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Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2008 21:28:34 GMT -5
F.
A. Krump- it's like Jazzercise that came to the NTWF
B. Stare at the prettyful brick wall.
C. Escape from the moon base!
D. Duel with the evil Burrito Von Nerd!
E. Diffuse the Clockwork Yooyu before it asplodes the Tabloids!
F. Ride the flying rocking horse that talks!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 1, 2008 1:32:28 GMT -5
F
You happen to find yourself flying over the whole NTWF... when you crash into a Weewoo! You find your self spiraling down toward Tabloid Town in a ball of fire!
A. mmmm Whats cooking?
B. Offer the Weewoo cheese
C. Fall....
D. Cry
E. Attempt to land on an Inflatable Balthazar
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Post by Birdy on Aug 1, 2008 12:10:09 GMT -5
D. You seem to be doing a lot of that lately.
You land hard on the ground, and end up knocking yourself unconscious. Yayness.
Half an hour later, you wake up and see Kit and Shade are still having their huge argument. Oh, and they're still throwing chairs and screaming a lot.
A. Run in the middle dramatically and hold your hands up. They need to stop.
B. Slink back and hope none of the spontaneously flying furniture hits you.
C. Lean against a wall. This is kind of fun to watch.
D. Jump into the argument yourself!
E. Push Speck into the middle and see her reaction!
((... No, I didn't steal use Sam's answers from reply #166...Why do you ask? *shifty eyes*))
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Post by Lizica on Aug 2, 2008 22:44:22 GMT -5
A.
I mean, seriously.
A. Give them a well-reasoned speech on the evils of their fighting.
B. Suddenly wonder why you're standing in the middle of two dangerously furious people. 0_o;
C. Wait, guys! Stop throwing furniture! We can have a food fight instead!
D. Nearly get walloped by the spontaneously flying furniture.
E. Get walloped by the spontaneously flying furniture and get amnesia...again.
F. Cue the orchestra hidden in the corner to play an apology-evoking ballad.
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Post by Birdy on Aug 2, 2008 23:43:22 GMT -5
F. And in the process of doing F, B. But before you can react, E. ((Cheating can be so much fun when it's like this. ;D))
A. Oh, joy. I have amnesia... again.
B. o.o Them peoples are fighting. Can I helps them fight? =D
C. Burst into tears. Hey, that couch hurt!
D. Wonder if you must be a bad person - after all, those people are fighting and you might've done something to cause it! Ooh, I wonder if I'll get a cool villain-name...
E. Forgetting what happened the last time you did it, you once again run in the middle dramatically and hold your hands up. Deja vu, anyone?
F. Brick Birdy for cheating... again.
G. Tie Kit and Shade to chairs and make them stay until they've worked out their differences. And because shiny things make everything better, you hand them each a very sharp, very pointy, very deadly steak knife.
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Post by Bananas on Aug 5, 2008 23:10:49 GMT -5
D.
Yes, there's no other explanation for it. You are a villain most foul, sowing discord wherever you go. Therefore, you decide to...
A. ...rub your hands together with malicious glee while letting out a villainous chortle.
B. ...find yourself a superhero to be your arch-nemesis (every self-respecting villain needs one, after all)
C. ...build a doomsday device. Hey, if you're going to be a villain, may as well go all out.
D. ...carefully consider what your secret villain identity will be. Hmm... how does Count Evillicious sound? Too pretentious?
E. ...turn yourself in to the police. You're ready to straighten out, and make amends for your past crimes (which are doubtless many and varied)!
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Post by Lizica on Aug 6, 2008 21:03:59 GMT -5
E.
You feel like you've been crying a lot lately, anyhow. You must have been on your way to the police already.
You find a police outpost and try to introduce yourself.... Wait...what was your villainous name? Count Evillicious? Blue Screen of Death?
Well, whoever you are, the policemen don't recognize your (surely) infamous ways. They deem you unsound and thus a threat to the civilians of the NTWF, so they suspend you.
A. WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!! *faint*
B. Laugh maniacally all the more. Revenge will soon be mine!
C. Blink cluelessly. I just turned myself in. ...Why the heck did I DO that?
D. Begin blueprints for your doomsday device. You shall soon spring upon them when they least expect it!
E. When you're ready, return peacefully, leaving all vestiges of villainy behind.
F. Pout. Then cry. That's got to help something.
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Post by Birdy on Aug 6, 2008 22:59:34 GMT -5
F.  Some kid just handed you a lollipop and said "Don't cry, weird person!" Your reaction? A. AWWWWWWWWWWW~! ^o^ *gives the cute little kid a hug, then accepts the lollipop and happily licks it* B. Cry more and screech "NO! This is Root Beer! I WANTED LEMON!" then fling it back at the kid and run off sobbing. C. BEAT IT, KID! IMMA EVIL PERSON! >D D. Stare blankly at the kid, then scream "Weewoo" at the top of your lungs, grab the nearest frying pan, and slap yourself in the face with it. E. Politely decline the lollipop, telling the kid that your Mommy said never to accept candy from a stranger. Then nod wisely. |
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Post by Lizica on Aug 7, 2008 0:54:10 GMT -5
B.
As you're running, you turn a corner and run into a man wearing a fedora (with a feather!). Smiling, he opens up a large pillowcase brimming with lollipops.
A. ZOMG! YOU HAVE LEMON!! *gorge*
B. ...What's the catch? /=0
C. Say your candy/strangers mantra, but also mention shadowy, suspicious people who appear in hats.
D. Ooh! Is everyone trick-or-treating early this year?
E. YOINK! Grab the pillowcase and run!
F. Pretend he doesn't exist and walk past him. Try to whistle something casually as you hurry by.
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Post by Birdy on Aug 7, 2008 22:41:03 GMT -5
C. You then look closer at the man. "Are you Indiana Jones?" you ask. The man replies... A. "Why, yes! Yes I am." B. "...No..." then looks at you like " " C. "Is this a trick question?" D. "Do you want a lollipop or not, kid?" |
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Post by Lizica on Aug 8, 2008 1:07:40 GMT -5
C.
Then, hearing an indistinct shout further down the street, the man suddenly pulls out a whip and slings it around a fire escape ladder above you and begins to climb!
...And then, a horde of hooded people charge around the corner, yelling. And glancing up, it looks like the man's pillowcase has a hole in it!
A. A lemon lollipop falls from the pillowcase into your hands! Yays! =DDD
B. An iron keyring falls from the pillowcase into your hands!
C. An ancient silver amulet falls from the pillowcase into your hands! Erk. Those hooded people are now pointing at you. o___o;
D. A piano falls from the pillowcase and barely misses you! How'd that fit in there?
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Post by Birdy on Aug 8, 2008 10:35:54 GMT -5
C.
You look at the hooded people, then at then amulet. Then you
A. Burst into tears and wail, "DUN KEEL MEH!"
B. Offer then hooded people the amulet if they'll give you a lemon lollipop.
C. Run screaming back to Tabloid Town.
D. Start singing "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing".
E. Scream bloody murder and start climbing up the whip after the strange fedora'd dude.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 8, 2008 10:43:26 GMT -5
D.
As you start singing, the hooded people start singing too. Fedora dude, however, has earplugs and a flamethrower. Fedora dude also appears to be wearing a black firefighter's outfit, with a salamander stitched on the arm. Fedora dude also smells like kerosene.
A. DEWD WHAT AR YOU DOING??!!1
B. Shiny, spiffy flamethrower...
C. *gasp* You're that guy from that book!
D. Keep singing.
E. Ask for a lemon lollipop.
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Post by Birdy on Aug 10, 2008 10:59:25 GMT -5
D. After all, you've finally found people who appreciate the song! =D
o.o; Fedora dude's getting ready to ignite the flamethrower...
A. KEEP SINGING! 8D
B. Cry
C. 8O Shiny...
D. Ask the Hooded People why Fedora dude was running from them and why he had an amulet.
E. Now that you're done with your song, invite the Hooded People to tea! =D
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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2008 11:20:36 GMT -5
B, then E. Fedora dude feels bad for you and gives you your lemon lollipop and comes to tea. While you have tea with the Hooded people and Fedora dude, Fedora tells you stories about how he was a fireman that was supposed to burn books, but then lived with hobos because he flamethrower'd someone. A. Fedora tells great stories! ;D B. You FLAMETHROWER'D someone?!? *run away* C. I has lemon lollipop! D. You FLAMETHROWER'D someone?!? *be amazed and listen* E. Sing 'Who Are You'. Maybe Fedora likes that song! |
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Some kid just handed you a lollipop and said "Don't cry, weird person!"