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Post by Deleted on Aug 13, 2012 11:23:08 GMT -5
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But you soon find out that there's a potion to grow your head back. The only catch is...
5. You will have cat ears.
6. You will be forced to marry your least favorite Harry Potter character.
7. You will never again be able to eat Cheerios.
8. You will always have to wear something ridiculous.
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Post by Lizica on Aug 15, 2012 16:56:02 GMT -5
7.
That includes every single variation of Cheerios ever produced--even the cheap knock-off brands!
! - Despair! DESPAIR.
@ - Eat Raisin Bran instead.
# - Eat Cheerios ANYWAY! I mean, what's the worst that could happen?
$- Use this predicament to garner public sympathy (and public money). Those chumps won't know what hit them.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 16, 2012 10:12:19 GMT -5
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Aaaaand you've turned yourself into a bear.
% - Be a bear! You're free, and you never have to go to school/work again!
^ - Try and get some wizard to Transfigure you back.
& - Try to become some other kind of animal. Bears are just silly.
* - Go ahead and bother a mother bear! Since you're a bear now, mother bears won't attack you, right? Right?
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Post by Birdy on Sept 30, 2012 20:35:59 GMT -5
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HOORAY! FREEDOM!
But then you end up wandering too close to a residential area so Animal Control comes and shoots you with a tranquilizer dart and hauls you off to a zoo where you are doomed to spend the rest of your living in a giant habitat staring at people who come to gawk and point at you. Boo.
So now what?
+ : ESCAPE. SOMEHOW.
§ : Resign yourself to your fate. It's your fault, after all. You just haaaaad to eat those Cheerios...
♫ : Look miserable so people will put up a fuss and demand you be released back into the wild.
Φ : Simply explain your situation to one of the Zookeepers when then bring you your food. They'll understand, right? ... Right?
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Post by Lizica on Sept 30, 2012 21:22:46 GMT -5
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You discover that the other zoo animals are all plotting a great escape kind of break out of their own. Trouble is, during the conspiratorial gathering (complete with creepy candles and a secret knock), the animals are all voting for whose plan to follow, and welp, guess what? You're the deciding vote.
What's it gonna be?
Y. Vote for the tortoise! Slow and steady, 'm I right?
O. Uh, yeah, vote for the lion. 'Cause he just made a voodoo doll of a bear and is watching you, prepared to stab it.
Y. Haha! You don't need someone else's mad plots! You're really a human, so you've got twice the smarts and your own crazy awesome plan to escape prison, and it involves lots of dynamite and gasoline. *malevolent bear chuckle*
O. Stick to the status quo. Even though the status is not quo.
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Post by Birdy on Feb 13, 2013 20:28:45 GMT -5
Y-2.
You laugh at them all and leave to carry out your plan.
It blows up in your face - literally.
When you (finally) wake up, you're in a crate. Peaking out a knothole, you see you're on a boat ship. What now?
A) Wait and see what's going on. Patience is a virtue, after all!
B) BREAK. OUT. *rawr* MUST. GET. FREEDOM!!!
C) Wish really, really hard, in hopes of magically transporting yourself away.
D) Contemplate on how many pots of mashed potatoes it would take to fill a guitar.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 13, 2013 20:36:23 GMT -5
D.
While contemplating, your ship is wrecked and you end up in Madagascar.
!. WE LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT
@. AGGGHHH! Get out of here!
#. Oh, look, a random Harry Potter book.
$. Explore the jungle
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Post by Birdy on Feb 13, 2013 22:22:09 GMT -5
!.
Surrounding by singing, dancing lemurs, your only reaction is to @.
So you flee to $.
Once there, you wander around until you find some old ruins! What do you do now?
A: EXPLORE! I mean, DUH.
B: Head in the opposite direction. Old Ruins are dangerous.
C: Find those lemurs and send them in first, so if anyone sets off the booby traps, it's them. They you can take the loot for yourself, mwahaha!
