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Post by Celestial on Jan 7, 2015 16:22:49 GMT -5
Killix - Mmm, tasty! Thanks! Gosh, with the forum so peaceful, I've basically nothing to write about for tomorrow's edition of the NTWF Journal. Anyone have any hot leads? I don't want to hear icon squawking at me again if I don't have anything to turn in before the deadline. Robert: *knocks on the door* Would you like to write an article about the saving and healing power of our Lord Woo? 8D *holds out leaflets and the Book of the Woo* |
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Post by Mostly Harmless (flufflepuff) on Jan 7, 2015 16:38:22 GMT -5
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Hello. My name is Cassie. I'm not a clownfish.
*Walks through the town at a Slorg's pace*...
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Post by Christos on Jan 7, 2015 16:43:37 GMT -5
Hello everyone, I am Christos and I am not a NTWF-aholic
I do worship Lord Woo though
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Post by Birdy on Jan 7, 2015 16:52:24 GMT -5
*skimming past the textwalls to catch up* Celestial - Ooh, you know someone who can tell me about Lord Woo? =DDDD Robert: 8DD YES, I can! *shoves leaflets into Birdy's hands* The Lord Woo is a benevolent, wonderful, kind god who guides us from our sinful ways into the light! Ooh, tell me more! =D *reads leaflets* |
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Post by Celestial on Jan 7, 2015 17:01:02 GMT -5
Robert: 8DD YES, I can! *shoves leaflets into Birdy's hands* The Lord Woo is a benevolent, wonderful, kind god who guides us from our sinful ways into the light! Ooh, tell me more! =D *reads leaflets* Robert: Can I...can I come in first? ^^ It's so cold outside. *shivers* The Woo's work is many things but warm is not one of them. |
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Post by Avery on Jan 7, 2015 17:02:22 GMT -5
... Hello. My name is Cassie. I'm not a clownfish. *Walks through the town at a Slorg's pace*... Hmm, are you really a reliable source, though? Where'd you get this information? Is your source anonymous? I wouldn't trust such words. Christos - Wow, so many religious people in town! Maybe I should do an Op Ed on Wooism and its impact on freedom of speech. Celestial, would you be wiling to give me a bit quote? |
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Post by Birdy on Jan 7, 2015 17:22:06 GMT -5
Ooh, tell me more! =D *reads leaflets* Robert: Can I...can I come in first? ^^ It's so cold outside. *shivers* The Woo's work is many things but warm is not one of them. D: I'm so sorry, I thought we were inside! Please, come in. I hear there's hot chocolate somewhere around here, if you'd like some. =D |
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Post by Liou on Jan 7, 2015 17:29:14 GMT -5
*distant scream coming closer and closer* *is dragged in by a demonic goat, which is flying on the smell of delicious toasted breakfast things* *crashes in (the goat scampers away)* H... hi? I heard that there was breakfast food here, and I smelled that I should just come in and bee mice elf. *shuffles feet* Gosh, with the forum so peaceful, I've basically nothing to write about for tomorrow's edition of the NTWF Journal. Anyone have any hot leads? Ooooh! *pokes you with a tentacle* I have some leads, maybe we could heat them! *produces a handful of pencils, a suspicious can of bright pink paint, and a lighter* |
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Post by Jayeee on Jan 7, 2015 17:30:28 GMT -5
DID SOMEBODY CALL FOR A SUPERSTAR IN THE ACTING WORLD?!
... Because I took the wrong train and ended up here. But fans are everywhere, so it's no matter!
Most importantly, it looks like this little place is lacking somebody with the qualities of a Leading Man!!
Well have no fear, because I am full of warm lust and hearty vigour!
YOUR HANDSOMELY VIRILE HERO HAS ARRIVED! 8D
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Post by Gelquie on Jan 7, 2015 17:54:46 GMT -5
Okay, slept in late, but I am here! And I am now catching up on the posts.
But allow me to introduce myself. My name is Gelquie Quiri. And I could use some breakfast, so I'll hold off on catching up until I get some.
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Post by Alyssa on Jan 7, 2015 18:05:44 GMT -5
I'm so terrible at watching TV
I rewound this part twice, watched it three times, and still have no idea what they said
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Post by Gelquie on Jan 7, 2015 18:21:47 GMT -5
Okay, slept in late, but I am here! And I am now catching up on the posts. But allow me to introduce myself. My name is Gelquie Quiri. And I could use some breakfast, so I'll hold off on catching up until I get some.  What?!  You?! What are you doing here? ...Living here? xD |
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Post by Coaster on Jan 7, 2015 18:33:09 GMT -5
*goes and gets a hot chocolate, accidentally spilling it on Coaster on the way back* Oh! Sorry about that!  ; *stands still for a moment* Uh... don't, no harm done. I'll just be really sticky for the rest of the day, I guess. Hold on, I need to go clean up. *starts heading towards the nearest bathroom* *distant scream coming closer and closer* *is dragged in by a demonic goat, which is flying on the smell of delicious toasted breakfast things* *crashes in (the goat scampers away)* H... hi? I heard that there was breakfast food here, and I smelled that I should just come in and bee mice elf. *shuffles feet* *hears the scream and momentarily stops to gawk at the demongoat* Actually, on second thought, anyone know where I can find a Woocifix around here? |
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Post by The Scrac that Smiles Back on Jan 7, 2015 18:37:01 GMT -5
*goes and gets a hot chocolate, accidentally spilling it on Coaster on the way back* Oh! Sorry about that! ; *stands still for a moment* Uh... don't, no harm done. I'll just be really sticky for the rest of the day, I guess. Hold on, I need to go clean up. *starts heading towards the nearest bathroom* I'm very sorry! D: *goes and gets more cocoa, and, being very careful this time, returns to the table Diego (@torkie10) is at* *distant scream coming closer and closer* *is dragged in by a demonic goat, which is flying on the smell of delicious toasted breakfast things* *crashes in (the goat scampers away)* H... hi? I heard that there was breakfast food here, and I smelled that I should just come in and bee mice elf. *shuffles feet* Gosh, with the forum so peaceful, I've basically nothing to write about for tomorrow's edition of the NTWF Journal. Anyone have any hot leads? Ooooh! *pokes you with a tentacle* I have some leads, maybe we could heat them! *produces a handful of pencils, a suspicious can of bright pink paint, and a lighter* DID SOMEBODY CALL FOR A SUPERSTAR IN THE ACTING WORLD?! ... Because I took the wrong train and ended up here. But fans are everywhere, so it's no matter! Most importantly, it looks like this little place is lacking somebody with the qualities of a Leading Man!! Well have no fear, because I am full of warm lust and hearty vigour! YOUR HANDSOMELY VIRILE HERO HAS ARRIVED! 8D Ah, just like home! |
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Post by Celestial on Jan 7, 2015 18:37:15 GMT -5
Robert: Avery, better, I can give you a leaflet! *shoves leaflet into hands* Robert: Can I...can I come in first? ^^ It's so cold outside. *shivers* The Woo's work is many things but warm is not one of them. D: I'm so sorry, I thought we were inside! Please, come in. I hear there's hot chocolate somewhere around here, if you'd like some. =D Robert: Oh...err...you actually want me to come in? O__o Nobody...nobody has ever invited me in. Or offered me hot chocolate. *curls up on the sofa* It's so nice in here...indoors. <3 Robert: Coaster, I may not have Woocifixes but I have leaflets featuring Woocifixes. 8D *shoves leaflets in your hands* |
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