Vyt v. Celestial (Rematch!)

[Celestial]

(Don't forget the 'I am your father' jokes. ^_^)

Ok, if the coin is 1, you can go first, 2 and I go first.

[dice=2]

Your call. [rand=166248140714220787132637690642057463650179012817724707187579372]

[Vyt: Down, but Not Out]

Here we go, then. SEVEN CARD-O, GET!

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I AM YOUR FATHER!

Not yet, Vyt.

But I love messing things up! D:

I put Bob-OMG out as my Active Fighter and attach a Fire Energy card to it.

Bob-OMG (Fire)
HP: 3
Special Power: Detonate - When this Fighter is KO'd, deal 5 Damage to your opponent's active Fighter and 1 Damage to your benched Fighters.
(F) Roll - 2 Damage
Eeeoouueeeii!

I play Sleight of Hand!

Sleight of Hand
Roll 5 30–sided dice. Rearrange the order of the results to determine the order of cards for the next 5 card draws.
An ace up my sleeve, insurance if you will.

[dice=30]*#26*
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[dice=30]
[dice=30]
[dice=30]*#6*

I'll draw them in order of 12, 28, 6, 26 and 14.

Vyt ends his turn and wishes this does not turn into a short fight.

Vyt
(F)Bob-OMG (Fire): 3/3 HP

Celestial[rand=62284148439140275806132582058487862480258596719342767565743376007]

[Celestial]

You have no sense of drama dad. -_- *embarassed*

[dice=30]
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[dice=30]*20'd*
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I make Stal's Whiteboard my active and Griffpun as my benched ally.

I attach an Air Energy to Stal's Whiteboard.

Stal's Whiteboard uses Wall of Text.*

Bob- OMG takes 2 damage and is asleep.

Vyt
(F) Bob-OMG (Fire): 1/3 HP {asleep}

Celestial
(A) Stal's Whiteboard (Air): 5/5 HP
Griffpun (Colourless): 5/5 HP

_{* I keep spelling it as test. xD}[rand=7616302690325452236026854984572390096611008443419474277680478236]

[Vyt: Down, but Not Out]

*draws #12*

I put Lightning Mage in my Bench and attach a Light Energy card to it.

Lightning Mage (Light)
HP: 5
(L) Bolt - 2 Damage
(L)(L)(*) Thunderstorm – 3 Damage. Roll a 6-sided die. If the result is 2 or less, this attack does 5 Damage instead.
Anger me, and I shall summon a force greater than a thousand microwaved forks upon thee.

Bob-OMG tries to wake up... But if he tries to wake up, he must be awake to do so, right? Because it totally defies the space-time continuum because Bob-OMG has to be blah blah blah blah...

*rolls the dice for Vyt* [dice=6]

Bob-OMG is awake.
Bob-OMG uses Flame Tongue.
Bob-OMG deals 2 Damage to Stal's Whiteboard.

Vyt
(F) Bob-OMG (Fire): 1/3 HP
(L) Lightning Mage (Light): 5/5 HP

Celestial
(A) Stal's Whiteboard (Air): 3/5 HP
Griffpun (Colourless): 5/5 HP[rand=55493886794404130929011670544326537827835263712203156484447849567]

[Celestial]

Why are all my dads physicists? xD (No, seriously.)

[dice=30]

I attach a Dark Energy to Griffpun.

Stal's Whiteboard once again uses Wall of Text and this time Bob-OMG dies of boredom.

Curse you Stal! (But wait...it is sweet revenge coming up? )

Vyt
(F) Bob-OMG (Fire): 0/3 HP {asleep}
(L) Lightning Mage (Light): 5/5 HP

Celestial
(A) Stal's Whiteboard (Air): 3/5 HP
(D) Griffpun (Colourless): 5/5 HP[rand=2550479824927828942605685878734197981147095114855563355293060918]

[Vyt: Down, but Not Out]

*thwacks Cat Assassin for stealing his turn*

Due to Bob-OMG's Special Ability, he deals 5 Damage to Stal's Whiteboard and 1 Damage to Lightning Mage upon his KO.

Stal's Whiteboard is KO'd.
Griffpun, being the only Benched Fighter, is pulled out as Celestial's Active Fighter.