D: Get eaten by a random gopher and die. (Wait... what in the name of King Julien is a GOPHER doing in Madagascar?!)
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Post by Coaster on Feb 13, 2013 23:42:27 GMT -5
C. And they do so gladly when you tell them there's lots flattering pictures of them inside.
Except the only treasure in the main treasury is a bunch of fiddlesticks. However, there were several priceless violins in a side room joining to one of the corridors you passed. The problem is, none of the lemurs deigned to go that way, and all the ones that came with you are either dead or demanding real treasure. Now what?
W: Hope there are no traps and go for the violins.
X: Split the fiddlesticks 50-50 with the lemurs and try to settle on a deal for their labour union, then decide from there.
Y: Run away by yourself, back into the jungle, while the lemurs are distracted.
Z: Summon a magic pony to whisk you to another continent. Because bears can ride ponies.
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Post by Lizica on Feb 25, 2013 23:00:08 GMT -5
W.
What luck! The path to the chamber is free of traps! As you all bound inside, an angelic chorus fills the room, and a shaft of brilliant light filters down from a small window and falls onto the treasure trove of violins at the room's heart.
You and your greedy lemur accomplices bound forth and immediately pluck the violins from their resting place. Pizzicato.
But what sorcery is this?!
A.) IT'S A TRAP! The displacement of weight from the treasure trove triggers a solid slab of stone to fall and block the exit!
B.) Your violin-plucking is so horrendous that the ghost of an old composer bursts from his grave to yell at all of you!
C.) Your violin-plucking is so--so--so... SO BEAUTIFUL that the ghost of an old composer bursts from his grave and sobs in joy!
D.) The mound of violins suddenly rises as a whole! Those aren't fiddles--it's the legendary Monster of Stradivari! And it ain't too happy.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2013 5:57:11 GMT -5
D.)
The monstrosity bellows, it's growl combined with the countless strings plucking themselves forming a horrifyingly beautiful symphony. In desperation, you and your lemurs scan the room for anything you can use against it. You see...
A.) A flamethrower painted bright pink with yellow ribbons attached. Hey, as long as it works, right?
B.) A giant snoring caterpillar. Not sure how that would be helpful, but it's pretty cute.
C.) The sword of inexplicably awesome wickedly stupendous amazingly beautiful bow ties! Bow ties are cool.
D.) An MP3 player. Perhaps you can fight music with music.
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Post by Pixie on Mar 3, 2013 11:43:31 GMT -5
D
You grab the MP3 player, cover your ears and play "Friday". The horribleness of the song slays the violin monster. Unfortunately, the song irritates your lemurs also, and they attack you.
A. Panic
B. Panic
C. Panic
D. Panic
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Post by Deleted on Mar 4, 2013 8:27:48 GMT -5
B
In your panic, you change the song to...
$. Mamma Mia!
%. Defying Gravity
^. Something Celtic and fairylike
&. A sweet-natured children's sung arrangement of the Three Little Kittens
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Post by Coaster on May 17, 2013 2:46:17 GMT -5
% Defying Gravity.
And the surroundings do so. In fact, the whole building is so inspired that it just picks itself up and floats into space. Of course, it isn't airtight, so you need to come up with some way to breathe, and fast.
K) Do mouth-to-mouth with the lemurs to steal their oxygen.
Q) Stop playing the song. Hopefully the building will start crashing back down to ground.
X) Use whatever you can find to create a functional, fully-replenished oxygen tank.
R) Listen to your favorite satellite radio station. The reception is apparently pretty good when you're this close to the satellite.
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Post by Birdy on Oct 16, 2013 0:50:12 GMT -5
R while K.
It works! You now have a fully-functioning oxygen tank!
Now what do you do?
A) Head for the moon! (Hopefully it didn't get blown up again...)
B) "Swim" in space! WHEEEEEE~!
C) Try to figure out a way to get the building (and lemurs) back to Earth/The NTWF/Wherever they came from.
D) None of the above.
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