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Post by Nat on Oct 15, 2020 19:43:51 GMT -5
I think you should be concerned as to why you're not minding your own business.
I am being harassed by my neighbors for a harmless hobby of mine. How do I get a hitman lawyer?
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Post by Gelquie on Oct 15, 2020 19:49:32 GMT -5
Well, your hobby is designed to help you take care of such problems...
Speaking of, that butcher shop that's been mentioned has been getting some weird inventories lately; some meats are weird and I think at some point they sold pineapple upside-down cake for some reason? Who do I go to first to make an inquiry?
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Rebekah
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Beware the ducks, for they will devour your soul.
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Post by Rebekah on Oct 15, 2020 19:50:05 GMT -5
The meat is from generous donors with twine related hobbies. Be grateful. As for the cake, that is a bit weird. Tell the manager that you'd prefer cheesecake.
With all this twine talk, can I borrow some? I have some... Halloween decorations I don't want to get away. Or is there a better way to contain them?
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Post by Gelquie on Oct 15, 2020 20:21:37 GMT -5
Your uh, "Halloween Decorations" just need an incentive to stay! Lay out all of their favorite things where you want them, and ensure that they continue to get them if they stay there! Or if all else fails, you can use good old-fashioned intimidation to get them to freeze in place.
Uh... I think that's the police knocking on our door with a warrant for our arrest. What do we do?
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Post by Birdy on Oct 15, 2020 20:26:39 GMT -5
Escape out the window and run away, quick!
Where should we hide?
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Post by Gelquie on Oct 15, 2020 20:32:34 GMT -5
Into this overturned trolley car, quickly!
...Sitting in this trolley car, I'm feeling the weight of guilt over some actions that may or may not be related. Should I try to make amends, cope with them, or something else?
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Rebekah
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Post by Rebekah on Oct 15, 2020 21:19:41 GMT -5
Perform even more actions to increase your guilt to the point that you no longer feel it.
I found an overturned trolley car. Should I hit it with another trolley or leave it be?
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Post by Celestial on Oct 16, 2020 6:48:03 GMT -5
Hit it with another trolley. You want to get it off the tracks so nobody gets hurt, and a trolley is the best way to do it, since it will weigh the same but the extra momentum will give it more force.
How do I clean all this junk off from the side of the trolley tracks?
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Post by Killix on Oct 16, 2020 14:22:16 GMT -5
Fire.
What should my Halloween costume be? :O
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Post by Gelquie on Oct 16, 2020 15:12:30 GMT -5
Also fire.
Some jerk demolished my hiding spot and set it on fire, and now I'm in the hospital. How can I recover faster?
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Post by Celestial on Oct 16, 2020 18:49:49 GMT -5
Bother the doctors a lot. Complain about how they are not doing enough work or are not doing it fast enough. Doctors are naturally lazy, but you calling them out will help motivate them.
I think I made all the doctors of the world mad. How can I appease them?
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Post by Nat on Oct 16, 2020 22:44:48 GMT -5
Appeasement is bad and causes bad things. I recommend currying favors with the lawyers of the world, the archenemies of the doctors and also the only force powerful enough to hold them off. Never admit defeat and never apologize.
What's the best position to read a book in?
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Post by Moni on Oct 17, 2020 0:34:14 GMT -5
In a bridge pose!
how do i cure athlete's foot?
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Post by Thorn on Oct 17, 2020 2:45:53 GMT -5
Ez! Cut off the foot.
How do I get my chickens to stop digging up the garden?? :-(
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Post by Gelquie on Oct 17, 2020 3:02:24 GMT -5
You dig it up first! Now they can dig all they want, but the garden's already gone!
Sometimes I don't feel there's enough hours in a day to accomplish everything I want, while still adhering to healthy human sleep patterns. What can I do about it?
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