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Post by Rider on Aug 23, 2005 16:50:16 GMT -5
Ya didn't know? I'mma wolf-dragon. In my animal form, I'm a wolf with sapphire blue dragon wings. ^___^ I can urnfurl my wings at wish, if I don't want them poking out. Unfortunately, can't do that with my tail and ears. Uhm... well... I'm a human, and I tried to combine my DNA with that of a scorpion! [glow=purple,2,300]Six: He failed and accidentally destroyed half of his brain.[/glow] No I duuuuuuhhhhhhhhh!
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Post by Rider on Aug 23, 2005 18:08:19 GMT -5
*coughcoughTRUEcoughcough*
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Post by Rider on Aug 23, 2005 18:12:14 GMT -5
What a co-incidence, I was just going to ask Six to call the fire department. I can't call them, because the blocked my number after I started flirting with the woman fire fighter on the phone there. As it turned out, it was a man with a really high-pitched voice. Oh, Brian? Yeah, he was cute. :-3 Shame about the restricting orders he put on me... "Must not come within 200 ft"... "Must not mail me body hair"... "Must not shoots small watermelons with his face scrawled on them at me with a cannon"... [glow=red,2,300]You and Nick ought to hook up some night. I'd love to see the resulting children. XD[/glow] "Moooobark!" "Mooooobark!" "Who wants to have sex?" "Is that sex, or 'sex'?"
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Post by Patjade on Aug 24, 2005 2:01:16 GMT -5
I'm thoroughly scared by this quote: As for a therapist who better to talk to than us! ^^
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Post by Rider on Aug 24, 2005 19:04:35 GMT -5
*Leaps on Nick's back* BANANANANANANANAAAAAA!!!!! >:k Oh dear lord, it's the first step in his mating ritual! :-O
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Post by Rider on Aug 24, 2005 19:44:31 GMT -5
I'm Cosmo, and I'm Wanda, and weee're... YOUR FAIRY GODPARENTS! ... split personality much?
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Post by Rider on Aug 25, 2005 11:25:08 GMT -5
Has anyone else noticed the new option in PMs (at least I think it's new) to back them up? And have to get a plunger to fix them? No way!
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Post by Rider on Aug 27, 2005 7:22:32 GMT -5
"Any guy can sweep any girl off her feet" *nods* *walks away* "...Unless the guy is 5 years old and the girl is in college. Then it might be a question of how strong a 5-year-old can be."
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Post by Rider on Aug 27, 2005 17:39:10 GMT -5
I was just looking for something in the 5th book and I saw this paragraph- A powerful emotion had risen in Harry's chest at the sight of Dumbledore, a fortified, hopeful feeling rather like that which phoenix song gave him. He wanted to catch Dumbledore's eye, but Dumbledore was not looking his way; he was continuing to look up at a obviously flustered Fudge. Powerful emotion; is Harry longing to be with Dumbledore in bed? Is phoenix song a type of drug? Why does Harry want to catch Dumbledore's eye? What does he want to do?
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Post by Rider on Aug 27, 2005 20:31:18 GMT -5
And now I shall hide in my pants. Ok, is Sammy feeling well?
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Post by Rider on Aug 27, 2005 20:56:35 GMT -5
Call me clueless here but... ...since when did Rider hit 20,00 posts? <.< >.> ^^; 3,803 posts ago. My studies say that in three days Rider gets 100 posts so 1000 is thirty days, which is rounded to a month. So nearly four months ago. Yay for me! ^_^
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Post by Rider on Aug 28, 2005 10:35:59 GMT -5
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Post by Rider on Aug 29, 2005 9:15:11 GMT -5
Did anyone else know that the Odyssey is a dirty book? "My dear Hermes, this is an honour! with your golden rod and all! What has brought you here?You do not often pay me a visit, but you are heartily welcome. Tell me what you want: I am glad to do it if I can, and if it is doable. But do come in, and let me entertain my guest in the closet"
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Post by My email doesn't work anymore on Aug 29, 2005 22:06:10 GMT -5
I'm not running. I'm lining you up for a strike to the neck...
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Post by Rider on Aug 30, 2005 10:22:58 GMT -5
But paws are good. Escpecially if they are kitty paws. *turnes into a kitty* Wait a second.... This could be bad. Muahahaha! *lunges at Kittygirl with a butter knife* Give me one of thine paws , cat! *pokes self with butter knife* Or...not.
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