Most likely to spam the 'Bloids
Most likely to spam the Taco
Most likely to cause brain injury
Most likely to cause mental scarring (yes, they are different things)
Best mod
Most feared
Most respected
Kindest
Harshest
Most Honest
Ne'er-do-well miscreant delinquent hoodlum
Most likely to make you hungry
Most wacky (because insane is lightly different)
Person we pretend to respect
Most meme-worthy
Person we love to constantly make lighthearted fun of
Best rule-enforcer
Most optimistic
Most saccharine
Best Mafia RPer
Best Clue RPer
Best thread necromancer
Most pink, most green, most blue, most red, etc.
Most colorful
Most colorless
Best puzzle-solver
Most likely to edit a post repeatedly
Most likely to ship
Most likely to "like"
Most likely to sail a ship
Most likely to steal a ship
Most pirate (in general)
Most ninja (in general)
Most Team Spirit
Best Gamer
Most likely to ninja a board or thread post
Most likely victim of a post ninja
Most likely to cop out on an argument
Most likely to win an argument
Most likely to balance out an argument
Best Flame War Firefighter
Most likely to act cutesy
Most likely to lose the game (yes, "the" game)
Most likely to reference TV Tropes
Most likely to direct attention to a Wikipedia page
Most likely to give an actual, credible source
Most likely to double post
Most likely to non-spoiler-tag spoiler-worthy content
Most likely to mislabel a spoiler
Most likely to overuse spoiler tags
Most '90's
Most '80's
Coolest toys
Best forum signature
Best forum avatar
Most notable change of profile settings (i.e. avatar, signature, custom title, caption, etc.)
Best Human (or cyborg or pony or what have you) Encyclopedia
Most musically-inclined
Most likely to star in an NTWF musical
Most productive writer
Most productive artist
Best new writer
Best new artist
Best NT entry or series
Best Art Gallery entry
Best Beauty Contest entry
Best Storytelling contest entry
Most Beauty Contest boards
Most likely to make obscure reference
Most likely to pick up on a reference
Most likely to miss an obvious reference
Best off-site art venture (referring to both Neo and NTWF)
Best off-site writing venture
Most likely to come up with sensible topics
Most likely to double post
Best meta joker
Most likely to repeat an old topic (excluding necromancy)
Most hipster
Most likely to gossip
Most likely to speculate
Most likely to post with a broken image or link
Scariest welcomer
Friendliest welcomer
Person who has gone inactive that we miss the most
Most active in a short period of time
Most identified with one particular board (eg last one to post, currently running bloid, etc.)
Most likely to reply with that one perfect reference for the occasion
Most likely to derail a topic with a fad reference
Most computer-y
Most likely to invent smileys nobody understands
A winner is this category
Most likely to be seen off-forum
Crowning Moment of Funny
Crowning Moment of Heartwarming
Crowning Moment of Awesome
Most tragic moment
Most surprising post
Most likely to textwall
Most likely to use short posts
Most likely to use username tags when replying to someone (i.e. tags like
Coaster)
Most likely to take a conversation to PM
Most likely to cut a quote short
Best Trick-or-Treat house
Most politically correct
Most politically incorrect
Most likely to correct someone's typo
Most Punny
Most likely to OTL
Best diary post
Laggiest board
Most likely to start a trend
Most out-of-context post
Best supporter
Best reviewer
Most nitpicky
Best helpful critic
Most likely to start a writing workshop
Most likely to 13375p34k for the lulz
Most likely to stay up all night working
Most likely to stay up all night goofing off
Most likely to fan-squee
(all "new" or "best" or whatever being since the last superlatives, right?)