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Post by Princess Ember Mononoke on Jan 3, 2004 19:03:51 GMT -5
My response: ! $|-|@|_|_ |3|23@]{ !|\|+0 '/0(_)|2 |-|0(_)$3 +0|\|!6|-|+ @|\|]) 3@+ '/0(_)!!! *translates* I... shall... break... into... your... house... tonight... and... ... ....................O.O *dies laughing* |
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Post by Kuro on Jan 6, 2004 21:38:46 GMT -5
Hm, lets bring this game back to life! Believe it or not, I have actually seen most of the elements of the following hatemail before. OMG! UR ARTICLE SUX!!!!!!11 U SUX 2! why the fail WERE U TLKING ABOUT??? U R FAT AND UGLY AND STUPID 2! Y DONT U GIVE ME UR PA$$WORD BCAUSE U R STUPID AND DONT DESERVE UR ACCNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 <--- That's a translating site I found and if you translate text from English to Spanish (or whatever language you prefer) then take the Spanish translation and translate it from Spanish to English, it comes out funny. Lets see how this random message comes out, shall we?  Italian Original Text: Hello! Thank you for giving me hate mail, because I found it quite funny! In fact, I found it SO funny, I'm going to put it on Light's petpage and make fun of you! I'll even add your username on there so then people will know who to flame! Isn't that nice? Have a nice day! ^_^ Bad Translation: Hello! To thank the to give I hate myself the mail, because it I found entirely funny! In fact, I found it funny COSÍ, I go put it on the petpage of the Light and teases she! I will add also its name user on lí cosí then the persons who will know to burn! That it is not pleasant? To have a pleasant day! ^_^ That sounds dumber than them!  |
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Post by trawets12 on Jan 6, 2004 21:50:59 GMT -5
freetranslation.com <--- That's a translating site I found and if you translate text from English to Spanish (or whatever language you prefer) then take the Spanish translation and translate it from Spanish to English, it comes out funny. Lets see how this random message comes out, shall we? Italian Original Text: Hello! Thank you for giving me hate mail, because I found it quite funny! In fact, I found it SO funny, I'm going to put it on Light's petpage and make fun of you! I'll even add your username on there so then people will know who to flame! Isn't that nice? Have a nice day! ^_^ Bad Translation: Hello! To thank the to give I hate myself the mail, because it I found entirely funny! In fact, I found it funny COSÍ, I go put it on the petpage of the Light and teases she! I will add also its name user on lí cosí then the persons who will know to burn! That it is not pleasant? To have a pleasant day! ^_^ That sounds dumber than them! It's even funnier if you translate it through a couple other languages, before you go back to English. |
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Post by Kuro on Jan 6, 2004 22:23:16 GMT -5
It's even funnier if you translate it through a couple other languages, before you go back to English. That's a good idea! I'll have to remember that. |
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Post by TC - Back From the Dead... on Jan 8, 2004 10:19:40 GMT -5
Me? Respond to hate mail? Never had to ;D
No, but honestly, I think I'd be so offended that I'd be mad[/i], and write something like this:
"Hmmm! So, think my article was rubbish, you did? Hmmm, very well! Something better, you should write! Not easy, satisfying everyone is! Impossible, it may be! Maybe, flame me, you do, due to your own failure of getting accepted by the Times! Too this, say to you, I shall...TOUGH NUTS! Now if you have anything else to say, you shall be ignored.
Thank you and goodbye"
That's if I was angry, of course!
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Post by sasuka on Jan 16, 2004 22:39:59 GMT -5
That was truly brilliant. *laughs*
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Post by sasuka on Jan 16, 2004 22:52:19 GMT -5
Wait... My last post was for The Tambourine Chimp. I thought that was really amusing. Anyways, I'd answer with:
"Eh? Of what is this hatemail that you speak is? Do you not like me? Do you fear that chickens shall take the world with its superpowers? Do you feel the need to attack an innocent, purely crazy user who only lives to humiliate herself? Are you that bored? "
*nods* I think the chicken thing went overboard.
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Post by MarillTachiquin on Jan 17, 2004 3:49:55 GMT -5
mine's easy
"delete neomail?" YES
"block sender?" YES
ta-dah! =P
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Post by Killix on Jan 17, 2004 6:34:35 GMT -5
I'd make absolutely no sense...like this:
OMG!!! as that a Neomail was fresh totally, that you sent me! I never receive am so I as so happy! It does the power I not nevertheless before WTH understands? I want myself receiving Neomails there with a great deal still as an burn of the sock! The desire, that had the crazy capacities that to write great saint, when you!
