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Post by Parrot on Jan 14, 2011 19:07:22 GMT -5
B.
And this particular Woozle worked for a recording agency and wanted to sign Xandra to his company, but...
A. It was located in Antartica.
B. It had yet to sell a single record
C. Delusions, people?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 14, 2011 20:07:16 GMT -5
A.
So now Xandra is freezing in the Antarctic. Saeryena wants to go save her, but...
A. Antarctica has too many woozles
B. Antarctica has too many Xandras
C. Xandra is a bad singer
D. The woozle stole Saeryena before she could do anything.
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Post by Dju on Jan 14, 2011 20:50:51 GMT -5
C.
So Saeryena...
A. Decided to go to Altador to buy some petpet food.
B. went to a near by pool
C. Ate peanut butter
D. began watching happy tree friends
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Post by Deleted on Jan 14, 2011 21:10:05 GMT -5
B.
Aaaaand it's in Antartica and Xandra is being forced to do laps there.
A. Save her! Quick!
B. Pssh, she's been frozen before...
C. Push the Woozle in!
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Post by Parrot on Jan 14, 2011 21:17:31 GMT -5
C.
But he gets out with surprising ease. Now as punishment Saeryena...
A. Has to say "I hate Xandra."
B. Can no longer come within 100 feet of Xandra.
C. Gets a stern talking to.
D. Gets cookies and cake and ice cream.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2011 20:11:15 GMT -5
B.
But unfortunately for Mr. Woozle, that doesn't stop them from communicating! Xandra's library is currently stockpiled with gifts and tear-soaked letters form her one true love.
A. The Woozle decides to steal them all!
B. Meh, it's no use. Break the spell
C. The Woozle asks some other villain what to do
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Post by Parrot on Jan 15, 2011 20:27:09 GMT -5
C.
The Woozle goes to the Disney villains convention and gets advice from...
A. The Wicked Witch: Use a poison apple.
B.Jafar: Use a snake staff thingy
C. Ursula: Steal Saeryena's voice.
D. Scar: Get an army of hyenas to do his bidding.
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Post by icon on Jan 22, 2011 23:09:34 GMT -5
D.
...Where are you going to get angry hyenas?
1. At the thrift shop, of course.
2. Buy-N-Large! Superstore! All you need, and so much more!
3. From your inventory, of course.
4. ...Why are you listing these with numbers instead of letters?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2011 23:12:44 GMT -5
2.
You are a Woozle, and you need the hyenas to...
A. Rip up any mail for Xandra.
B. Stand guard around Saeryena's mailbox.
C. Try to turn them both to stone.
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Post by icon on Jan 22, 2011 23:16:09 GMT -5
C.
Hey, how come you're suddenly a Woozle anyways? What happened to GM and the Daleks?
A. You need to turn them to stone too.
B. Eaten by the T. Rex.
C. They're shopping too!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2011 8:41:52 GMT -5
A.
But, being a Woozle, you can't turn anyone to stone, so
A. You force Xandra to.
B. You get Queen Fyora to.
C. You unstone the Darkest Faerie.
D. You decide to look for other Woozles.
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Post by icon on Jan 23, 2011 13:05:08 GMT -5
C.
But you accidentally crush her... whoops.
A. No biggie. Just glue her back together again.
B. OMIGOSH I JUST DESTROYED TEH DARKEST FAERIE =OOO *flails around like a headless chicken*
C. I refuse to do either of these things and instead forget the entire story and go home to catch some rest.
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Post by Parrot on Jan 24, 2011 22:11:30 GMT -5
C.
You head straight to your bed, and you're in luck cause you have an extra comfy...
A.Pillow
B.Mattress
C.Xandra
D.Pajamas
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Post by Deleted on Jan 25, 2011 20:06:48 GMT -5
C And...OMG! She's in your room, dressed like an Altadorian warrior queen! And she's protecting you from the evil... A. Woozles B. Spectres C. Angry Xandra Bobbleheads D.  s |
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Post by icon on Jan 29, 2011 10:53:25 GMT -5
B.
...Except they all died, so you just went to sleep.
But it turns out that this entire story was a dream all along! How does that happen?
A. Magic~
B. I don't even know if that's physically possible...
C. WE HAVE TO GO DEEPER *brick'd for the Inception reference*
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