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Post by Birdy on Jul 26, 2008 21:43:49 GMT -5
A.
Uh-ohs. Doggie has seen your kitty.
A. PIRATE-DOGGIE ATTACKS NINJA KITTY! AND DOGGIE GETS PWN'D! A. PIRATE-DOGGIE ATTACKS NINJA KITTY! AND KITTY GETS PWN'D! C. They get along well. After all, they are bestest friends! =D D. They start up a band. Then stuff you inside a drum and roll you down a hill. E. You have a spazz attack and start shrieking incoherently. You're worried that doggie might hurt the kitty, or the other way around. F. LYK, LUL PWN! Kitty is really a Weepit in disguise and the Weept is really a donkey made out of cheese that comes form the land of Ahgreyodisk that on the planet Golfgrey!! HA~! G. O.o Wonder just how much sugar Birdy has eaten today...
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Post by Deleted on Jul 27, 2008 7:42:46 GMT -5
A. The pwnful ninja kitty starts attacking you. A. STOP IT RIGHT NAO!!! B.Use your pwnful ninja skills to defeat the kitty. C. Try to use your un-pwnful pirate skills to defeat the kitty. D. Run away. E. Cry.
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Post by Birdy on Jul 27, 2008 9:39:06 GMT -5
E.
You burst into tears and start sobbing and wailing in a very unvillainy way.
That doesn't work, so you resort to A.
"STOP IT RIGHT NAO!!!" you shriek, drying your tears.
Kitty, however, has other plans, and
A. Actually stops. o.o B. CALLS HER NINJA-KITTY MINIONS AND PWNFULLY ATTACKS YOU MOAR! >D C. CALLS HER NINJA-KITTY MINIONS AND PWNFULLY ATTACKS THE NTWF! >D D. USES HER PWNFUL NINJA-KITY POWERS TO DO... ...SOMETHING! E. Thwacks Birdy for going over-board with the shift key. -.-; F. Goes out for ice-cream! =D G. Calls her Pirate-Doggie slave to dig holes all over your front yard so all your neighbours and passersby can see just how well you keep your yard looking. H. Grins creepily and says, "Haiiiiiii..." I. Ninja-attacks Birdy for having so many choices. e_e
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Post by Deleted on Jul 27, 2008 9:45:33 GMT -5
F. You and ninja kitty eat ice cream! What flavor do you get? A. Chocolate B. Vanilla C. Strawberry D. Cookie Dough E. Black Raspberry
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Post by Ladygamer Pichu on Jul 27, 2008 11:04:21 GMT -5
A, chocolate.
Ninja kitty does not approve of your taste in ice-cream flavors, and makes you get vanilla instead. A) Whine, "BUT I DUN LIEK VANILLA!" B) Throw a hissy fit. C) Give ninja kitty vanilla and you get chocolate. D) All of the above. E) Give a well-constructed speech on how vanilla is the plainest of ice cream flavors and chocolate is, obviously, pwnful to it.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 27, 2008 11:14:04 GMT -5
D. The ninja kitty throws it's ice cream at you! A. WHY DID U DO THAT!?!?!?!1111!!!/// B. Cry C. Throw your ice cream at the ninja kitty! D. Leave E. Yippee! More ice cream!
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Post by Birdy on Jul 27, 2008 11:46:35 GMT -5
A, then B, then C. (cheating, fwee. x3)
"Ha!" you shout, then smirk.
... Oops. Ninja-kitty's mad. Ninja-kitty now grabs a hanf-er pawful of the nearest ice-cream flavour and throws it at you!
A. ICE-CREAM FIGHT!!! *grabs random bowl of ice-cream and lobs it at Ninja-kitty* B. Scream hysterically and dive under the nearest table. C. Awww! Ninja-kitty needs a hug! *hugs Ninja-kitty* ^o^ D. Scream, "YOU SHALL NEVER DEFEAT ME, THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!, NINJA-KITTY!!!" Then cackle. E. 8D YAY! Rocky Road! *eats* F. What? NO! I WANTED MOOSE TRACKS! *sob* G. Retaliate with a different flavour of ice-cream while Chet Flash (who just happens to be the store owner) dives for safety.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 27, 2008 12:01:36 GMT -5
F. The person selling ice cream gives you Moose Tracks ice cream. A. YUMMEY MOOSE TRACKS!!! B. I don't want Moose Tracks anymore. C. Throw the ice cream at ninja-kitty! D. Throw the ice cream at the ice cream seller!
