Post by Rebekah on Jun 30, 2020 2:36:01 GMT -5
Here's some fake facts to inform and entertain:
There are exactly 7000 miles worth of spaghetti housed within the core of the Earth. No one knows how it got there or if it has any sauce.
Kangaroos are actually a type of beetle.
The Beatles are actually a type of Kangaroo.
All happiness is produced in a factory in Detroit, Michigan.
Michigan doesn't exist.
I am a sentient box of pre-cooked noodles.
You are also a sentient box of pre-cooked noodles.
The Eiffel Tower is a clockwork robot capable of walking.
The key to the Eiffel Tower robot is stored in an antiques store in Tallahassee, Florida.
The human body is 70% mac and cheese.
Cheese comes from the great cheese quarries of Canada.
Canada is technically its own planet.
Desk lamps are plotting to take over the world.
Your body stores enough energy to light up Kentucky.
If you freeze an apple, it will turn into a tangerine.
Tangerines are an illusion.
I am a living toaster named Toasty McBreadenson.
Somewhere under a random house in England is a safe containing the secret to the perfect grilled cheese.
Cats have the power to sense cheese demons.
Cheese demons don't do much but stare at you while you eat cheese.
Shoelaces are edible, but only on Wednesdays.
If you neglect to clean your feet, your toes will go on strike.
Fish are actually wingless birds with a skin condition.
Detroit doesn't exist.
Neither does Wichita.
There are exactly 7000 miles worth of spaghetti housed within the core of the Earth. No one knows how it got there or if it has any sauce.
Kangaroos are actually a type of beetle.
The Beatles are actually a type of Kangaroo.
All happiness is produced in a factory in Detroit, Michigan.
Michigan doesn't exist.
I am a sentient box of pre-cooked noodles.
You are also a sentient box of pre-cooked noodles.
The Eiffel Tower is a clockwork robot capable of walking.
The key to the Eiffel Tower robot is stored in an antiques store in Tallahassee, Florida.
The human body is 70% mac and cheese.
Cheese comes from the great cheese quarries of Canada.
Canada is technically its own planet.
Desk lamps are plotting to take over the world.
Your body stores enough energy to light up Kentucky.
If you freeze an apple, it will turn into a tangerine.
Tangerines are an illusion.
I am a living toaster named Toasty McBreadenson.
Somewhere under a random house in England is a safe containing the secret to the perfect grilled cheese.
Cats have the power to sense cheese demons.
Cheese demons don't do much but stare at you while you eat cheese.
Shoelaces are edible, but only on Wednesdays.
If you neglect to clean your feet, your toes will go on strike.
Fish are actually wingless birds with a skin condition.
Detroit doesn't exist.
Neither does Wichita.