Post by zhunter on Jan 1, 2007 23:54:22 GMT -5
Our Final Destination is…
By Shino
(In continuation of Xiv’s story)
Rating: PG
Note: I don’t own Roxas, Axel, or any other characters in this story because I am not smart enough to create such cool characters. So, they are trademarks of Square Enix and Disney, and not me. If you want to see the first part and inspiration for this series then you can PM Xivvy. Be my guest and give her a big “XD!!!!” for me. Anyways....................enjoy!!!
Roxas, in his Hawaiian printed clothes, loaded the last of the suitcases on the Nobody-symboled RV of Axel’s and walked around to the side door of the car he was going to spend his summer in. “This is sooo awesome!!! The whole summer we get to take a break and enjoy the necessities for once.” He said to a frustrated man with spiky, red hair. Axel was putting the keys in the ignition and trying to start the brilliantly white RV. “You need some help there, buddy?” Roxas asked cheerfully as he brought out his choice weapon, the Keyblade. “I can always use the more conventional way…” he said waving it around. “For the last time, Roxas you cannot drive the RV!!!” Axel yelled at Roxas. He was also sporting Hawaiian-printed clothes. His spiky hair was contained as bit as he was wearing a hat and over it some red sunglasses.
“Xemnas made me promise you wouldn’t unlock anything on this trip. Remember what happened last time?” He asked as Roxas thought about the event of girls, BBQ chicken, and the accidental opening of the Door to Light. “It was a complete accident! How was I supposed to know that hot girl was lying? I mean you should have seen her Axel!” He said as Axel RV finally got a *Vroooom* out of the car. “Finally!” Axel yelled, “I thought this stupid thing would never start up. Hop in Roxas.” He said as he turned the gear towards drive. He turned the car around and zoomed off onto the road leading to the city below. Roxas grabbed his seat as Axel’s driving made him bump up and down. Suddenly Axel made a sharp turn into an alley and Roxas went flying into Axel, blocking Axel and accidently setting them up for a kiss. First awkward moment of the trip. They couldn’t react for a second, and in that second a big white splotch was on the windshield. Pushing Roxas off of him and wiping his mouth with the handy soap he always had in his pocket, he took the wheel again, veering off into the road again.
“Ugh! Ptoo!” Roxas spat out the window and wiped his mouth, over and over and over again. “Man!!! You and your stupid driving!!! Did you get your license from a gambler nobody?” he asked sarcastically. Axel glared menacingly at Roxas. “I’m not the one who couldn’t buckle up. Besides, luckily you kiss like a wimp! That was disgusting!!!” he said. “Seatbelts are evil devices designed for evil people.” Roxas replied. Axel noted the disinterest of Roxas’s seatbelt as he looked back at the nobody mess still on the windshield. “That won’t grow back.” Axel said as he put on the wipers to get the mess off. When Axel could see again he turned them off and pressed a button on the dashboard. “Can you imagine what Marluxia is doing right now?” he asked Roxas trying to change the awkward silence from the weird moment they just head as he drove. “Considering what you told me he was wearing this morning? I can imagine pretty well.” Roxas said as he giggled slightly to himself. “That guy needs to get off the flower-thingie.” He continued as he braced himself on the turn Axel did into another alley. “According to this map we are nearing the portal to space.” Axel said as he pressed another button and a sudden jerk rocketed the RV towards the wall at the end of the alley with the portal.
“What are you doing?!?” Roxas exclaimed, barely able to hold the contents of his bladder any longer. “This is the quick way.” Axel said with a glint in his eye. “I don’t like that look on your face, Ax.” Roxas said warily as he tried to buckle the seatbelt he never wore. The jolt that had been caused by the button earlier was a Turbo engine on the left side trying to get out fully. Meanwhile the right side was firing at full power. “A-a-a-a-a-x-x-x-x-e-e-e-e-l-l-l-l-l-l?!?!!?!” Roxas said as the left engine kept trying to fire up but didn’t. “Were not going to make it!!!!!!” He screamed in a high-pitched voice as Axel kept looking straight ahead with a Frankenstein look on his face. “WE’RE GOING TO MAKE IT!!!!!” Axel yelled over the turbo engines that were now both fully on. Suddenly as big white light flashed everywhere at once and Axel lost his vision and went unconscious.
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When he woke up he was laying on a whitish-gray, moving floor that all moved into the center of the room. It looked never-ending. He raised his body and put a hand to his forehead. “Wha…?” he said until Roxas came into view in only his black briefs. “Roxas? What happened? And why are you in your tighty-wighties?” he asked kind of smirking. “ Your one too talk Mister White Boxers, man.” He said as Roxas looked Axel up and down. Axel looked down at himself and saw his bare chest and his bare legs. Thankfully he still had his boxers on. “As to what happened, Ax, the RV blew up before we got into space and our clothes burnt up.” Roxas explained. “I used the Nobody power to transport us to the Realm.” He finished as he kind of blushed. “I’d tell you nice job if I wasn’t sitting here in my boxers and not relaxing on Radiant Garden!!!” Axel said yelling at Roxas and getting up. “Now I’m going to have to pay you back for not getting me back to the Castle yet!!!” he said as Roxas started to run away. Axel jumped at Roxas raising his fist, but bringing it down on Roxas’s forehead as a flat hand. “”Walmart, Meijer, Target!!!” Axel yelled. Roxas tried to crawl away but then Axel did something no one should ever have to feel the assault of...............................A Super-Atomic-Burning-For-Two-Days-Wedgie!!!!
~That could have been the end of Roxas....................................If he hadn’t had to back to the Castle and battle Sora...
