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Post by Avery on Jan 8, 2015 12:51:46 GMT -5
Celebrity Sighting, Scandal Delights ForumSuperstar Benjamin Mathis Involved In Coffeehouse Spat
NEO GENERAL-- Scandal and intrigue rocked the forum last night after world-famous film actor Jayeee, best known for his Oscar-winning performance as Stal Los in the biopic Textwall Wars, was nearly punched out by a disgruntled forumer whilst visiting the Neo General location of Stalbucks (located at 693 Kacheek Lane). Mr. Mathis almost saw the wrong side of a fist after a conversation with adoring fans took a dark downward turn. Fortunately, the forum's most aesthetically pleasing face was saved from major harm by a bystander, and the gracious Mr. Mathis refused to press charges. Photographs taken on the scene have been reprinted for our valued readers in the Lifestyle section, and can be found on page 14D.
Reaction on the scene ranged from horrified to entertained. "Well I think it's quite excellent!" said Elcie, who was ordering coffee nearby when the incident occurred. "... such [ a ] fine actor... what drama!"
However, the mood in the coffeehouse was most certainly still tempered by lingering fears over the fire at the NTWF's other Stalbucks location in Admin Alley, which burned early Sunday morning in a fire for which the cause has been left undetermined, but that many fear may have been an arson. And disconcerting statements made by forum visitors might suggest that these fears are not misplaced, with one out-of-towner, Thorn, nervously mentioning that her transportation into the forum had been involved in some sort of "explosion", before quickly clamming up, as if in fear. No matter assurances again reiterated by the Mods' public relations coordinator, Tiger, when asked for comment last last night, this reporter can't help but have a nervous feel deep in her gut.
"Really, Ms. Terr, you're creating fear; stop it at once," said Ms. Tiger in her statement last night."And don't you dare put that quote on the record. It'll only make them think the Mods have something to hide."
This reporter might have obliged, had she not feared precisely that.
--Rhya Terr, staff reporter
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Post by Christos on Jan 8, 2015 13:17:40 GMT -5
I heard that The Lustful Benjamin Mathis was actually punched, was he 'nearly punched' at the end? Or is Rhya trying to hide something as well?
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Post by Jayeee on Jan 8, 2015 13:59:04 GMT -5
*Becomes distracted at this, tho, and looks offended for Scrac's sake at that* Watch your mouth, pretty boy, that's no way to talk to a l— *Beams* Did you HEAR that?! He called me a pretty boy!! 8D *Twirls on the spot* Love is blossoming, can you feel it? I sure can! *So utterly at a loss for words for a second at all of this* .___.; Uhhh… *Coughs* Uh, y-yes! Y-yeah, sure *Puts his hands to Scrac's arms in a sort of hug as he stands beside her* YEAH and uh, she's… VERY possessive s-so… go away. YES GO AWAY. *would be leaping across the table if not for Diego holding on* Oh... Oooooooohhhh! This is the part where we tearfully break-up - the complication in our story! *Holds out hand* I understand. I will wait for the resolution, in which you learn that it was true love, that cannot be replaced! Ah, Layla "Nimbus" Karimi, Elcie, my name is Rhya Terr, beat reporter for the NTWF Journal? You've witnessed this great ruckus go on-- I'm looking for quotes for my feature story tomorrow. You've anything to say? *hands business card* 8D well I think it's quite excellent! Coffeeshop improv night is just what this forum needed! They're all such fine actors, what a drama. ^_^ *Glances over* You are most welcome, my dear. *Blows a kiss*
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Post by Celestial on Jan 8, 2015 14:04:55 GMT -5
Robert: *trots up to Jayeee* Hello, sir, I am sorry about the drama yesterday and I hope you are alright. 8D But have you considered what I told you yesterday about our Lord Woo? *flicks tail and taps his hoof on the ground.* I would be very excited if you had further opinions and might consider following our Feathered Lord's word.
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Post by The Scrac that Smiles Back on Jan 8, 2015 14:08:18 GMT -5
*So utterly at a loss for words for a second at all of this* .___.; Uhhh… *Coughs* Uh, y-yes! Y-yeah, sure *Puts his hands to Scrac's arms in a sort of hug as he stands beside her* YEAH and uh, she's… VERY possessive s-so… go away. YES GO AWAY. *would be leaping across the table if not for Diego holding on* Oh... Oooooooohhhh! This is the part where we tearfully break-up - the complication in our story! *Holds out hand* I understand. I will wait for the resolution, in which you learn that it was true love, that cannot be replaced! *grimaces* Diego (@torkie10), let's get out of here. *while leaving* I kind of want that pony. (Celestial)
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Post by Avery on Jan 8, 2015 14:38:41 GMT -5
I heard that The Lustful Benjamin Mathis was actually punched, was he 'nearly punched' at the end? Or is Rhya trying to hide something as well? I quite resent that implication, sir. I'm a scrupulous reporter who does rigorous fact-checking for all of my articles. And-- [the ping of a phone]Ah, sorry, seems I've got a new e-mail, let me just...
