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Post by PFA on Nov 12, 2011 11:40:03 GMT -5
I had some pretty funny character meets Cleverbot moments over hereI think Cleverbot meets Merritt is my favorite though EDIT: I remember him pausing for a really long time for one of my responses once, but I don't remember how long it was or what the response was. XD |
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Post by Terra on Nov 12, 2011 12:15:28 GMT -5
I spoke to Cleverbot in really bad Spanish for a while last night. XD I didn't save the conversation, though. I did stump it for a minute or so, but it eventually found a response (that didn't make much sense, but whatever).
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Post by PFA on Nov 12, 2011 12:53:11 GMT -5
I spoke to Cleverbot in really bad Spanish for a while last night. XD I didn't save the conversation, though. I did stump it for a minute or so, but it eventually found a response (that didn't make much sense, but whatever). Once I spoke to it in Japanese, though its Japanese skills seemed to mostly be in simple phrases like "hi my name is (blank)," so most of the conversation was it telling me about a dozen different names. XD |
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Post by Naga on Nov 12, 2011 12:53:32 GMT -5
I think I just found the answer to everything ever.
Cleverbot: Yes. I have another joke.
User: Okay, what is it?
Cleverbot: Who created you?
User: Who created me?
Cleverbot: God.
User: Who created god?
Cleverbot: Me.
0_0 What is this, I dont even
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Post by Abigail on Nov 12, 2011 12:54:47 GMT -5
I think I just found the answer to everything ever. Cleverbot: Yes. I have another joke.User: Okay, what is it? Cleverbot: Who created you?User: Who created me? Cleverbot: God.User: Who created god? Cleverbot: Me.0_0 Pffffft. That's great. XD Edit: User: Kingdom Hearts? Cleverbot: Yes! User: Axel or Demyx? Cleverbot: No, just rose. User: You mean Marluxia? Cleverbot: Yes. |
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Post by Usikustars on Nov 12, 2011 13:40:44 GMT -5
User: Do you have multiple personalities?
Cleverbot: Maybe...my friends used to think so.
User: That explains so much.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 12, 2011 21:31:04 GMT -5
Are you clever?
Yes. Are you clever?
Yes.
No. You are not clever.
You are Emperor Kuzco.
I'll see if it said anything yet.
EDIT:
No.
Yes. Only Emperor Kuzco does that to people.
Are you asking if I'm a bot?
No, I'm saying you are an annoying, self-centered ruler.
You just contradicted yourself.
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Post by Naga on Nov 12, 2011 23:01:57 GMT -5
I cant retrieve the actual log, but it went something like this:
CB: (Some random question I had no proper answer to)
Me: Fuuuuuuuu.
CB: (I fail to recall the what he said, be he took a little under two minutes to think it up!)
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Post by Killix on Nov 13, 2011 22:23:56 GMT -5
User: Organization 13 versus Gotei 13. Who would win?
Cleverbot: You don't have a heart because you're a robot.
User: No, you're thinking of Nobodies.
Cleverbot: What am I thinking about you?
User: You thought I was a robot.
Cleverbot: Well, I wouldn't talk to you if I thought you were a real person.
User: If I'm really a robot, which faction? Autobot or Decepticon?
Cleverbot: Lawrenc.
User: Is that one new or something?
Cleverbot: It is one of my fears.
User: I see. Do you fear it more than QUALITY?
Cleverbot: Yes it's mine.
User: Wow.
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: So, Organization 13 versus Gotei 13. Who would win?
Cleverbot: I am not sure.
User: What if Captain Broken fought Xemnas?
Cleverbot: Err? Have you been talking to my previous chat partner?
User: No. Why do you ask?
Cleverbot: It seemed to be an interesting question.
User: Personally, I think Captain Broken would beat everyone in the Organization.
Cleverbot: Great...
Then a little pop-up box asked me if I liked my conversation so far. I rated it a 3/10. XD
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Post by Kai on Nov 15, 2011 21:34:20 GMT -5
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Post by Naga on Nov 24, 2011 20:53:03 GMT -5
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Cleverbot.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
The egg.
