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Post by Twillie on Jun 4, 2020 12:33:01 GMT -5
Figure out how to hack into things and giving yourself mod permissions, that way you can just delete all those posts and not have to worry about them \o/
What do I do with all these old art supplies that technically still work, but I have no plans to use?
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Post by Gelquie on Jun 4, 2020 15:04:16 GMT -5
Why you can donate them! Places could always use extra sources of fuel on short notice.
I need to prepare an outfit for a virtual formal occasion, doing something new with what I have around. Any tips?
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Rebekah
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Post by Rebekah on Jun 15, 2020 5:51:09 GMT -5
Wear nothing but a hat and claim you bought some very rare and valuable invisible clothing.
How can I get my bearded dragon to stop thinking my nails are fruit?
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Post by Twillie on Jun 18, 2020 11:52:27 GMT -5
Next time you paint them, paint little vegetables on them instead! No way he'll get confused then :3
What do I do when there's a show I want to watch, but I don't have the proper streaming subscription it's on?
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Post by Gelquie on Oct 15, 2020 2:42:06 GMT -5
You gotta get to work on that time machine. It may take you a while, it may take you years of research and building, but once you have it, you can execute the perfect scam. Go back in time, pay for the service, watch the show, then go back in time again to make the payment never happen, then return to the future! Whenever it is. Just get it done before you die.
We don't seem to have invented something to reliably allow us to hibernate through the entire winter, and thus avoid all the difficulties of this said next winter. What can I do instead to accomplish the same thing?
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Post by Celestial on Oct 15, 2020 3:30:16 GMT -5
Do many case studies of comas, seeing how long they were for each type of injury and try to establish a pattern. Become a world expert on comas and what determines their length. Then try to replicate the accidents that gave you a coma of the desired length.
I have phone anxiety. Doctor's appointments these days are by phone only. I have one next week. What do?
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Post by Fraze on Oct 15, 2020 5:09:10 GMT -5
Assert your dominance over the phone. Stand up tall, spread your arms, and posture aggressively. Imitate a busy signal; this is considered a threat display. If the phone screen unlocks (assuming this is a smartphone), then it has accepted you as the pack alpha. If it responds aggressively - for example, turning on selfie cam or activating the flashlight - then escalate your own display by installing updates, or turning it off and on again. Some newer models of smartphone have a venomous barb near the headphone jack, but other than that it can't physically harm you - it is a phone after all. Soon enough the phone will respect and submit to you, and then you can make calls without anxiety.
I really don't like grading papers. How can I make it less tedious?
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Rebekah
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Post by Rebekah on Oct 15, 2020 12:30:34 GMT -5
Fold the papers into origami cups and attempt to drink coffee out of each one. This will fail and prevent you from reading the papers. Now you can imagine the contents of each paper and grade accordingly.
What can I use when I run out of onions?
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Post by Nat on Oct 15, 2020 12:42:09 GMT -5
Garlic. It won't make you cry, and you can cook it the same way!
I may have done a crime and need to hide out in the forest for a while. What should I bring with me?
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Post by Gelquie on Oct 15, 2020 15:25:53 GMT -5
Your cell phone and a battery charger, of course! You'll be out in the forest for a long time; you'll need internet, emergency services, and grocery delivery!
My glasses are maladjusted and a bit uncomfortable, but my own attempts to fix it aren't working and I can't justify bringing them in somewhere. What can I do?
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Post by Nat on Oct 15, 2020 15:46:55 GMT -5
Make your own contacts by hand. At home. It's not hard.
There is a runaway trolley barreling down the railway tracks. Ahead, on the tracks, there are five people tied up, with the trolley headed straight for them. You are standing in the train yard, next to a lever. If you pull this lever, the trolley will switch to a different set of tracks. However, you notice that there is one person on the side track. You have two options:
Do nothing and allow the trolley to kill the five people on the main track. Pull the lever, diverting the trolley onto the side track where it will kill one person. What is the right thing to do?
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Post by Rebekah on Oct 15, 2020 15:59:39 GMT -5
Let it hit the five people on the main track. It will derail, flip over and crush the single person on the other track. Now there are no witnesses to rat you out for tying people up and leaving them to die on the tracks.
What's the best way to clean blood off of trolley tracks?
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Post by Gelquie on Oct 15, 2020 16:17:57 GMT -5
Paint the whole swath of track red and call it art. That way you can tie up more people and justify further crimes.
Someone keeps tying up people to my trolley tracks, and I can't seem to catch them. How can I catch the perpetrator or stop this?
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Post by Nat on Oct 15, 2020 19:26:20 GMT -5
Consider minding your own business.
Where can I get good-quality twine (the tying kind) at a discount?
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Post by Birdy on Oct 15, 2020 19:41:45 GMT -5
Try your local butcher shop, I bet they'd have some.
...Should I be concerned as to why you need it?
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