... I have to go, I have to--
*furious typing*
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Post by The Scrac that Smiles Back on Jan 8, 2015 15:35:20 GMT -5
Celebrity Sighting, Scandal Delights ForumSuperstar Benjamin Mathis Involved In Coffeehouse Spat
NEO GENERAL-- Scandal and intrigue rocked the forum last night after world-famous film actor Jayeee, best known for his Oscar-winning performance as Stal Los in the biopic Textwall Wars, was nearly punched out by a disgruntled forumer whilst visiting the Neo General location of Stalbucks (located at 693 Kacheek Lane). Mr. Mathis almost saw the wrong side of a fist after a conversation with adoring fans took a dark downward turn. Fortunately, the forum's most aesthetically pleasing face was saved from major harm by a bystander, and the gracious Mr. Mathis refused to press charges. Photographs taken on the scene have been reprinted for our valued readers in the Lifestyle section, and can be found on page 14D.
Reaction on the scene ranged from horrified to entertained. "Well I think it's quite excellent!" said Elcie, who was ordering coffee nearby when the incident occurred. "... such [ a ] fine actor... what drama!"
However, the mood in the coffeehouse was most certainly still tempered by lingering fears over the fire at the NTWF's other Stalbucks location in Admin Alley, which burned early Sunday morning in a fire for which the cause has been left undetermined, but that many fear may have been an arson. And disconcerting statements made by forum visitors might suggest that these fears are not misplaced, with one out-of-towner, Thorn, nervously mentioning that her transportation into the forum had been involved in some sort of "explosion", before quickly clamming up, as if in fear. No matter assurances again reiterated by the Mods' public relations coordinator, Tiger, when asked for comment last last night, this reporter can't help but have a nervous feel deep in her gut.
"Really, Ms. Terr, you're creating fear; stop it at once," said Ms. Tiger in her statement last night."And don't you dare put that quote on the record. It'll only make them think the Mods have something to hide."
This reporter might have obliged, had she not feared precisely that.
--Rhya Terr, staff reporter -next day at the cafe- Hmph, so that's who he is. *crumples paper and tosses it* Still don't care.
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Post by icon on Jan 8, 2015 16:45:58 GMT -5
From the desk of The Editor:
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Post by Killix on Jan 8, 2015 17:19:13 GMT -5
*raises a bucket of ice water above her head dangerously* ... What? I'm like, the only person who hasn't done this yet. XD Do flowers like icy water? *takes notes* I learn something new every day!
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Post by Alyssa on Jan 8, 2015 17:34:55 GMT -5
*raises a bucket of ice water above her head dangerously* ... What? I'm like, the only person who hasn't done this yet. XD Do flowers like icy water? *takes notes* I learn something new every day! Flowers also really like: -chips and salsa (spicy of course) -smooth jazz -Mythbusters -wearing Snuggies
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Post by Lizica on Jan 8, 2015 18:16:30 GMT -5
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Post by Celestial on Jan 8, 2015 18:19:00 GMT -5
Robert: *trots over to Gelquie* Hello, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour, the Lord Woo? 8D *pulls out a leaflet from his saddlebag and hands it to GLQ*
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Post by Gelquie on Jan 8, 2015 18:23:42 GMT -5
Robert: *trots over to Gelquie* Hello, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour, the Lord Woo? 8D *pulls out a leaflet from his saddlebag and hands it to GLQ* *Looks over to the horse and takes the leaflet from his mouth, glancing at the front.* Oh, uh, I suppose so. I have been curious about a few things... *Stares at the pony.* Besides, I uh... I've never gotten a sermon from a talking pony. Come to think, I don't think I've ever met a talking pony...
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Post by PFA on Jan 8, 2015 18:28:22 GMT -5
Ah, we seem to have an interesting crowd gathered here. However, there seems to be something off with PFA's shirt. Everyone knows, of course, that Pineapples don't have sleeves!Wait, where did my bunny go? *Bunny, liking pets on its floofy, floofy fur, chases after Lizzie* *was distracted watching the conflict with Benjamin Mathis while herself feeling VERY CONFLICTED* What? ...Oh, well, I'm only part pineapple, so I can wear as many sleeves as I want. ...Does that make sense?
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Post by Draco on Jan 8, 2015 18:30:52 GMT -5
Robert: *trots over to Gelquie* Hello, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour, the Lord Woo? 8D *pulls out a leaflet from his saddlebag and hands it to GLQ* *Looks over to the horse and takes the leaflet from his mouth, glancing at the front.* Oh, uh, I suppose so. I have been curious about a few things... *Stares at the pony.* Besides, I uh... I've never gotten a sermon from a talking pony. Come to think, I don't think I've ever met a talking pony...*randomly walks past* I've seen a talking pony before... It ended badly. Kept screaming about chimichangas and how the world was ending. Never saw it again after that. Heard it was living in a sub in the ocean somewhere.
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