*draws #28*

I attach a Light Energy card to Lightning Mage.

I use Tea Party!

Tea Party
Each player draws two cards. You and your opponent skip your next attack phases.
Well, General, I do have some tea and sippy cups... Why don't we all sit down and start a dialog?

*draws #6^* and #26 due to Tea Party and Sleight of Hand*

I put Spaceman Strife to my Bench.

Due to Sleight of Hand, Lightning Mage can't attack. End of turn.

Vyt
(L)(L) Lightning Mage (Light): 4/5 HP
Spaceman Strife (Colorless): 5/5 HP

Celestial
(D) Griffpun (Colourless): 5/5 HP

^*- I made a mistake, moving the number to #4. It should be #6.

[Celestial]

*drinks Chai with Cat Assasin, Vyt, Author, Leste, Overlord and all our cards* Hmm...our cards seem to be soaked from too much tea. ^^ *has a scone* Want one?

[dice=30]*24'd*
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And the card of my turn is *drumroll*...

[dice=30]

I attach a Dark Energy to Griffpun and put Piranha Crow on my bench.

I can't attack Vyt, old chap, terribly sorry about that. :3 *British'd* I need to get out of here.

Vyt- 1 KO
(L)(L) Lightning Mage (Light): 4/5 HP
Spaceman Strife (Colorless): 5/5 HP

Celestial- 1 KO
(D)(D)Griffpun (Colourless): 5/5 HP
Piranha Crow (Air): 4/4[rand=7714038301609871720349946679180653999252211842327190171910719367]

[Vyt: Down, but Not Out]

No time, daughter dearest. I need to win!

*draws #14*

I use Scout!

Scout
Your opponent reveals their hand. Afterwards, draw a card.
There is one advantage to living amongst the trees... You can see everything if you climb high enough.

[dice=30]*#16*

I attach a Fire Energy card to Lightning Mage.

Lightning Mage uses Thunderstorm!

[dice=6]

Lightning Mage deals 3 Damage to Griffpun!

Vyt- 1 KO
(L)(L)(F) Lightning Mage (Light): 4/5 HP
Spaceman Strife (Colorless): 5/5 HP

Celestial- 1 KO
(D)(D)Griffpun (Colourless): 2/5 HP
Piranha Crow (Air): 4/4[rand=4805215357145010733817175299815144869232840104162827919430023496794]

[Celestial]

Well well, it isn't everyday that my favourite weapon is used against me. :3

Ok, I have...

Dragonpower Celestial
Dark Energy
Fire Energy x2
Mobster- Firepower

[dice=30]

I put Mobster- Firepower on my bench and attach a Fire Energy to it.

Mobster – Firepower (Fire)
HP: 5
(*)(*)(*) Bullet Barrage – 4 Damage
(*)(*) Bulletproof Vest – Prevent the next 2 Damage

Griffpun uses Rapidity.

Lighting mage takes 3 damage.

Vyt- 1 KO
(L)(L)(F) Lightning Mage (Light): 1/5 HP
Spaceman Strife (Colorless): 5/5 HP

Celestial- 1 KO
(D)(D) Griffpun (Colourless): 2/5 HP
Piranha Crow (Air): 4/4
(F) Mobster- Firepower- 5/5

_{Celestial + Mobster= OTP. <3}[rand=46304363009927596350534424262650684106952002893619222921567062624]

[Vyt: Down, but Not Out]

This will be my last turn for today.

[dice=30]

I attach a Fire Energy card to Spaceman Strife.

I use Ninja Teleport!

Ninja Teleport
Switch your active Fighter with a benched Fighter.
Now you see me, now you d-*poof*

I switch Celestial out for Spaceman Strife.

Spaceman Strife uses Blaster Pistol!
Spaceman Strife deals 2 Damage.
Griffpun is KO'd.

Vyt- 2 KOs
(F)Spaceman Strife (Colorless): 5/5 HP
(L)(L)(F) Lightning Mage (Light): 1/5 HP

Celestial- 1 KO
(D)(D) Griffpun (Colourless): 2/5 HP
Piranha Crow (Air): 4/4
(F) Mobster- Firepower- 5/5[rand=2219191841672745707459738539266392160122733104647867477108148931066]

[Celestial]

OMG you shot me!! Why did you do that!? ;____;

It's called war. -_-

Ah ok. ^^ Daddy, if I win, will you ground me?