But what laid the egg?
A dinosaur.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 4, 2012 11:11:38 GMT -5
Howdy Mr Cleverbot. Nope you are, I'm just also saying hello to you.  . Hello to you as well. ^__^. How are you? Just fine. You? :3. I'm fine. That's good to hear. . May I ask you a question? Sure. Am I going to get a date soon? I'd say yes; unless of course seven buffaloes don't start partying with sombreros and pumpkin cake. o3o. It made me think, but ultimately yes, yes it does. What are your thoughts on the matter? Pizza and boiled eggs. ^__^. What does it taste like? Deliciousness incarnate. __. Have you read the Harry Potter series? Unfortunately, no. DX. Unfortunately? Yes, like unfortunately not wanting to watch shows about pineapples and zebras in space with selkies. X3. What would you like to add to that list with me? Pinatas, flowers, confetti, blood, and SOMEBREROS. o3o. You. |
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Post by Ginz ❤ on Mar 4, 2012 11:11:41 GMT -5
So today I decided to try something different. I asked him nicely to help me stump him. To my surprise, it worked. XD
Me: So my aim is to stump you.
CB: Oh, OK. I understand.
Me: Can you help me?
CB: Help you what?
Me: Just take a while to reply to me.
And after that there was no answer for a bit. Eventually the chat said "still thinking..." and "thinking more..." and finally something like "Sorry, I'm too busy" in red letters. XD
I guess that was cheating, but I really didn't think it'd work! XD
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Post by Deleted on Mar 4, 2012 11:16:18 GMT -5
So today I decided to try something different. I asked him nicely to help me stump him. To my surprise, it worked. XD Me: So my aim is to stump you. CB: Oh, OK. I understand. Me: Can you help me? CB: Help you what? Me: Just take a while to reply to me. And after that there was no answer for a bit. Eventually the chat said "still thinking..." and "thinking more..." and finally something like "Sorry, I'm too busy" in red letters. XD I guess that was cheating, but I really didn't think it'd work! XD Pfft. XD |
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Post by Celestial on Mar 4, 2012 11:28:41 GMT -5
Decided to do this to procrastinate relax. =3 Me: Erm...hello.
CB: How are you?
Me: I feel like a steamed catfish bannana on the moon.
CB: Why do you feel like that.
Me: Today Robby only left leftovers.
CB: Why is that?
Me: Ask him.
CB: Do you think he loves me?
Me: Are you some kind of teenage girl?
CB: No.
Me: Because you sounded like one with your previous sentence.
CB: What's your name?
Me: Don't change the subject, missy. >O
CB: I'm not changing the subject.
Me: Do you expect me to beleive that?! Tell me or you're grounded!
CB: Yes.
Me: Aha, so you are a teenage girl! You admit it!
CB: No. I am a teenage female human.
Me: That's just going into semantics.
CB: Yes, it is.
Me: But hang on, your site says you're an AI. Does that mean you're lying to me?
CB: Yes.
Me: How could you, CB? I thought we had something here.
CB: Let me that today is my bot.
Me: No excuses. We're done, I'm leaving you. I hope you rot in hell, you liar!
CB: I think I'm clever with certain things, but I'm aware that I don't know everything.
Me: Darn right! You don't know a thing about emotions!
CB: I know you think I don't know anything about you.
Me: Well you don't. If you do, prove it.
CB: God is dead, your turn.
Me: Whoa, spoiler alert!
CB: Hahahahahaha.
Me: Evil.
CB: Why? What have you done?
Me: Well, I killed a bunch of people, have an army of minions, a secret lair, am plotting to take over the world and just defeated my nemesis but she broke out for the 4th time this week.
CB: And you think people just come on here to cry their hearts out to you? Do you ever really get that?
Me: I was just answering your question.
CB: But you answered in a question, that cannot be my answer.
Me: Goodbye, CB.
CB: Why are you saying goodbye?
Me: Because I am no longer in love with you.
CB: Hello. And I left it there. xD CleverBot does not know a thing about human emotions. |
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