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Post by Deleted on Jun 21, 2011 9:04:51 GMT -5
D
As everyone approaches him for an autograph, a mass of rabid fangirls suddenly materializes right next to him! Fortunately however, you know the perfect plan to get rid of them...
A) Use the giant Tangleberry Slushie Xandra brought as bait to lure them away.
B) Disrupt the Darigan Yooyu's Saturday Night Fever and sic him on the fangirls.
C) Do the cancan.
D) Have Xandra cast the petrification spell on them.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 21, 2011 21:14:26 GMT -5
B.
The fangirls all climb up on the Yooyu, thinking it will somehow take them to Tandrak Shaye's secret hideout.
A. Go get your signed photo!
B. Is that someone's Yooyuball uniform? Impersonate them and play! (You might even be able to impress Altador's daughter!)
C. Run off with Xandra's slushie! She's not looking...
D. Be a rebel and steal some Yooyus!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 21, 2011 22:37:18 GMT -5
A
You approach Winberto and ask for a signed photo. But then, suddenly he rips off his face! Gah! No, wait. That face is just a mask! The impostor is...
A) A Meepit.
B) MimaSparks dressing up as him.
C) THE LURKER AND FLOATING CUP OF WATER BACK FOR REVENGE!
D) A Lenny doing the Flamenco.
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Post by Birdy on Jun 23, 2011 8:54:12 GMT -5
C
D8 NO!
What now? Think fast, and act even faster!
A) RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!
B) FIGHT!
C) Faint!
D) Whip out your Freeze Ray and bend the world to your will~
E) Begin to sing "I'd like to teach the world to sing".
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Post by Deleted on Jun 23, 2011 9:22:07 GMT -5
E
Your absolutely horrible singing gives the lurker a migraine and he is incapacitated! However, the floating cup of water is still here and it uses it's floating cup of water powers to attempt to drown you! Frantically, you look around to see what's around you and spot a couple of things that could help! You decide to...
A) Use the conveniently placed shield of divine water protection that's sitting in a corner.
B) Bribe the floating cup of water with Xandra's giant Tangleberry Slushie.
C) Have everyone jump into the ocean again.
D) Discuss Twilight in an attempt to scare it off.
E) Ask if it wants to be friends. :D
F) Have Ariel and the Healing Springs faerie protect you.
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Post by Birdy on Jun 23, 2011 12:33:26 GMT -5
E.
That fails, so you resort to A.
You cower behind the shield and wish you'd never gotten out of bed this morning.
The suddenly...
A) POOF! You're back in bed and can start the day over!
B) POOF! You're on Kreludor!
C) POOF! You're in a random deserted tomb!
D) POOF! You're in the middle of Tabloid Town!
E) POOF! Sparky the Drama Llama appears!
F) POOF! Nothing happens!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 23, 2011 12:42:49 GMT -5
C
This happens to be the tomb in Altador. You hear blacksmith-y sounds, so you go to investigate. It's not a tomb at all! It's a Dark Faerie's workshop! This Faerie is named Repleka, and she is...
A. Scolding the mummified gelatinous non-cube
B. Making more of that artifact that turned the Faeries to stone (so THAT's where it came from!)
C. Mummifying more gelatinous non-cubes
D. Reading Harry Potter books in reverse order
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Post by Deleted on Jun 23, 2011 12:46:45 GMT -5
A.
The mummified gelatinous non-cube has been a very naughty non-cube. Repleka turns to you, demanding advice from a third party as to how to punish the thing. You suggest...
A. Turning him into Jell-O
B. Mummifying him some more
C. Swatting him with a newspaper
D. Scolding him in front of his cohorts
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Post by Deleted on Jun 23, 2011 12:49:37 GMT -5
C.
Repleka swats the non-cube with the Neopian Times repeatedly until it collapses into several non-cubes.
A. Take them to the shelter for non-cubes.
B. Summon Queen Fyora. She can surely sort this mess out.
C. Turn a conveniently placed rabbit statue into a real live rabbit and have him eat the non-cubes.
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Post by Birdy on Jun 23, 2011 13:23:50 GMT -5
B.
Queen Fyora is shocked - absolutely shocked - that such a heinous act as NEOPIAN TIMES ABUSE would happen in the fair kingdom of Altador!
As punishment, she...
A) Turns everyone to stone for 1,000 years.
B) Turns everyone into piles of soot.
C) Switches everyone's genders! (Mwahaha!)
D) Makes the sea rise so Nepia is now one giant Maraqua.
E) Causes the lava and volcanoes to go out of control so now Neopia is now one giant Moltara.
F) Causes Terror Mountain and Neopia's south pole to go out of control so now we have an Ice Age.
G) Causes the Lost Desert to go out of control so now Neopia is a giant desert.
H) Causes the Haunted Woods to grow out of control so now Neopia's one giant planet of DOOM.
I) Casts a spell that destroys all life on Neopia, except for her and Doctor Sloth. (...What?)
J) Forces everyone to do her bidding! (Which being completely aware of what they're doing, and yet unable to stop themself.)
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Post by Deleted on Jun 23, 2011 13:46:34 GMT -5
A.
After a thousand years is over...nothing has changed. It's like time stopped and now it's started again. So Fyora...
A. Turns Repleka into stone.
B. Turns that rabbit statue into a rabbit so it can eat the non-cubes that Repleka loves so dearly.
C. Finds out that Caylin the Earth Faerie archer is enraged! She demands to know when the Faerie Queen first became possessed!
D. Suddenly goes back to normal! It turns out the wicked Fire Faerie Katriana was possessing her the whole time! Just like she did to Xandra
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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2011 1:12:54 GMT -5
D
Katriana leers at you, and casts a spell that transports everyone to an alternate dimension! Fortunately, Xandra happens to know about the spell she used and tells everyone they must make a potion from some very rare ingredients to return home! You first decide to find...
A) Some essence of insanity.
B) A handful of hallucinogenic wish-granting mushrooms.
C) A bottle of water. It's not an ingredient, but you're thirsty!
D) A feather from an insane weewoo.
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Post by Naga on Jun 24, 2011 10:21:05 GMT -5
C
It's bloody warm out, and you are parched! So you decide to get some water from the...
A) Fairy Fountain near by.
B) Water Bottles in the bag you conveniently have with you.
C) Nothing. Your not thirsty anymore.
D) River of lava, cause it's totally drinkable.
E) Sky, as it just so happens to be raining!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2011 10:47:57 GMT -5
E.
But it's raining cats and dogs - literally!
A. Go look for the ingredients.
B. Adopt a kitty!
C. Adopt a puppy!
D. Go drink from the Fairy Fountain.
E. Kick Yooyus around.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2011 11:08:51 GMT -5
A
You stumble through the raining cuteness and happen upon a forest. According to Xandra, all three ingredients can be found here somewhere. With a bit of hesitation, you decide to...
A) Go inside and search for the ingredients.
B) Vandalize the sign that says "DO NOT ENTER" near the entrance.
C) Wonder how Ariel and the Healing Springs faerie are following you without dying.
D) Adopt the skull lying beside a rock and name him Bob.
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