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Post by June Scarlet on Nov 11, 2020 20:42:19 GMT -5
Your assignment is to give me a homework assignment. I'd give you a homework assignment, but I need to save it for the next person... *** Your homework assignment is to design a roller coaster.
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Post by Gelquie on Dec 11, 2021 19:33:23 GMT -5
I did what you asked, I really did! But then after spending an all-nighter on it, my mom kindly informed me that a drink coaster on wheels is not what you meant. Then the "roller coaster" rolled off the table and smashed itself and my drink, which was really sticky juice, which means it didn't really work and is damaged beyond repair and still has glass in it. And because it was dangerous my mom just destroyed it right away! So I don't even have anything to show for it. I want you to know that I really, really tried and it really, really existed.
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Now it's been over a whole year since you've had new homework! Let's start you easy. Go do some reading.
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Post by June Scarlet on Jan 17, 2022 23:16:59 GMT -5
I was going to read, but then I realized, you never specified what kind of reading. I wanted to make sure I got this assignment correct, so I thought very hard about it, so hard that before I knew it, I was out of time.
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Reading, Writing, and 'Rithmetic. You're homework is to define these three "R"s.
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Post by Fraze on Jan 18, 2022 5:51:17 GMT -5
So first I looked up Reading and learned it's a town in England a bit west of London. Great, I thought, this assignment will be easy!
But then I looked up Writing and Google was like "Did you mean Wrighton?" so I was all "idk probably", and it was some weird roleplay about ice cream aliens and friendship robots or something. Anyway it was like 60 pages long and I wasn't going to read all that.
I never even got around to Rhythmatics, sorry.
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Your assignment is to go for a walk and document five (5) cool bugs and present your findings to the class.
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Post by Gelquie on Jul 6, 2022 22:13:05 GMT -5
Ah, you see. I can't. I live in an ice box that is my state. Bugs can't live in ice boxes. So bugs just don't exist where I live. Sorry.
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Your assignment is to tell me a cool thing about your area.
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Post by downrightdude on Jul 7, 2022 16:27:07 GMT -5
It's too hot outside, so I can't find anything cool.
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Your assignment is to write a 10 page essay about Snaw..
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Post by June Scarlet on Jul 7, 2022 20:46:52 GMT -5
There's an least one hundred pages worth of Snaw content, I don't know how I would ever narrow it down to just ten pages.
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For your next homework assignment, I need you to edit an essay from your peer.
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Post by downrightdude on Jul 8, 2022 23:20:00 GMT -5
I don't have any peers. *** Complete this no-fun fraction worksheet.
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Post by Gelquie on Jul 8, 2022 23:47:04 GMT -5
I don't understand the assignment.
Fractions are fun. Am I suppose to make myself not have fun to complete the assignment? That's unreasonable. =|
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I request that you give your pillow a hug.
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Post by downrightdude on Jul 9, 2022 1:00:49 GMT -5
I'm too busy saving the world from mutant rats to hug anything right now.
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Run three laps around the worlds biggest football field!
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Post by Gelquie on Jul 9, 2022 1:10:47 GMT -5
Look, if you want me to go to Elche, Spain that badly, you're gonna have to buy me the plane tickets and accommodations.
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Buy me plane tickets and accommodations.
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Post by downrightdude on Jul 9, 2022 16:43:53 GMT -5
There are too many airline cancellations. Ask again next Summer.
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Create an interceptive dance!
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Post by Gelquie on Jul 13, 2022 20:54:42 GMT -5
You want me to dance and you want me to intercept something? Like a person? A message? A person makes more sense with dancing, I guess, but you forgot one thing. I can't dance. I literally have two left feet. And you all know that people born with abnormalities that give two left feet leave them absolutely incapable of ever dancing no matter what. I'll probably just trip up whoever I'm intercepting, which only completes half the assignment. So I can't do it; I'm sorry.
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Your assignment is to free me from hosting the Five Letter Logic game before I forget my word.
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Post by Blueysicle on Jul 13, 2022 21:55:09 GMT -5
I've been too busy pursuing my passion of baking - that I totally didn't take up just this very moment - to remember to make guesses.
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Your assignment is to write an essay about one of those cool photos from the James Webb telescope.
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Post by downrightdude on Jul 13, 2022 23:31:49 GMT -5
Since the Snaw Super Star Telescope is more scientific and more in-depth, I'll have to decline.
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Think up two words that rhyme.
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