I have trears in my eyes. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2003 20:21:18 GMT -5
Story 5, p.22-30 The NTWFers and the Dimension of Lasers
Note: slight changes have been made in punctuation and spelling so it makes sense.
Tbunny, GLQ, Cheshil, Teghan, Annette, Cheshire, and LDF were traveling to the dimension of Lasers. There, they ate laser tacos! Then they went skipping to a laser-beam warehouse.
The warehouse masacred several billion Blumaroos' houses. The NTWFers ran for lasers! Then, they ran towards fire! It malfunctioned severely.
"What happened?", asked GLQ.
"Who am I?" Jsm asked.
"The amnesia is mysterious!" stated Teghan.
Cheshil and Peachifruit Agent~Peachi decided that blinking was informative and dangerous to sell. It smelled like poo. Unfortunately, you spat like crazy. They formed an army of jelly beans. Then one massive beast with ugly earwax swallowed their boat!
GLQ and Tbird jumped into earwax.
"Ew!" Yelled GLQ. My story ended.
The end!
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Post by sensei on May 23, 2003 8:15:13 GMT -5
Story #6: Of Mice and Oompa Loompas
by the NTWF, pages 30-38
Oompaloompas once marched through vats of chocolate. "This gobbles us up quickly!" gasped Smiley. Then some ferrets came and chopped up JSM. The oompas and ferrets ate no one! However, Willy Wonka kicked the bucket onto the head of the mouse! Chocolate hands grabbed the hand that ate the gummy arms. A frog-like oompa hopped along after the mouse. Chocolate strawberries were throwing chocolate seeds. Then, they strangled us with licorice arms. We pounded but they died. JSM and the oompaloompas captured strawberries. GLQ attacked herself. A strawberry attacked chocolate and GLQ. JSM (Editor's note: who apparently survived the chopping up) attacked the strawberry. Licorice tastes like dooooooom! The doom feels strawberries molding into blueberries! GLQ wrote this funny story with oompaloompas and Willy Wonka and it is going to end.
(NOOOOOOO! (Onda love oompa loompas!)) (Editor's note: Sorry, I couldn't resist.)
The end? End!
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Post by Cheshil on May 27, 2003 0:32:53 GMT -5
Story #7: Peppermint NTWFer's and Sugar! Pages 38-49 (Very long!)
A peppermint Mynci had to float boats for sugar. Sugar was used for clothes. Clothing was made in sugar. The box ate my sugar. Sugar tastes sort of leathery. Silly candyman, foam clown! Clowns' idiotic behavior cost millions of makeup products to burst. Anyway, obesity wasn't abnormal. Oompa Loompas and sugar tasted cheesey. Cheese is evily powerful. Power is cheesily evil! Evil is powerfully cheesy. This story rocks! Now, sugar must be eaten by psychotic NT reading weirdos. But they have problems, so they can't eat the cheesy staff. Sometimes the weirdos like many pieces of dung sugar. What Peppermint Cheese tastes humans greatly and spits gumballs? Thusly, goats smell like Sonum-the-Grated-Cheese, who can't eat peaches. Peachi isn't being eaten because, goats want to kidnap her! Teghan is mean. But the peaches destroyed Peachi! Teghan helped Peachi die! BUT, the goats ate Teghan. But, htnfund wasn't doing anything to help her. Then, the evil was JSM!
The End!
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2003 21:12:18 GMT -5
I love the ending on that last one!
Story #8 Pages 49-51 The Tiny Monster and The Cult of Helicopters
Once there was a little tiny MONSTER!
"Crap!", said the monster's Snowickle.
"No indestructable jelly warriors are a helicopter cult.", Helicopters said. Cults attack lime starfish!
*CHOOOKA-DOOOM!*
The end.
((I'm stickying this thread just because its easier to find that way. If the story thread ever becomes dead, I'll make it unsticky, but I don't see that happening soon.))
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Post by Deleted on Jun 1, 2003 0:45:34 GMT -5
Story #9 pages 51-61 The Great Llama of Asparagus and the Million Penguins.
Explosions own crater walk impacts. Some explosions were firey. Yet, TNT was not hurt.
The Great Llama of Asparagus bought a voice aggrivated killer penguin. However, the penguin was too skinny, so Asparagus ate him. Four million, five hundred thirty-two thousand, seven hundred sixty-one penguins waddled after the Asparagus.
It tickled them with pickles that varied methodically by color. The pickles were dominated quickly by Asparagus and penguins!
Suddenly, TNT came to explode. That made the Asparagus furious. The penguins cooked Mr. Tbird over flames. The Tbunny escaped. However, Smiley intelligently wrote a strikethrough through the sentence.
That made Teghan's hair turn green. Smiley said that Teghan was being Tbird. Asparagus fought the penguin that cooked penguins! GLQ tried poking herself.
"Not so fast," shouted GLQ. Then TNT was exploded. It yelled that snails liked Asparagus. But, Twayu was too fluffy to to think about the apples. Apples hated the Asparagus. So, Asparagus sold some apples with penguin. The end.
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Post by twayblade807 on Jun 1, 2003 2:40:16 GMT -5
Story #9 pages 51-61 The Great Llama of Asparagus and the Million Penguins. Explosions own crater walk impacts. Some explosions were firey. Yet, TNT was not hurt. The Great Llama of Asparagus bought a voice aggrivated killer penguin. However, the penguin was too skinny, so Asparagus ate him. Four million, five hundred thirty-two thousand, seven hundred sixty-one penguins waddled after the Asparagus. It tickled them with pickles that varied methodically by color. The pickles were dominated quickly by Asparagus and penguins! Suddenly, TNT came to explode. That made the Asparagus furious. The penguins cooked Mr. Tbird over flames. The Tbunny escaped. However, Smiley intelligently wrote a strikethrough through the sentence. That made Teghan's hair turn green. Smiley said that Teghan was being Tbird. Asparagus fought the penguin that cooked penguins! GLQ tried poking herself. "Not so fast," shouted GLQ. Then TNT was exploded. It yelled that snails liked Asparagus. But, Twayu was too fluffy to to think about the apples. Apples hated the Asparagus. So, Asparagus sold some apples with penguin. The end. ROFLMAO *falls off chair, and emerges under the chair --> ;D* |
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Post by lvrgirl91 on Jun 1, 2003 3:08:11 GMT -5
ROFLMAO *falls off chair, and emerges under the chair --> ;D* *Out of breath from laughing* Wha-a-t she said. *Falls back out of chair* |
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