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Post by Avery on Jan 7, 2015 18:39:16 GMT -5
I'm so terrible at watching TV I rewound this part twice, watched it three times, and still have no idea what they said Are you watching Channel 60 News again? They're all horrible! You should watch our channel instead: Channel Splatterboard, with everyone's favourite reporter, Rhya Terr. (I'm multi-talented.) |
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Post by Gelquie on Jan 7, 2015 18:41:31 GMT -5
 Now why do I have a hard time believing that? ...I'm not sure, because I do live here. This is general NTWF. =P |
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Post by The Scrac that Smiles Back on Jan 7, 2015 18:42:39 GMT -5
Robert: Avery, better, I can give you a leaflet! *shoves leaflet into hands* D: I'm so sorry, I thought we were inside! Please, come in. I hear there's hot chocolate somewhere around here, if you'd like some. =D Robert: Oh...err...you actually want me to come in? O__o Nobody...nobody has ever invited me in. Or offered me hot chocolate. *curls up on the sofa* It's so nice in here...indoors. <3 Robert: Coaster, I may not have Woocifixes but I have leaflets featuring Woocifixes. 8D *shoves leaflets in your hands* *whispers to Diego (@torkie10)* What's with the guy on the sofa? |
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Post by icon on Jan 7, 2015 18:47:44 GMT -5
From the desk of The Editor:
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Post by Jayeee on Jan 7, 2015 18:47:45 GMT -5
DID SOMEBODY CALL FOR A SUPERSTAR IN THE ACTING WORLD?! ... Because I took the wrong train and ended up here. But fans are everywhere, so it's no matter! Most importantly, it looks like this little place is lacking somebody with the qualities of a Leading Man!! Well have no fear, because I am full of warm lust and hearty vigour! YOUR HANDSOMELY VIRILE HERO HAS ARRIVED! 8D  …? Are you for real? Your eyes do not deceive you, good sir! You no longer need to stare wistfully at the poster of me you've hung on your wall. For I am here, in the manly flesh! I am here to lead you, to guide you, and to save you from despair! Adventure starts with me!! Why, do you have a shrine of me there? What a noble endeavour, I applaud such devotion! |
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Post by Lizzie on Jan 7, 2015 18:47:54 GMT -5
DID SOMEBODY CALL FOR A SUPERSTAR IN THE ACTING WORLD?! ... Because I took the wrong train and ended up here. But fans are everywhere, so it's no matter! Most importantly, it looks like this little place is lacking somebody with the qualities of a Leading Man!! Well have no fear, because I am full of warm lust and hearty vigour! YOUR HANDSOMELY VIRILE HERO HAS ARRIVED! 8D MY HERO <33333 |
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Post by PFA on Jan 7, 2015 18:51:09 GMT -5
DID SOMEBODY CALL FOR A SUPERSTAR IN THE ACTING WORLD?! ... Because I took the wrong train and ended up here. But fans are everywhere, so it's no matter! Most importantly, it looks like this little place is lacking somebody with the qualities of a Leading Man!! Well have no fear, because I am full of warm lust and hearty vigour! YOUR HANDSOMELY VIRILE HERO HAS ARRIVED! 8D *GASPS IN AWE, as through the crowd of new people, notices this HANDSOME SPECIMEN enter the scene* Great pineapples, I cannot believe my eyes! Rubbish Avocado has always been my hero, but... can I have two heroes? <3 |
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Post by The Scrac that Smiles Back on Jan 7, 2015 18:53:53 GMT -5
…? Are you for real? Your eyes do not deceive you, good sir! You no longer need to stare wistfully at the poster of me you've hung on your wall. For I am here, in the manly flesh! I am here to lead you, to guide you, and to save you from despair! Adventure starts with me!! Why, do you have a shrine of me there? What a noble endeavour, I applaud such devotion! *bursts into a fit of giggles* He reminds me of Gemmy. Ah, I miss Gemmy... I'm sorry, good sir, but I know not your name. |
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Post by Celestial on Jan 7, 2015 18:58:57 GMT -5
