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Post by The Scrac that Smiles Back on Mar 22, 2016 15:06:33 GMT -5
Article: With so many different intelligent species on one planet, it's not hard to wonder why Neopians are inclined to eat each other. But what species is the most popular candidate for consumption? Chias come to mind, as do Draiks because of their eggs. But who is it really? Due to Neopia's lack of food laws and standards many dishes out there contain unspecified meat, and might as well be named similarly to " Fried Something". Below I have listed dishes that are known to contain a certain kind of Neopian within them, as well as some suspects. Need to sort and count them all to finish the article. Trying to go for a humorous tone, like these items were created with. Should beef and steak be counted as Kau? -edit- I think I'm going to write an article on the species nobody wants to eat instead. Blame Chias and their frequent depictions being hunted, yet not having a single food item out there that expressively contains them.
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Post by The Scrac that Smiles Back on Mar 22, 2016 15:07:27 GMT -5
Acara -Known None
-Suspects None
Aisha -Known None
-Suspects Aisha Tomato and Potato Soup - r79 [Uncommon] This yummy chunky soup is served in a spiffy Aisha bowl.
Aisha Cheeseburger - r75 [Uncommon] A yummy cheeseburger with a bun the shape of an Aisha!
Aisha Mega Burger - r85 [Rare] Created especially for Aisha Day in year seven!
Blumaroo -Known Jelly Blumaroo Jelly - r101 [Special] Eek! Is that a real Blumaroo?
Blumaroo Steak - r54 What goes bounce...bounce...whirr... splat?
Blumaroo Tail Salad Extravaganza - r94 [Very Rare] A Blumaroo here, a Blumaroo there, with just a touch of olive to round out a gourmet meal to drool over.
-Suspects None
Bori -Known None
-Suspects None
Bruce -Known None
-Suspects Green Bruce Lunch Plate - r101 [Special]
Red Bruce Juice - r78 [Uncommon] Who knew red was a flavour?
Buzz -Known None
-Suspects Hot Buzz Pie - r77 [Uncommon] A yummy pie full of meat and potatoes made for Buzz day.
Chia -Known None
-Suspects Anti-Chia Cake - r68 The perfect cake for an anti-Chia celebration.
Chia Sticky New Year Cake - r85 [Rare] Just the thing to enjoy over the new year!
Chomby -Known Chomby Pate - r84 [Uncommon] What a darling pate!
Disco Chomby Pie - r101 [Special] Be careful how you swallow those spikes while you are eating this Chomby pie!
-Suspects Chomby Hot Dog - r83 [Uncommon] This delicious hot dog comes with catsup and mustard. It also has crisps sticking out of it to make it look like a Chomby!
The Blue Chomby Burger - r101 [Special] Dont worry we dont think the burger is actually made of Chomby.
Chomby Meatloaf - r87 [Rare] This tasty looking meatloaf is shaped to look like a chomby and is decorated with crackers.
Cybunny -Known None
-Suspects None
Draik -Known Pirate Draik Egg - r97 [Ultra Rare] Do NOT eat this egg... inside is a baby Draik, and if you can work out how to hatch it, you can keep it as a pet!
Blue Draik Egg - r95 [Ultra Rare]
Green Draik Egg - r96 [Ultra Rare]
Yellow Draik Egg - r97 [Ultra Rare]
Red Draik Egg - r98 [Ultra Rare]
Lost Desert Draik Egg - r97 [Ultra Rare]
Island Draik Egg - r98 [Ultra Rare]
Darigan Draik Egg - r99 [Super Rare]
Zombie Draik Egg - r99 [Super Rare]
Ice Draik Egg - r98 [Ultra Rare]
-Suspects Draik Wrap - r78 [Uncommon] Satisfy your craving to obtain a Draik with a lovely wrap!
Draik Soup - r77 [Uncommon] Satisfy your craving to obtain a Draik with a lovely soup!
Draik Salad - r76 [Uncommon] Satisfy your craving to obtain a Draik with a lovely salad!