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Post by Birdy on Jul 27, 2008 14:59:56 GMT -5
A.
"Yay!" you shout.
Carefully you place the Moose Tracks on the counter, then glomp the ice-cream seller. Turning to pick up your ice-cream, you find that it's *gasp!* gone. Ninja-kitty also has vanished without a trace...
A. D8 NOOOOOOOOO! MY POOR, POOR ICE-CREAM!!! *sobs* B. T_T *grumbles* But WHY is the ice-cream gone? C. Ah, hahaha! Whoever took my ice-cream FELL FOR MY PLAN! *cackles* D. Faint. E. Oh, Ninja-kitty~! Where are you? I have a pretty pink bonnet for you! 8D And a TUTU! F. Collapse sobbing the floor and wail and keen over your poor, poor ice-cream. G. Look pleadingly at the ice-cream seller and say, "Please, sir; I want s'me 'ore."
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2008 6:38:27 GMT -5
C. Despite the fact that you are apparently an escapee of a vigilante dart-shooter and have half the NTWF looking for you due to the random citizen that you knocked out by accident, you openly stroll out into...the open. It is just then that three people leap out from the bushes! One is Patjade, ready to take you into custody for all the trouble you've caused, then there's that evil dart-shooting shadow that tranquilized you before, and finally, there is the ninja kitty, hoping for more pwnage. This could be fun... A. Defend yourself from Patjade first. B. Defend yourself from evil stranger first. C. Defend yourself from Ninja-kitty first. D. STEP BACK AND WATCH THEM CRASH INTO EACH OTHER .
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Post by Birdy on Jul 28, 2008 9:37:10 GMT -5
D.
This works like a charm, and you collapse into a case of the gigglefits.
Then you hear the soft *click* of the dart-gun getting ready to be fired.
A. D8 DUN KEEL MEH! *sob* B. Attack the shadow! After all, you have your plastic ice-cream spoon, and THEY only have a big painful-when-the-dart-hits-you dart-gun! Psshhh... C. Plead temporary insanity. D. Try to find Rider - she'll help you, you know it! After all, she helped you find Ninja-kitty! 8D E. Runs screaming until you crash into Stal. F. Run back into the ice-cream shop and beg the seller to let you use his back door to the shop to escape - after all that ALWAYS works in the movies!" G. Play dead. H. Start singing "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing".
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2008 9:57:12 GMT -5
H. As it turns out, Patjade, ... nananananananana DARTMAN!, and ninja kitty all hate that song, because some people are simply unworthy to sing. Like you. Patjade uses her mighty NTWF ruler powers to take you into custody, nananananananana DARTMAN! darts you, and ninja kitty pwns you. A. *is passed out* B.*is in custody* C. *is pwned* D. Yay! I has injuries!
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Post by Birdy on Jul 28, 2008 14:37:49 GMT -5
D.
And to top it all off, some weird girl named Birdy storms over and thwacks you upside the head with her trash-can lid.
"HOW DARE YOU INVADE MY COMPUTER!" she shouts, glaring at you.
What is your defense?
A. It was an accident! I swear! B. YES! I DID IT! AND I'D DO IT AGAIN! *insert evil cackling with lightning and thunder effects here* C. Start sobbing. She's a meanio! D. Start singing "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing". Maybe she'll like it! E. Start singing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight". F. Ask for directions to the nearest hospital. G. Ask Birdy if she'd like to join you in your quest to take over the NTWF.
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Post by Lizica on Jul 28, 2008 21:35:37 GMT -5
D.
Patjade, the shadowy dart guy, and Ninja-kitty hear you singing again and lose it. Patjade and Ninja-kitty converge on you, covering their ears, and the shadowy figure shoots darts at you like crazy, hoping that you'll stop. Meanwhile, Birdy is still trying to avenge her computer with her lethal trashcan lid.
A. Oh...crud... O______O; B. Dive to the ground and trip everyone. It's like break dancing, only with a purpose. C. Steal Birdy's trashcan lid to shield yourself from the darts and your other assailants! D. Try to freeze the entire scene and escape! You are, after all, the notorious Blue Screen of Death! ...Er...right?
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Post by Birdy on Jul 29, 2008 20:09:28 GMT -5
B. It actually worked. A. YES! FEAR ME! B. Do a victory dance. Then get hit with a dart and fall to the ground unconscious. C. Run screaming. D. Go find a mod! They'll help - it's thier job, after all! E. Start sobbing. F. G. Wonder why "F" Was left blank.
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