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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2010 19:13:54 GMT -5
A.
So you go to the Hall of Heroes where there's piece and quiet until...
A. The Janitor shouts "SON, I AM DISAPPOINT!"
B. The Darkest Faerie's statue explodes
C. B, and then a Xandra statue takes its place
D. Valeouses swarm the room!
E. D, and then they beg for treats
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Post by icon on Dec 30, 2010 19:48:05 GMT -5
A.
Wrong plot, silly Janitor. You should go back to your little library.
Anyways, Parrot and Icon decide to bring you back into their argument about the third person. You, however, decide to
A. Ignore them and head home
B. Get those daleks from earlier to take you to mars
C. Go to a dinosaur rodeo
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Post by Terra on Dec 30, 2010 19:51:55 GMT -5
B.
The daleks take you to mars! Unfortunately, "mars" in lowercase means "death" in "dalek" language. And "dalek" in lowercase means "Cthulhu". So, a bunch of Cthulhus are gonna kill you.
A. Run screaming (not recommended)
B. Try to bargain with the Cthulhus (not recommended)
C. Criticize the narrator for the use of the word "gonna" (not recommended)
D. Get the Daleks (with an uppercase first letter) to come and help you (...not exactly recommended)
E. Accept your fate (recommended)
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Post by icon on Dec 30, 2010 19:57:27 GMT -5
C.
You also point out that there's only one Cthulhu. However, the narrators get so mad that they decide to erase your very existence.
A. Darn. Time to give up.
B. Oh no! D:
C. Never give up! Keep going!
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Post by Terra on Dec 30, 2010 20:00:37 GMT -5
C.
Don't believe in yourself! BELIEVE IN ME, WHO BELIEVES IN YOU!
A. Wonder who's talking
B. Wonder who whoever is talking is talking about
C. Yell at the narrator for the awkward wording in choice B
D. Just make this a Gurren Lagann fanfic
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Post by icon on Dec 30, 2010 20:03:54 GMT -5
D.
AND THEN UR DRIL PIECED DA HEVANS AND U-
A. Fanfic, not "badly written" fanfic! Scrap this whole Idea and go back to the dalek thing.
B. PIECE DA HEVANS AGEN
C. Punch Icon in the face for doing that
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Post by Terra on Dec 30, 2010 20:08:00 GMT -5
D. AND THEN UR DRIL PIECED DA HEVANS AND U- A. Fanfic, not "badly written" fanfic! Scrap this whole Idea and go back to the dalek thing. B. PIECE DA HEVANS AGEN C. Punch Icon in the face for doing that A. The Daleks take you to Mars!  Unfortunately, now they want to exterminate you. A. Run screaming B. Try to bargain with the Daleks C. Try to befriend the Daleks D. Accept your fate E. Criticize the narrator for changing what happens with the daleks |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2010 20:10:48 GMT -5
A.
The Daleks are all piloted by Xandras! Oh no!
A. Run!
B. Hooray! Now you can grab your very own Xandra!
C. Wait, isn't there only one Xandra?
D. How did the Xandras get Dalek cases anyway?
E. STOP WITH THE XANDRA ALREADY!
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Post by Birdy on Dec 30, 2010 20:27:23 GMT -5
D & C. Then you realize you really should be doing A. So you do. You are now running for your life over the Martian terrain. Now what? A. Scream for the Doctor. (After all, it always works for his companions!) B. Fling rocks at the Xandaleks and call them "big meanie stinky-heads". C. Invite them to tea! D. Come up with an Indy Ploy so you can make an Indy Escape! |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2010 21:18:20 GMT -5
C
The Daleks' heads come off so that the Xandras can grab their tea.
A. Grab a Xandra! You know you want one!
B. Run away! You've got a head start since the Xandras have to put the Dalek heads back on
C. Ask questions you've always wanted to ask Xandra
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Post by icon on Dec 31, 2010 3:01:12 GMT -5
B. Now you never have to worry about that mean old Xweetok again ever~ And you have all their tea too. Ha ha. A. Have it all yourself! More tea = more fun! B. Give some to GM, who magically reappears alongside you. C. Dinosaur rodeo time! =D |
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Post by Parrot on Dec 31, 2010 13:16:29 GMT -5
A.
You drink the tea and exclaim, "This would go great with..."
A. More tea
B. Biscuits
C. Xandra
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Post by icon on Dec 31, 2010 13:20:51 GMT -5
A & B
So you rush to the store to get some tea and biscuits. But you get there and see...
A. All the tea is gone! D=
B. There are no more biscuits! D=
C. They're selling cookies instead! =D
D. There's a buy-1-get-1-free sale on Dinosaurs! 8D
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2010 17:28:55 GMT -5
D.
Unfortunately they are real live dinosaurs.
A. Run again (Gosh, you're exactly like the Doctor!)
B. Try to tame a T-Rex
C. Hide behind Maiasaurs
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Post by Parrot on Dec 31, 2010 18:13:32 GMT -5
B.
But sadly, it eats you whole. Inside its stomach you find.
A. Stomach acid, duh.
B. A time share.
C. An undigested explorer.
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Unfortunately, now they want to exterminate you.
