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Post by lemmykoopa300 on Dec 20, 2010 11:35:06 GMT -5
Now, call me a deadpan snarker, but I think that all offenses in arson, murder, and jaywalking are, well, offensive, and that would be wrong. If you do any of those, well, a loser is you.
I'm someone, who, contrary to popular belief, cannot tell a joke, and often I play the straight man in comedic moments. I can sometimes be a cloudcuckoolander, despite my reputation as the snark knight. I'm a master of coincidental dodges, especially in dodgeball. Oh, dodgeball is hell. I'd have to fake an "ow, my body part" moment to get out of being pelted in the face during gym class. Yeah, it's a little like I'm acting in a screwball comedy, but, y'know, there's some truth in television.
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Well, now that that's out of the way...
The next post must be written as if the poster was using the NTWF during a zombie apocalypse (I'll leave that up to interpretation)...
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2010 13:35:18 GMT -5
MYY KAAAAAAAA! FYORA SAKURA SAERYENNAN XANDRA PLUSHIE PROTECT MEEEEEEEE111111ZSSXWZ
^That is going to look horrible on my record as trying to not be n00bish. The next post must be Xandra's reaction to the all-caps post above.
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Post by Lizica on Dec 20, 2010 23:08:48 GMT -5
Xandra: Oh, get a grip, kid. *rolls up her sleeves and zaps the zombies, then sics Oblivion onto any stragglers* *turns to you* So, do you plan to join me for saving your rather worthless neck? If you'd rather not, I believe I see a few more zombies who would be more than willing to take you in instead.
The next post must fend off the zombie attack with glowing, shadow, and marquee font effects.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2010 8:17:33 GMT -5
[glow=pink,2,300][shadow=red,left,300][/shadow][/glow]
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Post by icon on Jan 17, 2011 11:18:31 GMT -5
Mmm. The first part does, but the second part doesn't.
Next post must be written in haiku format.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2011 11:29:01 GMT -5
I don't see how I
Didn't manage to hug all
Xandra's evil out
The next post must be about a Woozle.
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Post by icon on Jan 17, 2011 11:32:12 GMT -5
Don't you just want to hug them? They're so sad... D:
Oh wait, no, that's a Woobie. Disregard.
Next post must contain at least two allusions to classic novels.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2011 16:17:59 GMT -5
Mr. Darcy seriously needs to consider letting spiders write about how humble he is.
Next post must contain references to the Legend of Zelda.
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Post by icon on Jan 29, 2011 10:58:51 GMT -5
Well excuuuuse me, Sae, how do people who don't know that game get the reference?
Next post must be a limerick.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2011 23:09:00 GMT -5
What's with your obsession with poems?
Do you write a lot or just know 'em?
Well, I'm think it would love
To be one of the above
And the next post CANNOT be a poem.
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Post by selmette on Jan 29, 2011 23:12:28 GMT -5
.../doesn't write a poem
The next post must not contain anything of or relating to Xandra and/or Woozles.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2011 23:14:01 GMT -5
*singing* Your cat be a lunatic, kaaa-traaa, cat be a lunatic, kaaa-traaa, cat be a lunatic, cat be a lunatic, next post must continue this little song
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Post by Yoyti on Jan 29, 2011 23:19:19 GMT -5
*Singing*I am continuing this, sooooong noooooow, continuing this, sooong lateeeer, Now it is the end, is the end, it is the end of thiiiis sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong! The next post must reference all fourteen G&S operettas. (I thought I'd put in a challenge)  |
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Post by Yoyti on Feb 12, 2011 21:59:13 GMT -5
What? Too hard? Fine. I'll do it. If the gods weren't on vacation (Thespis), I'd get them to revive this thread. Can gods go on vacation? That should be taken in front of a jury (Trial By Jury). With a sorcerer as the judge (The Sorcerer), though, that might not be such a good idea. And what if the gods are at sea? On the H.M.S. Pinafore, perhaps (H.M.S. Pinafore). Maybe they were attacked by the Pirates of Penzance (The Pirates of Penzance)! I really wish they'd hurry back. They're trying my patience (Patience). What if the judge was a peer (Iolanthe)? Could he pass a law making all crime punishable by death (The Mikado)? And might they dead men come back as ghosts at noon (Ruddigore)? Ever since that fiasco with the merryman and his maid (The Yeomen of the Guard), I expect the gods went to Venice (The Gondoliers), which according to the grand duke (The Grand Duke), is a utopia (Utopia (Limited)) at this time of year.
The next post must be in a language other than english.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 12, 2011 22:03:33 GMT -5
Me gusta ser en la NTWF. Es muy divertido, y hay unas personas muy simpaticas aqui. The next poster must mention Xandra while pretending to not talk about her at all.  |
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