Post by Plushie on Jul 29, 2004 3:16:13 GMT -5
This is a parody I've written of the song ‘Short Skirt Long Jacket’ by Cake.
For those not familiar with the song,
it goes something like this: “I want a girl who gets up early, I want a girl who.." Continues to goes on like that..
Hope you enjoy it! (Sorry, guys if I offend any of you!)
I want a guy who polishes his green boots,
Who grows his hair like Neotomi’s roots.
I want a guy who submits to the Times late,
Who uses an attack fork to eat off their plate.
I want a guy who will act tough in a battledome fight,
Who on Neopets gift wars me each and every night.
I want a guy who works with and knows our Feli,
Who has wit and jokes that TK is smelly.
I want a guy who takes time out to write reviews,
Who hangs on the Banter board and has similar views.
I want a guy whowrites about Chias like Al,
Who knows Ms Fyora as a gal pal.
I want a guy who owns a pirate ship,
Who has confidence to go to the Rainbow pool for a dip.
I want a guy who will brighten up my day,
Who dares to might auction his heart boxers on Ebay.
I want a guy with world domination plans,
Who has fame, fortune and N.T fans.
I want a guy who loves the Neopian Times much!
Who doesn’t mind doing a collab, crossover or as such.
I want a guy who has hit the 100th trophy feat,
Who according to Sims ‘should pump the pawkeet’.
I want a guy who knows how to play the Neopets TCG,
Who regularly teases that Shoryu called Roxy.
I want a guy who creates great flash animations,
Who with burning gnomes makes abstract creations.
I want a guy with a cheesy grin and who is insane,
Who is obsessed with Weewoos on the brain.
I want a guy with a long shirt and a straight jacket....
XD
(Note: Steff’s expections for a guy might bare to differ than the suggestions in this song parody.)
For those not familiar with the song,
it goes something like this: “I want a girl who gets up early, I want a girl who.." Continues to goes on like that..
Hope you enjoy it! (Sorry, guys if I offend any of you!)
I want a guy who polishes his green boots,
Who grows his hair like Neotomi’s roots.
I want a guy who submits to the Times late,
Who uses an attack fork to eat off their plate.
I want a guy who will act tough in a battledome fight,
Who on Neopets gift wars me each and every night.
I want a guy who works with and knows our Feli,
Who has wit and jokes that TK is smelly.
I want a guy who takes time out to write reviews,
Who hangs on the Banter board and has similar views.
I want a guy whowrites about Chias like Al,
Who knows Ms Fyora as a gal pal.
I want a guy who owns a pirate ship,
Who has confidence to go to the Rainbow pool for a dip.
I want a guy who will brighten up my day,
Who dares to might auction his heart boxers on Ebay.
I want a guy with world domination plans,
Who has fame, fortune and N.T fans.
I want a guy who loves the Neopian Times much!
Who doesn’t mind doing a collab, crossover or as such.
I want a guy who has hit the 100th trophy feat,
Who according to Sims ‘should pump the pawkeet’.
I want a guy who knows how to play the Neopets TCG,
Who regularly teases that Shoryu called Roxy.
I want a guy who creates great flash animations,
Who with burning gnomes makes abstract creations.
I want a guy with a cheesy grin and who is insane,
Who is obsessed with Weewoos on the brain.
I want a guy with a long shirt and a straight jacket....
XD
(Note: Steff’s expections for a guy might bare to differ than the suggestions in this song parody.)