THE END
By Shino
(In continuation of Xiv’s story)
Rating: PG
Note: I don’t own Roxas, Axel, or any other characters in this story because I am not smart enough to create such cool characters. So, they are trademarks of Square Enix and Disney, and not me. If you want to see the first part and inspiration for this series then you can PM Xivvy. Be my guest and give her a big “XD!!!!” for me. Anyways....................enjoy!!!
Roxas, in his Hawaiian printed clothes, loaded the last of the suitcases on the Nobody-symboled RV of Axel’s and walked around to the side door of the car he was going to spend his summer in. “This is sooo awesome!!! The whole summer we get to take a break and enjoy the necessities for once.” He said to a frustrated man with spiky, red hair. Axel was putting the keys in the ignition and trying to start the brilliantly white RV. “You need some help there, buddy?” Roxas asked cheerfully as he brought out his choice weapon, the Keyblade. “I can always use the more conventional way…” he said waving it around. “For the last time, Roxas you cannot drive the RV!!!” Axel yelled at Roxas. He was also sporting Hawaiian-printed clothes. His spiky hair was contained as bit as he was wearing a hat and over it some red sunglasses.
“Xemnas made me promise you wouldn’t unlock anything on this trip. Remember what happened last time?” He asked as Roxas thought about the event of girls, BBQ chicken, and the accidental opening of the Door to Light. “It was a complete accident! How was I supposed to know that hot girl was lying? I mean you should have seen her Axel!” He said as Axel RV finally got a *Vroooom* out of the car. “Finally!” Axel yelled, “I thought this stupid thing would never start up. Hop in Roxas.” He said as he turned the gear towards drive. He turned the car around and zoomed off onto the road leading to the city below. Roxas grabbed his seat as Axel’s driving made him bump up and down. Suddenly Axel made a sharp turn into an alley and Roxas went flying into Axel, blocking Axel and accidently setting them up for a kiss. First awkward moment of the trip. They couldn’t react for a second, and in that second a big white splotch was on the windshield. Pushing Roxas off of him and wiping his mouth with the handy soap he always had in his pocket, he took the wheel again, veering off into the road again.
“Ugh! Ptoo!” Roxas spat out the window and wiped his mouth, over and over and over again. “Man!!! You and your stupid driving!!! Did you get your license from a gambler nobody?” he asked sarcastically. Axel glared menacingly at Roxas. “I’m not the one who couldn’t buckle up. Besides, luckily you kiss like a wimp! That was disgusting!!!” he said. “Seatbelts are evil devices designed for evil people.” Roxas replied. Axel noted the disinterest of Roxas’s seatbelt as he looked back at the nobody mess still on the windshield. “That won’t grow back.” Axel said as he put on the wipers to get the mess off. When Axel could see again he turned them off and pressed a button on the dashboard. “Can you imagine what Marluxia is doing right now?” he asked Roxas trying to change the awkward silence from the weird moment they just head as he drove. “Considering what you told me he was wearing this morning? I can imagine pretty well.” Roxas said as he giggled slightly to himself. “That guy needs to get off the flower-thingie.” He continued as he braced himself on the turn Axel did into another alley. “According to this map we are nearing the portal to space.” Axel said as he pressed another button and a sudden jerk rocketed the RV towards the wall at the end of the alley with the portal.
“What are you doing?!?” Roxas exclaimed, barely able to hold the contents of his bladder any longer. “This is the quick way.” Axel said with a glint in his eye. “I don’t like that look on your face, Ax.” Roxas said warily as he tried to buckle the seatbelt he never wore. The jolt that had been caused by the button earlier was a Turbo engine on the left side trying to get out fully. Meanwhile the right side was firing at full power. “A-a-a-a-a-x-x-x-x-e-e-e-e-l-l-l-l-l-l?!?!!?!” Roxas said as the left engine kept trying to fire up but didn’t. “Were not going to make it!!!!!!” He screamed in a high-pitched voice as Axel kept looking straight ahead with a Frankenstein look on his face. “WE’RE GOING TO MAKE IT!!!!!” Axel yelled over the turbo engines that were now both fully on. Suddenly as big white light flashed everywhere at once and Axel lost his vision and went unconscious.
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When he woke up he was laying on a whitish-gray, moving floor that all moved into the center of the room. It looked never-ending. He raised his body and put a hand to his forehead. “Wha…?” he said until Roxas came into view in only his black briefs. “Roxas? What happened? And why are you in your tighty-wighties?” he asked kind of smirking. “ Your one too talk Mister White Boxers, man.” He said as Roxas looked Axel up and down. Axel looked down at himself and saw his bare chest and his bare legs. Thankfully he still had his boxers on. “As to what happened, Ax, the RV blew up before we got into space and our clothes burnt up.” Roxas explained. “I used the Nobody power to transport us to the Realm.” He finished as he kind of blushed. “I’d tell you nice job if I wasn’t sitting here in my boxers and not relaxing on Radiant Garden!!!” Axel said yelling at Roxas and getting up. “Now I’m going to have to pay you back for not getting me back to the Castle yet!!!” he said as Roxas started to run away. Axel jumped at Roxas raising his fist, but bringing it down on Roxas’s forehead as a flat hand. “”Walmart, Meijer, Target!!!” Axel yelled. Roxas tried to crawl away but then Axel did something no one should ever have to feel the assault of...............................A Super-Atomic-Burning-For-Two-Days-Wedgie!!!!
~That could have been the end of Roxas....................................If he hadn’t had to back to the Castle and battle Sora...
THE END
Kekeke. Love this story. Go you, Shino!
