The scenario game

[xsoulweaverx]

A

You book a flight to Antarctica. When you reach the airport however, you are told the plane was delayed by raining Mortogs. What do you do?
A. Return to the NTWF
B. Hitch a ride on a white Weewoo
C. Wait until the raining Mortogs stop
D. Break down and cry
E. Go take your anger out on some innocent passerby

[Deleted]

B

The Weewoo complains that you are too heavy and you need to lose some weight. You respond by:
A. Barbequing it and eating it
B. Breaking down into tears and clutching your belly
C. Plotting to make the Weewoo pay for its cruelty
D. Ignore it by crying the word "MUSH!!!" every single time the Weewoo complains

[Stephanie (swordlilly)]

>D

You yell "MUSH!!!" repeatedly. Finally, the Weewoo gets so tired of you that it alights on an island - too hard - and gets mushed. Oopsies. What do you do now?
A. Prepare a funeral service
B. Look for a coconut to eat
C. Poke in the sand on the beach, hoping for a bottled genie
D. Flap your arms and try to fly
E. Explore the island

[xsoulweaverx]

C

You poke the sand on the beach trying to find a bottled genie until it gets really annoyed with you and sinks under the waves of the rising tide. The water is now around your ankles and rising quickly. What now?
A. Drown
B. Climb a nearby palm tree
C. Start a fire
D. *headbang*
E. Attempt to revive the white Weewoo.

[Kathleen]

C.

You find a bottled genie, of course. What do you do?
A. Open the bottle. Duh!
B. Throw the bottle to the ground
C. Bash the bottle on the Weewoo
D. Explore the island
E. Pick your nose
F. Go for a swim

[Jina]

D

You find 7 Evil cocnuts. Each says something, and says if you guess who is telling the truth, they will send you Antarctica. Do you:
A. Guess the cocnut saying "I am Sloth"
B. Guess the cocnut saying "This game is not rigged"
C. Guess the cocnut saying "In a previous life I was a Weewoo"
D. Guess the cocnut saying "Meepits are controlling my head
E. Guess the cocnut saying "Antarctica is hot"
F. Guess the cocnut saying "That bottled Genie is evil"
G. Guess the cocnut saying "Greetings. I invented chocolate."
H. Not care and go find a Drinks Stall
I. Break open the coconuts with the Genie

[(_+*Lou*+_)]

I.

This awakens the Genie, who is so thrilled to be free that he dosen't even mind being used to open coconuts.

A. Wish to return to the NTWF
B. Wish for marshmellows
C. Wish that you had a magic carpet
D. Stare open mouthed while babbling incoherently

[xsoulweaverx]

A

Only when you are poofed back to the NTWF, do you remember that you were headed to Antarctica, still had many people who wanted to kill you here, and that you could have wished for three more wishes. Okay, so what now?
A. Arrange a flight to go to Antarctica again
B. Find Nat
C. Glomp every member that's mad at you so they'll forgive you
D. Go back in time
E. Order 5 tonnes of cheese to eat.

[Birdy]

C

Everyone forgives you! ^.^ ... Well, now what?
A. Eat cheese!
B. Asplode something
C. Sing a song
D. Stare unblinking at the wall

[Jina]

B

You asploded Meuka, which upset the NTWFers again....

A. RUN!
B. Play Dead
C. GAME OVER. RESTART? 3..2... *click*
D. Say 'Man, I love the taste of this stuff' to attempt at breaking the ice.

[Birdy]

B

The NTWFers decide to poke you with a stick. You:

A: Sit upright and scream "NO TOUCHY ME!"
B: Do nothing
C: Start sobbing hysterically
D: Poke them back with you plastic spoon halves that you just happen to have in your pocket (you hope)
E: Smash a dinner plate over you own head

[Jina]

B

Then they bury you. You:
A. Do nothing
B Dig away!

[Kathleen]

A.

the NTWFers realize by your lack of screaming that something is wrong (their minds work funny that way) and come back to dig you out. You:

A. Shriek at ninjina for not giving you more options
B. Poke ninjina with your spoon halves for not giving you more options
C. Shout 'Weewoo!'
D. Nibble the piece of cheese you find stuck in your hair
E. Get up and walk away
F. Bury the NTWFers for burying you

[Jina]

A AND C

Jina decides to give more options.

the NTWFers shout 'MEEPIT!'

You...
A. Shout Hi
B. Shout 'Weewoo' again
C. Shout 'Weewoo again'
D. Shout
E. Shout
F. Shout
G. Shout
H. Shout
I. Shout
J. Shout
K. Shout
L.Shout
M. Shout
N. Shout
O. Shout
P. Shout
Q. Shout
R. Shout
S. Shout
T. Shout
U. Shout
V. Shout
W. Shout
X. Shout
Y. Shout
Z. Shout
AA. Shout
AB. Shout
AC. Shout
AD. Shout

[Clocky: Activity is a Thing]

AD: Shout

You shout the word "SHOUT!!!" at the NTWFers repeatedly until they become scared of you and scamper away. Frightening NTWFers is quite an achievement. In your newfound pride, you manage to dig yourself out before the Pirate's Necktie kills you. (Long story don't ask. XD Watch MythBusters. [>>])

Do you…
A: Skip around the hole giggling and humming;
B: Bang your head against a coconut palm tree;
C: Bang your head against a coconut;
D: Screech "WEEEEWOOOOOO!!!!" at the top of your lungs;
E: Do nothing;
F: Eat pie;
G: Spontaneously combust;
H: Draw a Uni;
I: Go find the NTWFers and apologize for the scaring the hell out of them;
J: Go find the NTWFers and attack them with coconuts;
K: Do nothing;
L: Blow up the island;
M: Go find M & Ms;
N: Act s*ne;
O: Do something else.

I like this game!