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Post by Liou on Jun 26, 2018 15:18:04 GMT -5
Rent some money just long enough to acquire the sweet, sweet merchandise.
I want to go on stage during an event for which there will be an audience, outdoors, but, I don't want anyone to see me do it. How do?
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Post by Gelquie on Jun 26, 2018 18:06:58 GMT -5
You gotta be sneaky about it, first off. Use a tactic called hiding in plain sight. How do you do that? Well, take a leaf from video games and you can do a few things: Go on stage disguised as a cardboard box, or under a bag that covers all of you. It won't matter how perplexed the audience is to see a bag or cardboard box performing on stage; at least they won't technically see you!
I get anxious really easily when it comes to facing big tasks. How do I get over my fears enough to get started?
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Post by June Scarlet on Apr 6, 2020 20:52:38 GMT -5
I've always heard it helps to break big tasks into smaller tasks. So grab a sledgehammer, and start breaking! Need to make a phone call? Break that phone into tiny pieces! Need to make a large dinner? Start smashing!
How do I deal with the surplus of sweet treats I can get for cheap working at a bakery?
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Post by Killix on Apr 13, 2020 4:53:27 GMT -5
Cheap bakery goods is an opportunity of a lifetime! Eat them. All of them.
I think I have too many pony toys. The pony army has taken over my dresser, desk and a shelf. What should I do??
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Post by Lizica on Apr 13, 2020 17:41:46 GMT -5
Make peace with the pony army. Raid the cookie jar together. Ride pony army to glory!
How can I keep my hands from getting so dry all the time?
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Post by Twillie on Apr 24, 2020 1:25:37 GMT -5
Your hands can't get dry if they're constantly wet, right? Just stick them in some buckets of water and keep them there forever. Easy!
What's a good way for me to lose weight?
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Post by Gelquie on May 29, 2020 17:55:51 GMT -5
Take off every object on your person including clothes; those add to it! Then take your weight scale and set it's 0 point to a negative number, then take a reading. Bam! You've lost weight, both in reality and in reading!
What's a good way to exercise indoors?
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Post by Twillie on May 29, 2020 18:09:37 GMT -5
Your kitchen should have most of the necessary supplies! You can tie some spoons or spatulas together to make your symbol of choice, gather some water and salt, and then, with all of this on hand, approach the person in question and start shouting-- Oh wait, you said "exercise," not "exorcise," didn't you?
What's a good way to expand my taste in music?
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Post by Killix on May 29, 2020 20:23:41 GMT -5
Have cassettes for lunch and vinyls for dinner! You will experience a delicious new taste in music in no time!
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I need to fill a space in a drawing I'm making. What should I add to the scene?
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Post by Stephanie (swordlilly) on May 30, 2020 23:21:18 GMT -5
Take a tube of paint and squeeze it directly into the space. It's called contemporary art. *nodnod*
My neighborhood has started a composting policy, and I get that it's better for the environment, but I hate the smell of compost. :c What should I do?
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Post by Gelquie on Jun 2, 2020 0:55:10 GMT -5
Don't worry, it's a neighborhood composting policy! And thus it doesn't matter where it comes from, so long as it's from your neighborhood! So start a compost pile in your neighbor's yard and leave it there so you don't have to smell it! No need to ask, it's a neighborhood community thing!
I switched to Linux, but turns out that makes gaming harder. How do I play Windows games on Linux?
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Post by Coaster on Jun 2, 2020 20:54:03 GMT -5
Steal the source code and/or reverse-engineer it, and rewrite it from scratch to work on Linux, for every single game you have even the most passing interest in. Sure, you'll only get to play one game every few years or so, but think about how well it'll run! And the internet will love you, at least for all the ten minutes each time before you get a cease-and-desist.
Probably still faster than trying to go through your Steam backlog, at least.
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So, let's say someone else made some art or music that I really like. In fact, I like it so much that I wish I made it myself, and I kind of want to show it to the world as if it were my own instead. What's the best way to handle that?
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Post by Stephanie (swordlilly) on Jun 2, 2020 23:00:12 GMT -5
Easy-peasy! If it's a painting, you print out a super-big version of it, drape it around yourself like a towel and go dancing in the streets showing it off. If it's music, then you dance in the streets to the music.
I'm very bad at time management. I've tried signing up for time management workshops but didn't manage to commit to actually showing up. What should I do?
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Post by Twillie on Jun 2, 2020 23:16:33 GMT -5
Why spend all day trying to manage others like pesky time, when you can manage yourself? That's right, with this simple course, you can become your own boss! All you have to do is call the number below to sign up, and we'll get you instantly started on your first set of lessons. But wait! There's more-
I have a number of books I'm meaning to read, but I never seem to remember them when I have the time. How do I get myself to start one?
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Post by June Scarlet on Jun 3, 2020 18:19:32 GMT -5
Tape the book to your head when you think of it, even if you don't have the time at the moment. This might require duck tape. That's okay.
Sometimes I get overwhelmed at the amount of posts I want to reply to. How do I handle this?
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