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[Bacon]

"My apologies to the Nathan Fillion on Reddit, who appears to be an actual Nathan Fillion."

-The official twitter of actor Nathan Fillion

[Rosalie Dylas (Maddy)]

You can't just have faith when the miracles happen, you have to have faith when they don't.

[Naga]

"And so I was punished for eating leftovers."

"Whoa dude, you ate leftovers!?" - A conversation between me and my coworker

[Naga]

Mom: You need to take advantage of your day off.
Me: I was a while ago, but then you woke me up.

[Lizica]

(Sometimes, quoting a single line is not enough.)

"But, dear children, you are con-fused," said the third raven.

"Absolutely," said the second.

"Totally," said the first.

Jill said, "If you'd just met three talking ravens, wouldn't you be?"

"Not really," said the third talking raven.

But the first raven said, "Not confused. You are con-fused."

Jack furrowed his brow. "What's the difference?"

"We're glad you asked," replied the second raven.

And the third added, "Though we knew you would."

"When you're confused," said the second raven, "you're mixed up, right?"

"Right," said Jack.

"Well, con-fuse means fused together, mixed with something--or someone--else." The second raven paused significantly.

After a moment, Jill said, "I still have no idea what you're talking about."

The first raven took over: "You, dear children, are con-fused. What you want, what you think, what you believe, all get mixed up with what other people want for you, or think you should want, or believe about you. Do you see?"

Both Jack and Jill nodded their heads and said, "No."

[...]

"Children!" the third raven exclaimed, exasperated now, "You are con-fused. Totally, utterly con-fused. As long as you are, you will never find what you seek. Even though it's right here."

Jack scrunched up his face and looked all around him.

Jill looked down at herself and then back up at the ravens.

"When you do what you want, not what you wish..." said the first raven.

"When you no longer seek your reflection in others' eyes..." said the second.

"When you see yourselves face to face..." said the third.

"Then," the ravens intoned in unison, "you will have found what you truly seek."

-In a Glass Grimmly, by Adam Gidwitz

[Mostly Harmless (flufflepuff)]

“Gosh darn the freaking world and everyone in it but you, Carlotta.” --W.C. Fields ((in the NTWF appropriate version)). His wife's name was Hattie.

[Yoyti]

On the subject of Gypsy:

Rose's climactic breakdown was originally to be a surreal ballet, in which Rose would be confronted by all the people in her life (how Jerry intended to use Ethel Merman in a ballet is something we'll never know, I'm sorry to say).

On the subject of Ethel Merman:

Sister: Ethyl Mermane. That's some sort of hydrocarbon, right?

[Coaster]

"Just because I disagree with you doesn't mean I hate you."

[Twillie]

I haven't been this shocked since I found out the secret to living a long-lasting life-- was breathing!

- Nostalgia Critic, ep. Jingle All the Way

[Coaster]

"I, the undersigned, know that on this adventure I may talk to spiders twice my size. I may cross bridges over steaming lava. I may even face vicious attack-nids."
-ClueFinders 3rd Grade

"Oh no, it's the glop monster! *RRARGHRLAARHLAGHLR*"
-JumpStart 1st Grade


(them's my childhood right there)