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Post by Gelquie on Nov 13, 2016 3:19:05 GMT -5
Okay, first you'll need to find someone to teach you the art of the montage. Then use the art of the montage to speed through your journey of finding the seven chess masters. Then with your newfound abilities, face your foes, the chupacabras! But chess is my absolute worst fear D= Come now, chess isn't that intimidating! Just do some practice, start against the computer, then take some real life opponents, read some guide books, and you'll get it, I'm sure. ^^
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Post by Moni on Nov 13, 2016 3:24:27 GMT -5
But chess is my absolute worst fear D= Come now, chess isn't that intimidating! Just do some practice, start against the computer, then take some real life opponents, sacrifice a few endangered species to the chess gods, and you'll get it, I'm sure. ^^ I'm glad you remembered the most important part. Too many people underestimate the importance of sacrificing critically endangered animals in succeeding at chess.
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Post by Gelquie on Nov 13, 2016 19:41:58 GMT -5
Come now, chess isn't that intimidating! Just do some practice, start against the computer, then take some real life opponents, sacrifice a few endangered species to the chess gods, and you'll get it, I'm sure. ^^ I'm glad you remembered the most important part. Too many people underestimate the importance of getting into sparring matches with people in real life to succeed at chess. I know, right?! People keep complaining "what does beating this person up have to do with chess?". They just don't understand the nuances and ties in strategy.
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Post by June Scarlet on Jan 9, 2022 23:03:40 GMT -5
I'm glad you remembered the most important part. Too many people underestimate the importance of getting into sparring matches with people in real life to succeed at chess. I know, right?! People keep complaining "what does beating this person up have to do with cheese?". They just don't understand the nuances of cooking.I'm not sure that's how cooking works... (Oh my gosh, this thread is the funniest.)
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Post by Gelquie on Jan 14, 2022 2:12:19 GMT -5
I know, right?! People keep complaining "what does beating this person up have to do with cheese?". They just don't understand the nuances of cooking.I'm not sure that's how cooking works... It's the other way around. You have to have people beat up cheese, don't you? (Oh my gosh, this thread is the most eye-opening.) Now listen. The cheese is fine; don't drag innocent cheeses into this. It's the people in the kitchen getting in the way of cooking who are the problem. You have to get rid of them somehow in order to maximize your cooking potential, and beating them up is a sure-fire way to do this. (I've only gotten the best advice from this thread.)
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Post by June Scarlet on Apr 5, 2022 22:07:21 GMT -5
I'm not sure that's how cooking works... It's the other way around. You have to have people beat up cheese, don't you? (Oh my gosh, this thread is the most eye-opening.) Now listen. The cheese is fire; drag burning cheeses into this. It's the people in the kitchen getting in the way of the cheese who are the problem. You have to get rid of them somehow in order to maximize your cooking potential, and beating them up is a sure-fire way to do this. (I've only gotten the best advice from this thread.) *takes notes* So the sure-fire way to have a fire is to burn cheese. I know too many cooks spoil the broth or whatever, but what if I need help controlling the fire made of cheese? Would too many firefighters be a problem?
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