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Post by icon on Jul 7, 2012 22:43:46 GMT -5
Because music stood them up at homecoming and dumped them for the popular kids; the musicians have sworn revenge ever since.
Why do we have gramophones, but not grandpaphones?
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Post by Naga on Jul 7, 2012 22:55:17 GMT -5
The same reason it's mother earth, and father time. If mother earth and father time and a child, it would probably be some weird clock made out of dirt and worms.
Why do zombies like brains?
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Post by Lizica on Jul 7, 2012 23:17:24 GMT -5
They taste better than grains, plus they make a mean sour cream and brain dipping sauce.
Why don't you ever see vacationing polar bears?
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Post by icon on Jul 7, 2012 23:18:59 GMT -5
They generally have a forty- to sixty-hour work week.
What happens to a tooth left in a glass of soda overnight?
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Post by gold on Jul 7, 2012 23:24:47 GMT -5
It causes a nuclear reaction at 7 am. It always happens at 7. No one quite knows why.
Why do mouses make clicky sounds?
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Post by Lizica on Jul 7, 2012 23:31:24 GMT -5
Squeaks were already patented.
Why does Mary Worth's universe move so slowly?
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Post by icon on Jul 7, 2012 23:34:58 GMT -5
Because that's what makes her so unusual. If it moved any faster, she'd be Mary Worthless.
How do you stop a rogue AI from charging?
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Post by Lizica on Jul 7, 2012 23:45:28 GMT -5
You take away its credit card.
How are cucumbers pickled?
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Post by icon on Jul 7, 2012 23:59:22 GMT -5
Over a long period of time, usually.
What is a bird in a canoe worth?
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Post by Naga on Jul 8, 2012 20:44:35 GMT -5
About the semi-equivalent of a tree in the woods after a nuclear meltdown in Hiroshima on a Tuesday of January during a solar apocalypse.
What is a square?
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Post by icon on Jul 11, 2012 17:54:48 GMT -5
A period of time that is roughly equivalent to thirty seconds.
What was the name of the play that had the characters Romeo and Juliet?
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Post by Lizica on Jul 11, 2012 21:58:44 GMT -5
Never Gonna Give You Up.
When will my liiiiife begiiiiiiiiiiiin~?
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Post by icon on Jul 11, 2012 23:02:02 GMT -5
In approximately twelve million, six hundred seventy-five thousand, four hundred and thirty-eight years.
How do you measure a year?
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Post by Naga on Jul 12, 2012 5:38:25 GMT -5
Your thumb.
How many oranges can you fit in an empty box?
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Post by icon on Jul 12, 2012 12:35:35 GMT -5
Two. Exactly two, every single time. Oranges change size to take up the full capacity of the box so that only two will ever fit.
How does a clock work?
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