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Post by drewb59543 on Feb 14, 2009 19:17:01 GMT -5
*laughs as you eat another magically poisoned cookie**makes a new cookie and kills all enemies*
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Post by Jake on Feb 14, 2009 19:19:33 GMT -5
But I'm already dead. It doesn't matter if the cookie is poisoned or not or if you kill me. *sticks tongue at you* *destroys your cookie*
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Post by drewb59543 on Feb 14, 2009 19:20:46 GMT -5
You're dead, but no one said poisoned cookies tasted good. =D
*brings you to life but steals your weapons and makes a new cookie*
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Post by Jake on Feb 15, 2009 13:18:39 GMT -5
NOOOOOOOOOOOO... MY BOW AND ARROWS....
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*throws a bunch of pebbles at you until you're unconscious* *takes bow and arrows* *destroys cookie* *makes new one that I cannot die from* *eats it*
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Post by drewb59543 on Feb 15, 2009 16:10:28 GMT -5
*watches as you eat a magically poisoned cookie that dosen't kill you but causes you extreme pain and to vomit*
*uses your bow and arrows to fire an arrow that removes Jake from the universe with no chance of recovery*
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Post by Jake on Feb 15, 2009 18:12:41 GMT -5
You missed. :D *takes bow and arrows* *vomits on your face* *fires an arrow that removes Lady Drewdrop from the universe with no chance of recovery* *arrow hits Lady Drewdrop* *makes cookie that only I can eat and that it doesn't do anything bad to me* *eats it*
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Post by Deleted on Feb 15, 2009 18:36:58 GMT -5
*turns Jake into a CD player and hits eject* ^_^ *cookie flies out and is now edible for everyone* Democracy FTW! *eats and pours an ewer of water on an electrical Jake while dancing away*
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Post by Jake on Feb 15, 2009 18:43:33 GMT -5
That was a clone. ;D *watches you eat a poisoned cookie* *makes new cookie*
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Post by Deleted on Feb 15, 2009 19:13:59 GMT -5
*revives self* *eats said cookie* :'D
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Post by drewb59543 on Feb 15, 2009 19:24:54 GMT -5
*comes back to life as usual* *makes a cookie and rips out Jake's eyes with it just to be even more cruel*
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Post by Jake on Feb 15, 2009 19:42:31 GMT -5
But you can't recover. The arrow, remember? Therefore, your post is useless and it's like it doesn't exist. *laughs as Nat eats another poisoned cookie* *makes new cookie*
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Post by drewb59543 on Feb 15, 2009 19:48:07 GMT -5
I can recover because you hit my clone instead of me, fool. *takes your cookie*
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Post by Jake on Feb 15, 2009 19:50:00 GMT -5
Then why recover? Your post is still useless until you specify why. *runs away with cookie*
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Post by drewb59543 on Feb 15, 2009 20:08:35 GMT -5
Look Jake, you're a stupid, annoying person anyway, so don't argue. *recovers because your arrow failed* *takes the cookie*
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Post by Jake on Feb 15, 2009 20:12:19 GMT -5
My arrows never fail, you jerk. How old are you, anyways? You kind of sound like this girl (not you) who screams in school everyday. Not to mention she's also vain and selfish.
So gimmie a reason and I'll hand you the cookie.
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