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Post by icon on May 29, 2010 19:39:48 GMT -5
Portman was a pain in the butt, but he was OUR pain in the butt.
*hands Dinosaur ray to Bettyming*
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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2010 19:40:16 GMT -5
 : But then I'd be all "HERE'S YOUR DECLARATION, I HAVE RETURNED IT FOR AMERICA" and then they'd say "Oh wow I can't believe you got it back safely here's more medals" and I'd have so many medals that I build a monument to my unending badassness~ ... ... *dramatic point* TO D.C.! Let's have a little competition. Hey Hunter, you have any other documents from the National Archives? yeah sure here you go *gives Constitution* Doc: Whoever can put their document back first without being arrested wins. You may not, however, interfere with the other person. Deal? *gives Constitution to Patton* : IT'S A DEAL  *carefully puts the Constitution in a frame, then wraps in bubble wrap and puts it in a safe* *places it in Jeep, drives away at 90 mph* AMERICAAAA |
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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2010 19:41:56 GMT -5
Doc: Let's have a little competition. Hey Hunter, you have any other documents from the National Archives? yeah sure here you go *gives Constitution* Doc: Whoever can put their document back first without being arrested wins. You may not, however, interfere with the other person. Deal? *gives Constitution to Patton* : IT'S A DEAL *carefully puts the Constitution in a frame, then wraps in bubble wrap and puts it in a safe* *places it in Jeep, drives away at 90 mph* AMERICAAAA *wraps Declaration in lab coat, puts in medical bag* *gets out cell phone and sends text message* *dark corridor opens and Doc steps through* |
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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2010 19:44:21 GMT -5
*Hops into the car and pulls up GraphicConverter to pixelate Draconis some more* So... uh... Who here has a driver's license? ……………………… *Meepface* I don't want to drive all the way there… |
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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2010 19:45:08 GMT -5
: IT'S A DEAL *carefully puts the Constitution in a frame, then wraps in bubble wrap and puts it in a safe* *places it in Jeep, drives away at 90 mph* AMERICAAAA *wraps Declaration in lab coat, puts in medical bag* *gets out cell phone and sends text message* *dark corridor opens and Doc steps through* : *drives faster* *looks at speedometer, is going over 100 mph at this point* *takes a picture using cellphone* *sends it to Facebook* |
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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2010 19:45:32 GMT -5
So... uh... Who here has a driver's license? ……………………… *Meepface* I don't want to drive all the way there… I can teleport us close, but it needs to be far enough away that nobody will see us. So somebody needs to drive. |
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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2010 19:47:43 GMT -5
Doc: *wraps Declaration in lab coat, puts in medical bag* *gets out cell phone and sends text message* *dark corridor opens and Doc steps through* *drives faster* *looks at speedometer, is going over 100 mph at this point* *takes a picture using cellphone* *sends it to Facebook* *gets picture message from Amidimaru* ... Why is he Facebook friends with Patton? Never mind. I wish I hadn't said that bit about not interfering, I could turn him into the cops for speeding. Oh well. *sets up a device to interfere with the cameras* Block, hack in, hack in... |
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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2010 19:53:31 GMT -5
……………………… *Meepface* I don't want to drive all the way there… I can teleport us close, but it needs to be far enough away that nobody will see us. So somebody needs to drive. Am I seriously the only one here with a license? XD I can't both drive AND pixelate. |
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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2010 19:54:05 GMT -5
*drives faster* *looks at speedometer, is going over 100 mph at this point* *takes a picture using cellphone* *sends it to Facebook* *gets picture message from Amidimaru* ... Why is he Facebook friends with Patton? Never mind. I wish I hadn't said that bit about not interfering, I could turn him into the cops for speeding. Oh well. *sets up a device to interfere with the cameras* Block, hack in, hack in... UNKNOWN PERIOD OF TIME LATER : *slows down and stops in front of National Archive* Now how do I go about doing this... *gets out silver Sharpie and draws two more stars on helmet, gets out safe* I'm brilliant |
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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2010 19:58:50 GMT -5
I can teleport us close, but it needs to be far enough away that nobody will see us. So somebody needs to drive. Am I seriously the only one here with a license? XD I can't both drive AND pixelate. Doc and Patton can drive, but they're in DC. I can't drive. I don't trust Bettyming's driving. So unless you've got a character that can drive... Doc: *gets picture message from Amidimaru* ... Why is he Facebook friends with Patton? Never mind. I wish I hadn't said that bit about not interfering, I could turn him into the cops for speeding. Oh well. *sets up a device to interfere with the cameras* Block, hack in, hack in... UNKNOWN PERIOD OF TIME LATER : *slows down and stops in front of National Archive* Now how do I go about doing this... *gets out silver Sharpie and draws two more stars on helmet, gets out safe* I'm brilliant *device blinks green* Block broke in. Excellent. *puts on infrared goggles and starts walking* |
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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2010 20:02:06 GMT -5
Am I seriously the only one here with a license? XD I can't both drive AND pixelate. Doc and Patton can drive, but they're in DC. I can't drive. I don't trust Bettyming's driving. So unless you've got a character that can drive... Okay, point. Anyone know how to get there? XP |
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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2010 20:04:48 GMT -5
Doc and Patton can drive, but they're in DC. I can't drive. I don't trust Bettyming's driving. So unless you've got a character that can drive... Okay, point. Anyone know how to get there? XP Like this, get ready. *car and passengers vanish* {Outer space} *car appears* Just breathe normally. We're not actually in outer space. But we're approaching the Earth. |
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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2010 20:06:33 GMT -5
Okay, point. Anyone know how to get there? XP Like this, get ready. *car and passengers vanish* {Outer space} *car appears* Just breathe normally. We're not actually in outer space. But we're approaching the Earth. GAH! *Meepface* *Calms down and starts looking around* o: |
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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2010 20:09:04 GMT -5
Like this, get ready. *car and passengers vanish* {Outer space} *car appears* Just breathe normally. We're not actually in outer space. But we're approaching the Earth. GAH! *Meepface* *Calms down and starts looking around* o: Actually, I'll be right back, don't drive away without me. *vanishes* *car lands* |
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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2010 20:09:11 GMT -5
Am I seriously the only one here with a license? XD I can't both drive AND pixelate. Doc and Patton can drive, but they're in DC. I can't drive. I don't trust Bettyming's driving. So unless you've got a character that can drive... UNKNOWN PERIOD OF TIME LATER : *slows down and stops in front of National Archive* Now how do I go about doing this... *gets out silver Sharpie and draws two more stars on helmet, gets out safe* I'm brilliant *device blinks green* Block broke in. Excellent. *puts on infrared goggles and starts walking*[/quote] : *unlocks safe, carefully removes Constitution and places inside jacket* Now how to go about getting inside... |
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