[dice=30]

I make Mobster- Firepower my active ally and attach a Dark Energy to him.

I play the event Poison Cloud.

Poison Cloud
Target any Fighter in play. The target is now poisoned.
Ughh... my head feels funny...

Spaceman Strife is now poisoned. Sorry. ;_;

Mobster-Firepower uses Bulletproof vest.

Vyt- 2 KOs
(F) Spaceman Strife (Colorless): 5/5 HP {poisoned}
(L)(L)(F) Lightning Mage (Light): 1/5 HP

Celestial- 1 KO
(F)(D) Mobster- Firepower- 5/5
Piranha Crow (Air): 4/4[rand=94634644159472863623434832357247463705940307222834476692027439314]

[Vyt: Down, but Not Out]

Jul 14, 2008 15:36:48 GMT -5 Celestial said:

Ah ok. ^^ Daddy, if I win, will you ground me?

Sure, hon. I'll ground you. WITH LOVE.

[dice=30]

I attach a Fire Energy card to Spaceman Strife.

Spaceman Strife uses Force Shield!

Vyt- 2 KOs
(F) Spaceman Strife (Colorless): 4/5 HP {poisoned} (+3 DEF for 1 Turn)
(L)(L)(F) Lightning Mage (Light): 1/5 HP

Celestial- 1 KO
(F)(D) Mobster- Firepower- 5/5
Piranha Crow (Air): 4/4[rand=3539002796375337274527092495301033905374568587444382097290160746]

[Celestial]

Jul 14, 2008 15:52:34 GMT -5 Vyt: Down, but Not Out said:

Jul 14, 2008 15:36:48 GMT -5 Celestial said:

Ah ok. ^^ Daddy, if I win, will you ground me?

Sure, hon. I'll ground you. WITH LOVE.

^_^;; *stocks up on OFF! Incest spray*

[dice=30]*29'd*

I attach a Fire Energy to Mobster- Firepower

I play an event called Scout

Scout
Your opponent reveals their hand. Afterwards, draw a card.
There is one advantage to living amongst the trees... You can see everything if you climb high enough.

I draw another card.

[dice=30]

Mobster-Firepower uses Bullet Barrage.

Strife takes 1 damage because one bullet grazes him but he managed to dodge the others.

*Matrix fangasm*

Vyt- 2 KOs
(F) Spaceman Strife (Colorless): 3/5 HP {poisoned}
(L)(L)(F) Lightning Mage (Light): 1/5 HP

Celestial- 1 KO
(F)(F)(D) Mobster- Firepower (Fire)- 5/5
Piranha Crow (Air): 4/4[rand=941140051225511813508409641704977187510819042510123522371487117755]

[Vyt: Down, but Not Out]

Last turn, really! (And Cele, with the poison, Spaceman Strife actually gets 2 Damage for that turn.

[dice=30]*#17*

Drat.

Spaceman Strife uses Blaster Pistol!
Spaceman Strife deals 2 Damage.

Vyt- 2 KOs
(F) Spaceman Strife (Colorless): 1/5 HP {poisoned}
(L)(L)(F) Lightning Mage (Light): 1/5 HP

Celestial- 1 KO
(F)(F)(D) Mobster- Firepower (Fire)- 3/5
Piranha Crow (Air): 4/4[rand=532418848986622537224550955356333330469488483516044346946650774364]

[Celestial]

Oops, dumb moment there. ^^ Thanks for correcting me.

[dice=30]*30'd*

I attach an Air Energy to Piranha Crow.

Mobster- Firepower uses Bulletproof Vest.

But Spaceman Strife takes 1 damage from poison and is KO'd. ^^;;

Vyt- 2 KOs
(F) Spaceman Strife (Colorless): 0/5 HP {poisoned}
(L)(L)(F) Lightning Mage (Light): 1/5 HP

Celestial- 2 KOs
(F)(F)(D) Mobster- Firepower (Fire)- 3/5 {+2 def for 1 turn}
(A) Piranha Crow (Air): 4/4[rand=95363630362449687414590237153359156352586420532740595861255293777]