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Post by Birdy on Jun 23, 2011 12:30:18 GMT -5
I KNOW BUT LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE NOW WE'RE THE HOTTEST MEMBERS OF THE NTWF.
*shot multiple times*
*comes back as a CookieZombie and moans about cookiebrains* @_@
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Post by Deleted on Jun 23, 2011 12:46:25 GMT -5
*steals the cookie amid the Yooyu confusion* *teleports into Harry Potter 3 game for PC, turns a rabbit statue into a rabbit, and gives it the cookie to scamper off with*
*The rabbit squeezes through a hole just its size and hides*
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Post by Birdy on Jun 23, 2011 13:25:59 GMT -5
*once again hacks into the game and finds the maps* *rearranges the landscape so the rabbit is now out in the open* *takes the cookie* *unhacks out of the game and flees*
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Post by icon on Jun 23, 2011 20:06:43 GMT -5
ATTENTION BIRDY, THIS IS THE NTWF SPEAKING.
WE HAVE YOUR PARLAX.
COME OUT WITH THE COOKIE AND WE WON'T RESORT TO USING FORCE.
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Post by Naga on Jun 24, 2011 0:58:53 GMT -5
./WARNING: Sarcasm Self-Test TOTALLY not malfunctioning
Y'know why you should give me the cookie, Birdy? I'll tell you why... Guess who's there? Your parents! You're not adopted after all! It's your natural parents here. Should have mentioned it before. But I didn't. So hand over the cookie and reunite with mommy and daddy.
Oh I'll tell you what's also there. Your parents and.... There's also an escape elevator! Funny. I should have mentioned it before. But so it's there. You've got your folks there and an escape elevator.
And what else is there.... Tell you what, it's only a new jumpsuit. A very trendy designer jumpsuit from France. There. Which is exactly your size. And if it's a bit baggy, we've got a tailor there as well who can take it in for you.
What's this, a lovely handbag? And the three portal device! It's all there!
Um. You've got a yacht. And.... Boys! Loads of fellas. Hunky guys there. Possibly even a boyfriend! Who's to say at this stage. But, a lot of good looking fellas there. And, ah, a boy band as well! That haven't seen a woman in years. And they're not picky at all. They don't care if you've got a bit of brain damage. If you've been running around sweating. And.... A farm! A pony farm! So, just hand over the cookie, would ya?
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Post by Birdy on Jun 24, 2011 1:42:48 GMT -5
ATTENTION BIRDY, THIS IS THE NTWF SPEAKING. WE HAVE YOUR PARLAX. COME OUT WITH THE COOKIE AND WE WON'T RESORT TO USING FORCE. 8D YOU MEAN PARLAX IS SECRETLY A JEDI AND CAN USE THE FORCE?! ./ WARNING: Sarcasm Self-Test TOTALLY not malfunctioningY'know why you should give me the cookie, Birdy? I'll tell you why... Guess who's there? Your parents! You're not adopted after all! It's your natural parents here. Should have mentioned it before. But I didn't. So hand over the cookie and reunite with mommy and daddy. Oh I'll tell you what's also there. Your parents and.... There's also an escape elevator! Funny. I should have mentioned it before. But so it's there. You've got your folks there and an escape elevator. And what else is there.... Tell you what, it's only a new jumpsuit. A very trendy designer jumpsuit from France. There. Which is exactly your size. And if it's a bit baggy, we've got a tailor there as well who can take it in for you. What's this, a lovely handbag? And the three portal device! It's all there! Um. You've got a yacht. And.... Boys! Loads of fellas. Hunky guys there. Possibly even a boyfriend! Who's to say at this stage. But, a lot of good looking fellas there. And, ah, a boy band as well! That haven't seen a woman in years. And they're not picky at all. They don't care if you've got a bit of brain damage. If you've been running around sweating. And.... A farm! A pony farm! So, just hand over the cookie, would ya? ...Welp, you might have convinced me expect you had to fling a bunch of guys who will likely try and chase me into the deal. SO ICON GETS THE COOKIE. 8D *forks it over* |
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Post by icon on Jun 24, 2011 1:49:30 GMT -5
...Yes, Parlax is a Jedi! Why else would he have had that breather-mask thingy? It's obvious that he was totally the Neopian version of Darth Vader! 8^U
*takes advantage of this distraction to abscond with the cookie*
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Post by Birdy on Jun 24, 2011 2:25:12 GMT -5
...Yes, Parlax is a Jedi! Why else would he have had that breather-mask thingy? It's obvious that he was totally the Neopian version of Darth Vader! 8^U *takes advantage of this distraction to abscond with the cookie* I KNEW IT!  *cackles* And it also explains his glowy sword! =D *chases for cookie, because she can* |
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Post by Naga on Jun 24, 2011 9:46:46 GMT -5
*Sets up an over elaborate trap, including pitfalls, springs, slides and a cage eventually leading to Parlax's capture!*
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- Parlax's current path of running
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- Spring
- Cage (With a one way trap door(up))
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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2011 10:51:44 GMT -5
*has Xandra magick the cookie into her hands and run the opposite direction on the trap* *makes SURE there are no traps set for Xandra*
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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2011 11:03:02 GMT -5
*freezes time* <_< >_> *steals cookie from Xandra* *runs*
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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2011 11:21:58 GMT -5
*flies over, grabs cookie and hides in the second Harry Potter game* *sics Parlax on Birdy to distract her*
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Post by Naga on Jun 24, 2011 22:08:30 GMT -5
*Freezes the world - space, time and matter - and looks over it all. It has conveniently turned into a chess board, with everyone as pieces.* *freezes time* <_< >_> *steals cookie from Xandra* *runs* *flies over, grabs cookie and hides in the second Harry Potter game* *sics Parlax on Birdy to distract her* Ahem! This is not possible, as you have not unfrozen time! As I penalty, I must confiscate that cookie! *Takes the cookie, which is placed in a... place. One that is not in my bag, which is not trapped with explosives.* |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2011 23:13:09 GMT -5
*unfreezes time, grabs the cookie and hugs Xandra...and NEVER lets go*
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Post by Naga on Jun 25, 2011 11:11:20 GMT -5
*While your busy hugging, the cookie is swiped by a person wearing petrification and ignition proof gloves* Aha! Mine now!
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*cackles*