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Post by Salah~ on Sept 2, 2007 11:46:21 GMT -5
How do you load a bunch of pokemon onto a truck? You pok em on! You get slapped for that. My apologies for the inconvenience, but I have a terrible allergic reaction to bad puns.
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Post by puffydude on Sept 2, 2007 12:33:31 GMT -5
Who? You! *falls on the floor and spins around in circles laughing myself to tears* (joke I told to king Skarl )
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Post by Salah~ on Sept 2, 2007 13:01:40 GMT -5
Who? You! *falls on the floor and spins around in circles laughing myself to tears* (joke I told to king Skarl ) ? pasties! (He didn't think it was that funny... T_T)
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Post by Fam 1741 on Sept 2, 2007 18:11:26 GMT -5
Why don't you take a bath with a pikachu? Because he'll pik ach u! XD Okay I'm done ._.;
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Post by Salah~ on Sept 2, 2007 20:04:58 GMT -5
Why don't you take a bath with a pikachu? Because he'll pik ach u! XD Okay I'm done ._.; I personally think by far the best pikachu pun is to say, "I'll pikachu in the morning!" Then again, my brother and baby-sitter and I have been saying that since I was little, so I may be biased.
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Post by Snarwin on Sept 3, 2007 12:11:57 GMT -5
Q: Why did the the chicken cross the road? ...wait for it... A: ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN'T SAY BANANA?
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Post by Elcie on Sept 3, 2007 13:29:03 GMT -5
Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana whoooo? Seat belt!
*laughs her head off*
... this is what you get from hanging around three-year-olds too long. x______x; Kill me now plz.
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Post by Patrick (Forumerly Known As) on Sept 3, 2007 14:07:48 GMT -5
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
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Post by Fam 1741 on Sept 4, 2007 18:08:36 GMT -5
What happens if you throw a green rock into the red sea? It gets wet.
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Post by Fam 1741 on Sept 4, 2007 18:09:14 GMT -5
Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana whoooo? Seat belt! *laughs her head off* ... this is what you get from hanging around three-year-olds too long. x______x; Kill me now plz. I don't get it...
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Post by Shrimpy on Sept 4, 2007 18:54:57 GMT -5
Good grief! *doesn't know whether to burst out laughing or crying, so bursts out doing both* XD
Three spies went on a mission, were caught by the enemy, and were one-by-one brought unbound before a firing squad to be executed. Spy #1 didn't put up any resistance. The squad's commander began the countdown thing: "Ready, aim--" "TORNADO!!" Spy #1 hollered, pointing behind the firing squad. They all turned to look, and Spy #1 ran off free as a bird. Spy #2 was brought over, and the countdown-thing commenced: "Ready, aim--" "EARTHQUAKE!!" Spy #2 screamed, pointing behind the firing squad. They all looked back, and Spy #2 fled the scene. Then they lead Spy #3 in front of the squad. "Ready, aim--" Spy #3 pointed behind the squad and yelled, "FIRE!!"
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Post by Fam 1741 on Sept 12, 2007 18:17:59 GMT -5
A firefighter is working outside the station when he notices a little girl in a little red wagon with small ladders on the sides, a garden hose coiled in the middle, and wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The firefighter takes a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire-truck," the fire fighter says with high regard.
Thanks," says girl says!
The firefighter notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's tail.
"Little lady," the firefighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."
The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but...then I wouldn't have a siren!
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Post by OG Loc on Sept 25, 2007 20:51:16 GMT -5
There is a roof that's shaped like this; /\ However, the right side is longer than the left, and the left is a little steeper. A rooster lays an egg on that roof. Which side does it roll down? (Please try to figure it out before finding the answer... It's really as much of a riddle as it is a joke.) ...Roosters can't lay eggs. They're male. A train is going from Atlanta to New York at 75 miles per hour. Another train is going from New York to Atlanta at 82 miles per hour, on the same track. If the trains start going toward their destinations simultaneously, how far apart will they be when they collide? I'll just let you figure that one out on your own...
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Post by Fam 1741 on Sept 27, 2007 20:20:05 GMT -5
err...I do believe they'll have no distance between them when they collide LOL
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Post by Coaster on Dec 14, 2013 22:30:21 GMT -5
HOW TO WASH A CAT (or Kadoatie, take your pick) Materials: pet shampoo, gardening gloves 1. Thoroughly clean the toilet. 2. Fill the bowl with shampoo. 3. Put on the gloves, locate the cat, pick it up, and carry it into the bathroom, soothing it as you go. As you enter the bathroom, your cat may attempt to scratch or bite you in an attempt to get free. This is what the gloves are for. (If you have another person available, have them close the door as you enter with the cat.) 4. In one smooth motion, deposit the cat into the toilet bowl, close the lid, and stand on it, making sure to keep all appendages away from the edges of the tank, as the cat will reach for whatever it can in an attempt to escape. 5. Flush the toilet several times. This provides a "power-wash and rinse" that I've found to be very effective. Ignore whatever noises your cat is making; it is actually enjoying this. If problems persist, return it to the manufacturer. 6. Ensure that nothing is obstructing the shortest path between the toilet and the cat's typical place of retreat. (Open the door, if it was closed earlier.) 7. Get off the toilet, preferably towards the back, as your now squeaky-clean cat (emphasis on squeaky) flies out along said path and goes to dry itself. Allow to dry for at least 4 hours before retrieving. This is the most effective method I have found for washing a cat. Sincerely, -the dog
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