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Post by shootingstars on Nov 20, 2007 23:09:09 GMT -5
Instead of having a mountain dew you had a sour lemonade which made you so thirsty you drank the mountain dew anyways.
I wish I had a dog for the ninja potato to steal.
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Post by Fam 1741 on Nov 21, 2007 0:01:34 GMT -5
The ninja potato steals you and the dog.
I wish I had a tasty snack.
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Post by Celestial on Nov 21, 2007 7:34:59 GMT -5
You get the tasty snack but it becomes lodged in your throat so you have to get a tracheotomy.
I wish i didn't have this stupid cold. >_<
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2007 0:56:22 GMT -5
You lose the cold, but then immediately get afflicted with the Black Death.
I wish I was sleeping right now (at the time of this post) instead of typing.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2007 18:15:19 GMT -5
Your wish comes true! But when you fall asleep, the grim reaper comes in to your room through the toaster and steals your soul.
I wish I had no procrastination.
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Post by shootingstars on Nov 22, 2007 18:22:17 GMT -5
You have no sense of procrastination. However you become unable to prioritize tasks either and can't decide which to do first and you lose your mind.
I wish I had a mind to lose.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2007 18:30:51 GMT -5
You're wish is granted but your dog eats it so you have to start over.
I wish I had something to eat.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 23, 2007 1:24:00 GMT -5
You get something to eat, but it's something you don't like and magical powers force you to eat it all.
I wish I could go to bed at a reasonable time.
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Post by shootingstars on Nov 23, 2007 2:35:10 GMT -5
Well reasonable is now at 3pm which means you lose out on alot of cool things.
I wish wishing stars really granted wishes.
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Post by laurensk90 on Nov 23, 2007 6:15:49 GMT -5
The stars grant wishes, but they are as corrupted as the people on this board. I wish I could breathe through my nose again. *has a terrible cold*
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Post by shootingstars on Nov 23, 2007 17:54:54 GMT -5
You can breathe through you nose now. Only now you can't breathe through your mouth and you get an awful cold that clogs up your nose next week.
I wish I had a can of Pringles.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 23, 2007 17:57:22 GMT -5
Your wish comes true and a can of Pringles appears before you. But you trip as you to get them and fall out a window.
I wish the sky was blue.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 23, 2007 23:07:34 GMT -5
The sky becomes blue, but it occurs to you that you're color-blind, so you can't tell.
I wish my head stopped itching.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 23, 2007 23:10:03 GMT -5
Your head stops itching, but now your back is itching, because of fleas!
I wish my sister would stop complaining about clothes.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 23, 2007 23:12:35 GMT -5
She stops complaining about clothes, and decides to complain about her looks instead. (WAAAY more annoying, believe me.)
I wish I had cleverly thought ahead and got my tongue pierced off center so I could get my tongue double pierced now.
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