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Post by Deleted on Feb 23, 2012 19:23:42 GMT -5
Well, I would, except I don't have a teacher! My class is taught by my cat, as you know.
You must adopt a kitten, name it, feed it, play with it, care for it, and love it for as long as you both shall live.
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Post by Dju on Feb 23, 2012 19:41:13 GMT -5
I already have a cat, and she hates other cats. She'd get depressed if i got myself a new kitten, I prefer to fail rather then see her upset.
Write a 50 pages long paper about how now days music's quality has decreased.
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Post by Naga on Feb 23, 2012 20:11:08 GMT -5
I sincerely apologize, but I only have 49 pages.
You are required to create a program that changes normal text to pirate text.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 3, 2012 6:34:15 GMT -5
Well teacher, I would have, but these ninjas broke into my house and forced me to turn it into a ninja-nese converter.
Your homework today is to write a book report on "The Blah Blah Theory: How The Blah Does The Blah".
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Post by Deleted on Mar 3, 2012 11:47:22 GMT -5
Well, due to my father's belief that that theory is not correct and damaging to common sense, he got rid of all the books on the subject and banned us from buying any more of them.
Your homework is to go outside on a nice day and sing. Easy enough.
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nomii the cat
Occasional Commenter
Curiouser and curiouser.
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Post by nomii the cat on Mar 3, 2012 12:33:39 GMT -5
ah, yes, but my vocal cords have been permanently damaged from my stint as a fire eater at a circus.
your homework assignment is to watch forty hours of your favorite tv/anime show.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 3, 2012 12:47:14 GMT -5
*ghostly whisper* I actually did. But, uh, you didn't say that I should eat or drink during that time, so I'm kinda dead now.
Your homework today is to eat a watermelon, orange, banana, strawberries, drink some milk, and make a smoothie in your stomach from those ingredients.
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Post by Naga on Mar 3, 2012 14:32:41 GMT -5
*ghostly whisper* I actually did. But, uh, you didn't say that I should eat or drink during that time, so I'm kinda dead now. Your homework today is to eat a watermelon, orange, banana, strawberries, drink some milk, and make a smoothie in your stomach from those ingredients. Im so sorry... I sort of wasted all my fruit and milk in the smoothie I made in my blender. T___T Your assignment is to make wrist mounted flamethrowers. Please note that any fuel canisters should be self-mounted on the device itself, and the user's hands should be left intact and uninjured after use.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 4, 2012 1:54:56 GMT -5
You said you wanted me to make wrist flamethrowers? I thought you wanted to me to make wrist flamemowers... Huh, I guess that's why my hands hurt so much now.
Your homework today is to read an entire book while wearing 4D glasses.
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Post by icon on Mar 4, 2012 18:31:21 GMT -5
I tried to read it, but the 4D glasses meant that I read parts of the book that haven't been written yet, and the plot ended up causing a paradox.
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to invent a new kind of coat hanger.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 4, 2012 19:36:26 GMT -5
I tried. And tried. But all the ideas I came up with have been used already. When I finally invented a new one, my pet Weewoo ate it. And I forgot how I made it.
Your homework is to draw a picture of whatever you want - but it must be drawn really badly.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 5, 2012 4:57:36 GMT -5
I did draw, teacher, but this guy with a beret bumped into me and snatched it away. He said something about it "being so hideous it's breathtaking"...
Your homework today is to successfully tame a cat and dog.
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Post by Lizica on Mar 7, 2012 20:24:20 GMT -5
*limps in* I had some trouble finding some feral cats and dogs. All the ones I found wanted to maul me.
You must start a chain letter and also construct the curse that will befall the people who break the chain.
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Post by Naga on Mar 7, 2012 21:06:24 GMT -5
I would do that, but how do you expect me to do it when I LREDY HVE[/color][/size] Your project is to make a basic ~ATH program.
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DJ-Vinyl
Frequent Visitor
Spin that record, DJ Vinyl, and never stop the music
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Post by DJ-Vinyl on Mar 11, 2012 18:33:32 GMT -5
I tried to, but my Meowclops stole the flash drive it was on and replaced it with a recording of Neopia's Funniest Home Videos. Your Homework is to make out with AAA. Have Fun.
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