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Post by The Scrac that Smiles Back on Mar 22, 2016 15:08:32 GMT -5
Elephante -Known Elephante Trunk Stew - r88 [Rare] This stew has a nice thick broth and a whole Elephante trunk to make it extra hearty!
Deluxe Elephante Burger - r89 [Rare] You really do not want any fries with this.
-Suspects Plain Elephante Ear - r84 [Uncommon] Its just like being at the fair!
Chocolate Elephante Ear - r90 [Very Rare] Its just like being at the fair! But with extra chocolate.
Eyrie -Known Eyrie Gumbo - r64 Caution: SPICY!
Eyrie Meatloaf - r62 Small portions, but ever so tasty.
-Suspects
Flotsam -Known None
-Suspects None
Gelert -Known None
-Suspects None
Gnorbu -Known
-Suspects Gnorbu Burger - r88 [Rare] Who could resist a tasty burger with lettuce and cheese on a Gnorbu-shaped bun?
Grarrl -Known Keno Egg Salad Sandwich - r85 [Rare] At least those eggs that dont hatch are being put to good use now.
Cracked Keno Egg - r90 [Very Rare] Oops looks like one of the eggs from Grarrl Keno has gone astray.
Pickled Keno Eggs - r69 Two pickled eggs that look suspiciously like Keno eggs.
-Suspects Grarrl Macaroni - r68 Just the way your Grarrl likes it!
Meaty Grarrl Cake - r80 [Uncommon] A cake... made of meat... what?
Meaty Potato Grarrl Cake - r85 [Rare] Grarrls get confused between dinner and dessert.
Grarrl Breakfast Platter - r65 Rise and shine...before your breakfast bites you!
Giant Grarrl Burger - r62 Made especially for a hearty Grarrl appetite.
Grundo -Known Grundo Stick Sub - r101 [Special] Mmmm, grundo sticks sub. How many poor alien Grundos got the chop to make this one?
Grundo Stix - r73 I dont think the Grundo who became this meal did it willingly...
Large Grundo Toe With Lint Side Order - r74 A large meal to fill your young ones. Toe lint now available as an extra bonus.
-Suspects None
Hissi -Known Hissi Oil - r101 [Special] This magical oil makes your food delicious and cures all ailments. This was given out by the Advent Calendar in Y15.
-Suspects None
Ixi -Known Ixi Hoof Soup - r84 [Uncommon] Dont worry, theyre just really large olives. At least, thats what the shopkeeper claims.
-Suspects Ixi Soup - r88 [Rare] Hearty soup in a special bowl that is shaped like an Ixis head!
Jetsam -Known None
-Suspects None
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Post by The Scrac that Smiles Back on Mar 22, 2016 15:09:49 GMT -5
Jubjub -Known -Suspects
Kacheek -Known -Suspects
Kau -Known -Suspects
Kiko -Known -Suspects
Koi -Known -Suspects
Korbat -Known Wing of Korbat - r99 [Super Rare] A bit too leathery for most tastes...
-Suspects
Kougra -Known -Suspects
Krawk -Known -Suspects
Kyrii -Known -Suspects
Lenny -Known -Suspects
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Post by The Scrac that Smiles Back on Mar 22, 2016 15:10:55 GMT -5
Lupe -Known -Suspects
Lutari -Known -Suspects Unreleased food item that looks like a Lutari paw on a stick
Meerca -Known Meerca Pie - r99 [Super Rare] Oh no, how horrible... looks like this particular Meerca bounced too close to the Witchs home!
-Suspects
Moehog -Known Pickled Moehog Feet - r80 [Uncommon] A big jar of pickled Moehog Feet. They are almost as hard to look at as they are to eat.
-Suspects
Mynci -Known -Suspects
Nimmo -Known -Suspects Nimmo Meatloaf - r85 [Rare] Meat, bread crumbs, herbs and spices make up this tasty meatloaf.
Spooky Handwich - r94 [Very Rare] A meaty treat for all the family.
