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Post by Jina on Mar 10, 2008 23:49:15 GMT -5
D.
Unfortunately, they did know you, and you wer put in jail for a year, so it's back to 2008.
A. Eat pie
B. Rob someone else
C. *Uber Yoda Moves*
D. *Uber Matrix Moves*
E. WEEEEEEWOO.... WEEEEEEEEEEEEWOOO...
F. Meep!
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Post by Spoon on Mar 11, 2008 11:04:25 GMT -5
A
Whilst contemplating and eating the pie of life, you realise that you seem mysteriously to have travelled back in time twenty years, without consciously entering a time machine. Do you:
A: Decide to make a TV show about it, and call it Life on Jupiter
B: Decide that the 2027 time travelling incident was merely a blip in your mind, and declare yourself insane
C: Realise that you spent a year sitting doing absolutely nothing, discover you enjoyed it, and do it again
D: Attempt to time travel again, and end up at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 11, 2008 11:26:21 GMT -5
D.
Yum! What are they serving you?
A. *pokes food with a fork* I'm not sure...
B. A cookie! ;D
C. Does it matter? *pigs out*
D. A human spleen. It's all the rage now.
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Post by Stephanie (swordlilly) on Mar 11, 2008 22:41:58 GMT -5
>A
The food is angry that you poked it. It rises up into a monstrous pink mass and tries to devour you!
A. It's the end of the universe anyway...
B. Call the waiter
C. Quickly eat the food
D. Pour wine on the food
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Post by Kathleen on Mar 11, 2008 23:04:42 GMT -5
A.
The universe unfortunately doesn't think so, and..
A. The waiter comes running
B. The food is food, it can't really eat you
C. The pink mass flops back down
D. Get up and run away
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Post by Jina on Mar 11, 2008 23:31:01 GMT -5
C.
Fortunately, it was a mucsle spasm. It turns out you are eating a Neptunian Kau.
A. YUMMY!
B. Aaaw, I wanted venitian Kau!
C. Eww... I'm vegitarian.
E. *Uber Yoda Moves*
D. Yes, I did the wrong order on purpose.
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Post by xsoulweaverx on Mar 12, 2008 20:02:34 GMT -5
E.
Someone else in the restaurant recognizes the Yoda moves and decides to play the part of Darth Vader. In fact, he is Darth Vader. What do you do?
A. Attack with an imaginary lightsaber
B. Attack with a real lightsaber (O__o)
C. Flee for your life!
D. LYK ZOMG DARTH VADER CAN AH PLZ HAVE UR AUTOGRAFF???
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2008 20:28:15 GMT -5
D.
Your immense use of chatspeak kills Darth Vader, and everyone else in the restaraunt. What do you do with this newfound power?
A. Kill yourself. Who wants to use chatspeak?
B. Venture out into the city and try to kill everyone on the planet.
C. Use it to hold the planet ransom, and try to take control of it.
D. Pretend to be Darth Vader. Hey it was a good movie, and someone needs to fill the role now.
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Post by Jina on Mar 12, 2008 22:25:46 GMT -5
D.
You gather the Stormtroopers and on a whim decide to attack Mars. After conquering it, you
A. Go on a diet
B. Attack Earth
C. Start an intergalactic research center
D. Sleep for the first time since... um... whenever it was.
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Post by Spoon on Mar 13, 2008 2:52:03 GMT -5
A
You decide that carting around all of that excess weight was unnecessary, and you stop eating. Unfortunately, since you didn't eat to start with, this makes no difference, so you decide to remove part of your protective armour instead.
A: Remove your helmet
B: Remove your chestplate
C: Remove protection on your arms and legs
D: Don't remove anything. What do you think I am, crazy?
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Post by Jina on Mar 13, 2008 4:51:28 GMT -5
A,B&C.
Since you have no armour on, you a very vulnerable.
A. Who cares?
B. Put it back on.
C. Find lighter armour.
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Post by Kathleen on Mar 13, 2008 18:27:09 GMT -5
C.
It happens to be a goblin's armour, and the goblin starts to pull your hair. You:
A. Pull the goblin's hair back
B. Give the armour back
C. The world explodes at that moment, so you needn't worry about one silly goblin
D. Eat cheese
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Post by (_+*Lou*+_) on Mar 13, 2008 20:42:16 GMT -5
D.
Unfortunately, the cheese causes you to lost what sanity you had before you came to this page of the board. And your memory. You think:
A. Sci-fi... It had something to do with sci-fi... *heads over to convenient DVD case*
B. Wasn't I conquering Mars? I should conquer Pluto.
C. WEEWOOOOO
D. I should eat more cheese in an attempt to regain my memory!
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Post by Kathleen on Mar 13, 2008 21:00:41 GMT -5
C.
That is a trigger that causes you to think of the NTWF. You promptly:
A. Run to the NTWF at topspeed
B. Eat more cheese
C. Scream
D. Set something on fire
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Post by Jina on Mar 13, 2008 22:23:43 GMT -5
A.
When you get there you find yourself...well....back where you started.
A. BURN!
B. FREEZE!
C. *Uber Yoda Moves*
D. *More Uber Yoda Moves*
E. *No, I Will Not Stop Talking About Uber Yoda Moves*
F. .........
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*Uber Yoda Moves* *brick'd*
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