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Post by Rider on Aug 2, 2005 18:47:02 GMT -5
This is the tabloids, you have to complete the sentence. Sleeps with... ? *sleeps with a plushie* *wakes up as a fire scorchio* -___- I slept with a magical plushie! Poooooooor plushie.
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Post by Stal on Aug 3, 2005 0:23:30 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]My life is one constant swirling vortex of terror, doom, and pretty colors.[/glow] Well, then you've gotta lend me some of that crack!
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Post by Stal on Aug 3, 2005 10:17:08 GMT -5
That's not random. For example, me snogging you would be random. But I won't because that would cause people to die, having said that the day I snogged you would be doomsday. [glow=red,2,300]That would be a sure sign of the apocolypse. ... DO IT! [/glow] ...and for our top reason today that the NTWF has a good influence on children, all of our moderators are good role models and always push everyone to do the right, just, and clean-minded thing in any given situation. =D
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Post by Rider on Aug 3, 2005 16:52:55 GMT -5
Pwn. *Walks off.* [glow=red,2,300]And my personal favorite:[/glow] *sets up ads*
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Post by Rider on Aug 3, 2005 17:51:52 GMT -5
*Puts eels down Nick's pants* O__O! Hey! Gettemoutta- ... ^__^
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Post by Kiddo on Aug 3, 2005 20:16:29 GMT -5
You know Linny, that does sound like something I'd do. You know what a fun story to write for the NTWF would be? "Stal snaps and goes on a killing spree!" where I'm all crazy and psycho and it's like one of those survival horror movies. ...unless that would get me banned like it would if I wrote it about schools. <.< Stal, I don't think you could possibly get banned. ^_~ Unless of course you said something ill about Harry, in which case I will take you down. Like a...like a thing that you take down. Painfully. ...Down. ... ...Yeah... I say you write it!
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Post by The Wanderer on Aug 3, 2005 22:31:31 GMT -5
I think Linny has the best title by far... Awww, Wanderer! You made my heart all warm and fuzzy! ...might want to get that looked at...
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Post by Rider on Aug 4, 2005 7:47:06 GMT -5
Question: when you see Crystal amongst the list of "Online Members" do you get a foreboding sense of danger? As if a huge warning bell is going off in your head going "The destroyer is manifest"? Or is that just me?
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Post by Rider on Aug 4, 2005 7:50:00 GMT -5
DopestSanta: I like how much we make fun of Harry Ishmale91: No making fun of Hermione, though. Just making out.
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Post by Rider on Aug 4, 2005 9:03:28 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]XD "There was no evidence that Slytherin built so much as a secret broom closet!"[/glow] I bet he did. We all know about Slytherin/Hufflepuff. They put that closet to good use.
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Post by Rider on Aug 4, 2005 16:43:03 GMT -5
Duh Stal likes Rider. It is the inevitable fate of all rivals. Nu-uh. Never.
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Post by Rider on Aug 5, 2005 9:31:10 GMT -5
Not a problem. More than a few people have thought that Spot and I have been serious with our little spat lately. But it's not. I'm surprised so many people have taken it that way. ^_^; But no, her and I are still good friends and I still plan on calling her later this month when I get back to school (I will Spot, I will!) So yeah. Nothing's serious...like I don't think Kiddo really wants to kill me... ...then again, that's something I might want to check on. Really, people actually thought we're fighting? Nobody told me that they thought that. Or maybe they kept silent 'cause they didn't want to get eaten by the angry leopard. Which is another internet myth - in real life, I bruise easily and am not capable of fighting. ((Jesse wanted to swordfight me (plastic swords, but none-the-less painful to be hit by). He had me cornered and I knew there was no way I could fight him, so I stunned him by yelling "I'm not wearing a bra!" and escaped while he tried to comprehend what I just yelled. It was a last ditch effort, I swear. >__<; Then later he punched me in the knee, and I got a giant black-and-blue mark.))
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Post by Rider on Aug 5, 2005 11:26:36 GMT -5
.... The next person that asks me what goes on in mod squad will be told "An analytic study of 'How To Dissect A Fellow Forum Member."
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Post by Rider on Aug 5, 2005 11:37:11 GMT -5
“Nick, what are you trying to do? Kill me?” I screamed. Nick made a noise of disgust. “Now Eri, I may be a polygamist, but I wouldn’t be so cruel as to do that to you when you were sleeping.”
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Post by Rider on Aug 6, 2005 8:19:11 GMT -5
“I don’t want to walk alone. There could be monsters outside!” “Remind me why I put you in Gryffindor in my story?” “Does the bribe of fifty dollars ring a bell?”
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