Ogrin -Known -Suspects
Peophin -Known -Suspects
Poogle -Known -Suspects
Pteri -Known -Suspects
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Post by The Scrac that Smiles Back on Mar 22, 2016 15:11:59 GMT -5
Quiggle -Known Toasted Quiggle Legs - r70 Eat them quickly before they hop off your plate.
Quiggle Pie - r99 [Super Rare] Oops, this Quiggle isnt his usual happy self...
-Suspects Spooky Handwich - r94 [Very Rare] A meaty treat for all the family.
Ruki -Known -Suspects
Scorchio -Known -Suspects
Shoyru -Known -Suspects Reptillian Wing - r82 [Uncommon] This reptile will not be flying any more!
Shoyru Spaghetti - r67 A mound of piping hot noodles with a very Shoyru looking meatball resting atop.
Onion Shoyru Meatball - r70 Made from a secret recipe involving lots of onions, this is one smelly treat!
Skeith -Known Skeith Burger - r87 [Rare] OM NOM NOM...
Skeith Juice Cocktail - r46 What goes into Skeith juice? You just dont want to know...
-Suspects
Techo -Known -Suspects
Tonu -Known -Suspects
Tuskaninny -Known -Suspects
Uni -Known -Suspects
Usul -Known Meaty Usul Wrap - r75 [Uncommon] How cute! It looks just like an Usul got caught up in this wrap!...It just LOOKS that way, right?
-Suspects
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Post by The Scrac that Smiles Back on Mar 22, 2016 15:12:32 GMT -5
Vandagyre -Known -Suspects
Wocky -Known -Suspects Christmas Wocky Cranberry Meatloaf - r77 [Uncommon] This Christmas Wocky cranberry meatloaf is the perfect food for Christmas Eve dinner!
Xweetok -Known -Suspects
Yurble -Known Yurble Steak - r88 [Rare] Quite delicious once you carve away the fur.
-Suspects Blue Yurble Sandwich - r101 [Special] A delicious and healthy sandwich!
Zafara -Known Zesty Zafara Burrito - r88 [Rare] No Zafaras were harmed (much) in the making of this burrito...
-Suspects Irate Zafara Claw - r97 [Ultra Rare] Uh... are pastries supposed to move?
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Post by Bianca <3 on Mar 23, 2016 22:01:53 GMT -5
I just want to warn you that this may be too gruesome for them to accept in the NT. I remember a year or two ago that a thread was closed down regarding this same topic on the neoboards.
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Post by The Scrac that Smiles Back on Mar 23, 2016 22:04:45 GMT -5
Bianca <3That's a bummer. Thanks for the heads up.
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Post by Bianca <3 on Mar 24, 2016 7:14:09 GMT -5
There's no harm in trying! They may still accept it! I just wanted to let you know :3
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Post by The Scrac that Smiles Back on Mar 24, 2016 8:27:43 GMT -5
Bianca <3I did sort of wonder, but I am going to keep the tone humorous. I needed this information anyway for rp reasons. Neopians should probably know which of their species are tasty and which ones to avoid, and be able to explain it to horrified aliens. Chias have really surprised me with this, I always thought of them as being the most widely eaten Neopian species ever.
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Post by jdb1984 on Jan 24, 2017 6:52:45 GMT -5
Hissi Oil is not made from Hissi. It's a neopets version of what's known as snake oil.
It's when a seller sells a product and promises the world, but it instead does nothing. By the time a person complains, the seller disappears with your money.
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Post by The Scrac that Smiles Back on Jan 26, 2017 1:09:55 GMT -5
Hissi Oil is not made from Hissi. It's a neopets version of what's known as snake oil. It's when a seller sells a product and promises the world, but it instead does nothing. By the time a person complains, the seller disappears with your money. I'm aware of the reference, but snake oil is still snake oil (traditionally from a Chinese water snake) and hissi oil is still hissi oil. And these days we have fish oil. I wouldn't have included it on this list at all if the claims had been limited to healing. I can move it to "Suspects" instead of "Knowns".
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