(I think we should ask people to summarize any unrecounted happenings every few pages just so we can laugh more efficiently at the absurdity of our story, and so we don't have a massive textwall like the following whenever someone feels like collecting the material into readable form.)
Once upon a mushroom in Meridell, there lived a sponge. He had lots of microchips, however, he liked NOODLES! Especially when they were soggy and old like some before she had known, Yes, I'd like bag to marry a piece of fish! Hooray! But, the hatred continued between the kittens which disliked raw ground beef very not fish fins. Morover, my gigantic pond creatures devoured eggs salads in which mother just had babies with Jennifer Aniston, however, Angelina Jolie was angered and nauseous about pies.
Moreover, Father dearest, told Mr. Fox
[...the last person to collect the posts did so here...] that divorce was complicated and then DEATH! But nobody suspected that tachos and Gir would abolish all toasters in parks and furthermore my intestines were spontaneously combusting in my hobos. Then, Michael Jackson unzipped his grandmother's pants and shoes while she screamed to convince her Chihuahua that squirrels possess apes who dance on slippery waffles toothpaste spleen.
She made some shish kabobs with several marshmallows but they were not tasty but everyone was eating cookies and chicken soup because monkeys were surrounding them and were eaten by rabid teddy Roosevelts. Spleens had many eyeballs and roaches who really liked chocolate truffles with yummy livers. George Castanza was frolicking among the kittens when he came. He walked to the grocery store and he purchased a poptart
edible with a dollar.
Then, his dog named Frankenpoodle danced to heavy metal music while balancing on a tightrope. Afterwards, George ate his dog so he could resurrect from the wild and walk him. He liked cheese with moss and walnuts. Meanwhile, Martians sneezed and danced to Britney Gears who isn't straight. But Adam Sessler was talking to Morgan Webb when she ate him. So evilnonspacingcows cheated at Monopoly.
Suddenly, robots invaded the intestines of angry squirrels. with funny looking bazookas strapped at their waist which than supported their houses. Finally, hornets loved j00. Johnny X-Treme sports [short argument] which are so darn ginormeous; whatever the monkeys tell you. Unfortunately, tapeworms aren't sane. Disregarding the nuances that happen constantly even after the turtles hibernate, causing them to disintegrate redundantly.
Fuzzy wuzzy was walking toward the platypus who had veribly little minutiae which eternally counts backwards until time reaches the next Nexus. Deliberately, llamas hypothetically are Antisocially evil and Malodorous. Snakes on Subterranean feet of a plane are sooo amazing. But they didn't eat Pasta because it malnutriciously pops from the Underwater rabid Wallabies with snorkles diving frequently for gum.
However, anyone who thinks that the Inconsequential is irrelevant than largehumongousgiganticthingies went supercalifragilisticexpialidocious which absolutely Become positive at subordinately piranha face-eating worms which ate the Oompa-Loompa really confused and also break apart to smithereens with the ebil widdle python with water that disintegrated hands and when you explode to pieces and then eat. X-play rated double solutions Academically way run-on towards run-on and sushi gross mispellin' apostrophein' woohoo run-on run-off. No way. Really stupid things like answering machines which are flying to places such as the land of Ireland where Leprechauns give overinformed details above the Nutcracker.
Suddenly, Chihuahuas started to jump/hyperventilate towards fiery books which hate breaking/dying at 12'o'clock because they are incognito which doesn't really make sense of humour. Somehow, there was this incredibly lame bookmark that devoured your sockehs. Feeling a deep underwater lament where platypuses began slowdancing with hairbrushes that understood the feelings of clones attacking the bridge made stroganoff fall kersplat on the uranium where hippopotamuses imploded at the cow honked at the water [2-year break] park.
Tiny autobots danced around Oprah Winfrey with spears when SUDDENLY pie crusts fell out of a nostril which disgusted cake eaters all over the whole apple orchard today and discombobulatemified everyone's shoelaces. Emos went to Sparta to get Spartacus' Dancing Bananas for Mom. When Spartacus entered Hell because he destroyed his restaurant that fell into water which drowned Miley Cyrus, pleasing Kai-Chan. Evil monkeys defeated Sloth by hitting his mom with magazines which ate your dog wrote mister Bill a Williams. Pandas are pwnful when destroying millions of flammable GOATS! Once they go sing like Madonna, people destroy the telephone operators with massive popsicles. Therefore ice cream became obsolete.
Luckily there never be creamsicles on your show. That farted loudly in Bettyming's enemy's eyeballs. THE LAW fails to cook pasta when it has to dance in pink leotards. However, it prepares lasagna that drank blood. Fusilli burped absentmindedly where dancers think Light Yagami IS hot. Anyway, mother refused cupcakes for evil purposes, so pumpkin pie flew over Queen Elizabeth's bookshelf while her hair glued to heaps of food monsters.
Something farted haughtily after dangerous flying Ornithorhynchus anatinus cheated nineteen times at Bilge Dice. Onions then killed the pirate monkeys, attacked Walt Disney, and then they ate pancakes with brown mustard and eighty green slugs and [3-year break] chocolate! T'was fattening. However, one person meowed voraciously at Dimitri. He seemed like a very exciting green derps. Will Dimitri ever splash again?!
Talk next with everyone who nyan-cat nyan'd to the stars where fishy spectral Snowbunnies ate planets. Trees ran from burning Tibetan nerds, who Yooyu'd things purposefully across the Altador Stadium. King Hagan was very annoyed with me, and he danced like catfish on the silent moon beautifully. But his coat-tails wrinkled, which caught some fajitas full of eggplant and overripe Jell-O. After I saw disturbing debacles of weird proportions, mathwise twenty-seven over pi.
Darigan started to wonder how Altador was turning around due counterclockwise from brownies, which ate all of Brightvale's finest library. I then asked you if it barfed M&Ms that were particularly greenish because once they sang vehemently. Erika decided that, after all, she'd worked too long, so she sang a meowy tune to the cats. ALL OF them jumped off a big cliff into one magical tree as kittens welcomed her. You go and rescue