Your eyes do not deceive you, good sir! You no longer need to stare wistfully at the poster of me you've hung on your wall. For I am here, in the manly flesh! I am here to lead you, to guide you, and to save you from despair! Adventure starts with me!! Robert: *stands up from the couch* The only salvation, guidance and leadership is that which can be found in our Lord Woo. 8D May I interest you in talking about our Lord Woo? It is quite an adventure of its own! |
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Post by Gelquie on Jan 7, 2015 18:59:31 GMT -5
...I'm not sure, because I do live here. This is general NTWF. =P  *"Eyes-on-you" gesture* If this is another game you set up… *Grumble grumble* *Eyes-on-you-right-back gesture.* It's not. You want the person who set this up, you'll have to contact Rhya. I don't make enough games to do something like this. |
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Post by Avery on Jan 7, 2015 19:00:04 GMT -5
((M'kay guys, while this going fast, I think I'm going to just preempt the possibility for this getting insane by doing a post limit of three posts per page at most. Ideally, try to keep it around ~2 so others have time to read/catch up/reply without being faced down by ten new posts. Thank you! XD))
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Post by Coaster on Jan 7, 2015 19:11:38 GMT -5
Robert: Coaster, I may not have Woocifixes but I have leaflets featuring Woocifixes. 8D *shoves leaflets in your hands* *turns to see Robert and looks at the pamphlet* I'm not sure this'll be concrete enough, uh. Actually, wait a second here--are you an orthodox Wooist or a Journalist Wooist, because usually it's the latter that go around handing these things out, and I'm a bit sketchy on some of their 'Woo-ology. |
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Post by Avery on Jan 7, 2015 19:20:47 GMT -5
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Post by Pixie on Jan 7, 2015 19:37:35 GMT -5
*flutters in on fae wings dragged around by veritable pack of various leashed animals*
Hi, it's Pixie. What's going on in here? I'm looking for some new clients if anyone is interested. I take care of all sorts of pets.
*a sparkling pink bunny slips from its harness and hops curiously towards the nearest person*
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Post by Jayeee on Jan 7, 2015 19:46:08 GMT -5
Yes, it is I!! Nobody is more heroic that me! Please, don't save the applause, i'll be here all week - my train was cancelled... *GASPS IN AWE, as through the crowd of new people, notices this HANDSOME SPECIMEN enter the scene* Great pineapples, I cannot believe my eyes! Rubbish Avocado has always been my hero, but... can I have two heroes? <3 Pineapples?! There is nothing fruity about this physique, madam! Two heroes, you say? Why you most certain can not!! A dominant force such as mine can't occupy shared space! You'll be quivering with excitement when you've had your fill of me! *bursts into a fit of giggles* He reminds me of Gemmy. Ah, I miss Gemmy... I'm sorry, good sir, but I know not your name. ... Ahahahahaha... aha! What a hilarious response to your number one idol! As if somebody such as you would fail to recognise Benjamin Mathis in all of his lustrous glory!! An antipathetic thumbs-up to you, for making me chuckle!  *Snrk* No thanks. You might make for a good comedy lackey, though. Ah, so you're more interested in the romantic comedy, eh? Then how about we grab a cup of coffee - low fat, non-sugar, pink caramel infused macchiato with a soft toffee centre; hold the caffeine - and get to know each other a little better? *leans in close* But let's hope my ex-wife doesn't appear during our little meeting to begin a wacky shenanigan-filled escape from her whilst we affirm that YES, IT REALLY IS LOVE! *winks* Robert: *stands up from the couch* The only salvation, guidance and leadership is that which can be found in our Lord Woo. 8D May I interest you in talking about our Lord Woo? It is quite an adventure of its own! Might I interest you in talking about me? It is a subject with which I am most familiar, I am referred to as Lord by more than twenty-five different Countries, you know. Perhaps this is a kind of mystery, will I find some sort of hidden key underneath the altar that leads this very hunk on a slap-dash action-packed romp through the mountains to find THE TRUTH!!? |
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