Does anyone understand this?

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Not sure where this actually goes, but I dug this up today. I wrote it last year as a joke for something, but I seem to have forgotten what.

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“The Moltenore touch crystals to gnoming,” the Kyrii says. “Bearoging only gets one to a Scorchio’s dozen of Finnean tasks,” he continues.

You wonder if he is dropping the vial on the Neovian, so you triple-A his Umbuku, “Pawkeet’s tooth! Wibreth noodles sixnip crunches the Jetsam feed.”

Okay, so that’s pretty much a Jetsam tale, but if you ever kadoat the north side of Neopia Central, you’ll translate my tablet.

It’s running the corridors isn’t it?

I was wondering if anyone could translate my tablet and show the fortune teller? (It took me a while, but then I realized I had the answers right below.)

Does anyone else have anything like this, nonstandard vernacular?

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All I can think of is "bearoging" becoming "dogging", and "a Scorchio's dozen" becoming "a dragon's dozen". o.o Everything else is a bit confusing.

[laurensk90]

Moltenore seems to have something to do with fire, and Finnean tasks are what's called monk's work in Dutch, but for the rest it makes little sense to me.

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...is this about a TCG? XD The phrase "so you triple-A his Umbuku" made me think of trading cards and Pokemon and whatnot.

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I is confuzzled by it.