PS: Im gammar is better then useded to be!
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Post by Gelquie on Jan 17, 2004 17:26:30 GMT -5
My reply would be:
Well, I'd like to see you do better. How about you try to write a story better than mine, and send it in to the Neopian Times? First, I would take a grammer class.
My response:
I'm fat, ugly, and stupid? Why thank you very much. I've always enjoyed your compliments. By the way, why would I give you my secret code? I don't even know how you would use it. Would you care for my pets, or take my neopoints? Which one?
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Post by thegreenmooseofdoom on Jan 17, 2004 22:23:23 GMT -5
Meowth's Engrish rocks. xD I need to practice mine.
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Post by herp14 on Jan 17, 2004 22:29:50 GMT -5
freetranslation.com <--- That's a translating site I found and if you translate text from English to Spanish (or whatever language you prefer) then take the Spanish translation and translate it from Spanish to English, it comes out funny. Lets see how this random message comes out, shall we? Italian Original Text: Hello! Thank you for giving me hate mail, because I found it quite funny! In fact, I found it SO funny, I'm going to put it on Light's petpage and make fun of you! I'll even add your username on there so then people will know who to flame! Isn't that nice? Have a nice day! ^_^ Bad Translation: Hello! To thank the to give I hate myself the mail, because it I found entirely funny! In fact, I found it funny COSÍ, I go put it on the petpage of the Light and teases she! I will add also its name user on lí cosí then the persons who will know to burn! That it is not pleasant? To have a pleasant day! ^_^ That sounds dumber than them! I had a board in the games room where we got peoms then put them though a few languege translations then post them with the origanal.... I't was fun... ((that was compleatly off topic.... anyway)) |
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Post by alissaameth on Jan 18, 2004 11:14:00 GMT -5
What article? Oh.. THAT article... Have you written an article? Because if it's about purple and green alligators that go around the world and devour evil chatspeakers, I would love to read it! Also if you want to become my NeoFriend I'd love to send you some leftover dung I won, OMG wouldn't that be great? Wait.. I'm sorry - I gotta go burn a few hate mails! Iknow.. that was strange... but I'd just like to confuse them The insane act (Wait.. it's not an act, oh yeah! ;D): Octopus Meepit Games! Your article rocks!!!!!! Wait For Fries were you talking about you are beautiful and talented and amazing too! Why don't I give you my password and everything in my account?!!!!!!! Oh, sorry - I was just translating your poorly written NeoMail. You know, they say that chatspeakers lose ten years of their life everytime they write "!!!11". Imagine that... that means you'll die in about.. *thinks* 20 years!! MUAHAHAHA. *cough* Anways... concerning your letter. Yes, I love Octopus Meepit Games, too - what's your highest score? Wait For Fries? What do you mean - I ordered pizza! Why thankyou.. I mean, I've heard it so often - but getting compliments never hurt! Oh no, I couldn't accept your account - you've worked too hard for it! You know, it's been proven that those who freely give away their accounts to NT superstars like me are likely to grow up into sewer workers. That's entertaining.. I wonder what it's like down there? I'd come and visit you and give you my autograph every now and then... But would your mom object? Oh, I forgot - please keep this report safe for me! *hands you a report for Neopets Abuse* Have a nice day down in the sewer, I hope you don't fall in (too deep)!! Love ya! Would that even fit into the character limit? :S |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2004 15:39:31 GMT -5
"Uh huh. What are you talking about again? I can't seem to make any sense of your words. Please repeat what you said in English."
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Post by Cow-winkle on Feb 22, 2004 22:32:53 GMT -5
I HAETD UR S2RY!!!1!1!!!!!!1!1 OMG LOL IT WAS SO STUPID1!!!1!! why the fail HOW CUD U G3T AN IEDA FOR SUCH A STUPID S2RY ANYWAY?!!!?!?! OMG LOL THEIR MUST B SOMETHNG WRONG WIT U11111!1! LOL UR S2RY WAS RILLY STUPID AND I CANT AV3N BLEIVE I RAAD IT1!!!11 why the fail LOL IT WAS SO STUPID I SHUD HAEV KNOWN HOW STUPID IT WAS WHEN I LOKAD AT IT!1!!1 OMG LOL I HAETD IT11111!1! OMG why the fail LOL IF U EVER WRIET AGANE FOR TEH TIEMS IMM NOT READNG IT1!1!1!1 why the fail Well, all your stories in the times are fantastic (sarcasm) |
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