Who will eat the last cookie?

[laurensk90]

NOOOOoOoOoOoO!

*rips cookie out of your hands and restores it with instant-cookie-restorator*

*flies away*

[Deleted]

*follows you and resteals cookie and restorator*

MUAHAHA!

[laurensk90]

*slaps you while you're laughing maniacally, then steals cookie*

*laughs maniacally*

*is slapped back*

*explodes*

[Celestial]

*grabs cookie from the explosion debris*

*hides it in my email account but you don't know what it is*

[emmhwal]

*hacks into the account and cybernetically steals cooky*

[laurensk90]

*hacks into Emma and downloads cookie*

*prints using edible cookie ink*

*runs away*

[Celestial]

*catches Laurens and tortures him until he surrenders the cookie to me*

*injects it with botulism so nobody can eat it*

[emmhwal]

I feel extremely violated.

*steals cooky anyway, and hides under rock*

[PFA]

*smashes rock and grabs cookie*

[laurensk90]

*grabs cookie*

*sits down sighing*

[Celestial]

*makes you so depressed that you hand the cookie to me*

*hides the cookie in Moscow and says that you are all dangerous so you can't get a visa to go there*

[laurensk90]

*flies there*

For some reason, I'm not hungry for a cookie right now.

*eats you instead*

*takes cookie and copies it a million times*

[Celestial]

*turns into Dragon Form and claws herself a way out of Lauren's stomach*

*Eats all the copied cookies* These taste good. ^_^

[laurensk90]

That's because I added an extremely poisonous, but tasty additive to the copies.
*slaps you for misspelling my name*

*still has real cookie*

*hides it in a town full of dragon slayers*

[Celestial]

*turns into a human and barters the cookie from them for a healing potion*

*hides it in the middle of a volcano*