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Post by annonomous on Jul 16, 2003 6:45:03 GMT -5
Take out GLQ and heal her. If you haven't, throw in the rainbow evil fuzzles. Put in a piece of the brain from the brain tree. Put twigs into the creation...
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Post by gamecubeking on Jul 20, 2003 15:33:12 GMT -5
And enjoy
EAT AT YOUR OWN RISK
Side affects as follwed: Blidness, Paraylisis or serious injury.
This meal is afflaited with the MC Donlads, members of the NTWF and GLQ. Copywrited by Gross Foods inc (c).
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Post by annonomous on Jul 21, 2003 3:09:39 GMT -5
New one!
Take a big pot...
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Post by Cheshil on Jul 21, 2003 18:03:23 GMT -5
New one! Take a big pot... And put a jar of olives, green to be exact. Dont forget to mix it up...
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Post by Gelquie on Jul 22, 2003 1:32:10 GMT -5
And put a jar of olives, green to be exact. Dont forget to mix it up... Throw in some grarrl meat.
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Post by unique377 on Jul 22, 2003 3:41:02 GMT -5
Throw in some grarrl meat. For a more healthy dish, add in some healthy ingredients like Fava Beans, Parsnip, Organic Olives, Black-eyed Peas, Organic Carrots, Organic Tomatoes, Organic Broccoli and Organic Leeks! MMMmm ... I can guarantee you it'll taste soooooo ... *closes eyes in relish* ... DISGUSTING!!!!!
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Post by unique377 on Jul 22, 2003 3:44:25 GMT -5
For a more healthy dish, add in some healthy ingredients like Fava Beans, Parsnip, Organic Olives, Black-eyed Peas, Organic Carrots, Organic Tomatoes, Organic Broccoli and Organic Leeks! MMMmm ... I can guarantee you it'll taste soooooo ... *closes eyes in relish* ... DISGUSTING!!!!! Oh, and for a touch of insaneness, you need to throw in GLQ ... she is one of the most important (and popular )ingredients ... and boil her for 10 hours ONLY. Her screams for help will add a pleasant increase in the insaneness that she'll impart to the dish! Warning: Do NOT take her out and heal her or whatever that can cure her during that critical period of time!!!
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Post by Gelquie on Jul 22, 2003 3:44:44 GMT -5
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Post by unique377 on Jul 22, 2003 3:50:01 GMT -5
Ahh ... zee water is sooo lovely and warm today ... *suddenly realizes that I'm in a pot of boiling hot water together with GLQ* AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! *scrambles out of the pot .. but not before making sure GLQ is still stuck there* MUAHAHAHA! *cough* Anyway, erm .. add in some Draik Steak. Mmm ... smells delicious ...
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Post by Gelquie on Jul 22, 2003 3:52:04 GMT -5
Ahh ... zee water is sooo lovely and warm today ... *suddenly realizes that I'm in a pot of boiling hot water together with GLQ* AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! *scrambles out of the pot .. but not before making sure GLQ is still stuck there* MUAHAHAHA! *cough* Anyway, erm .. add in some Draik Steak. Mmm ... smells delicious ... Throw unique377 back in and do not remove HER. Oh, and make sure SHE stays in. Then add some wood.
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Post by unique377 on Jul 22, 2003 3:56:16 GMT -5
Throw unique377 back in and do not remove him. Oh, and make sure he stays in. Then add some wood. *cough* ... er ... GLQ ... I just want to let you know that ... er ... *shifts foot sheepishly* ... I'M A GIRL AND NOT A BOY! LOL ... I didn't know I sounded like a boy* *feels amused* Anyway ... er ... *turns to GLQ who is still stuck in the pot* ... hi?
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Post by Gelquie on Jul 22, 2003 4:00:26 GMT -5
*cough* ... er ... GLQ ... I just want to let you know that ... er ... *shifts foot sheepishly* ... I'M A GIRL AND NOT A BOY! LOL ... I didn't know I sounded like a boy* *feels amused* Anyway ... er ... *turns to GLQ who is still stuck in the pot* ... hi? *Fixes post* Get a slave to do the rest of the work for you. Add some mice and computer mice. Stir consistantly. Once 10 hours are up, remove GLQ and Unique from the pot and pour the soup in a bowl. Enjoy! Serves 100. WARNING: Side effects may include flying, massive power, some want to take over the world, turning into a plushie, coma, death, and some other stuff. Soup of unknown but evil power is not for everyone. Consult the soup before you eat.
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Post by unique377 on Jul 22, 2003 4:05:13 GMT -5
*Fixes post* Get a slave to do the rest of the work for you. Add some mice and computer mice. Stir consistantly. Once 10 hours are up, remove GLQ and Unique from the pot and pour the soup in a bowl. Enjoy! Serves 100. WARNING: Side effects may include flying, massive power, some want to take over the world, turning into a plushie, coma, death, and some other stuff. Soup of unknown but evil power is not for everyone. Consult the soup before you eat. LOL ... ookkiiee ... a new dish! Neopian Times 100th Issue Celebratory CakeStep 1: Mix Pteri Eggs, Chia Flour and Bruce Butter into a batter. Add in a few humourous stories of stone, noremac and TK for a good laugh.
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Post by Gelquie on Jul 22, 2003 4:08:01 GMT -5
LOL ... ookkiiee ... a new dish! Neopian Times 100th Issue Celebratory CakeStep 1: Mix Pteri Eggs, Chia Flour and Bruce Butter into a batter. Add in a few humourous stories of stone, noremac and TK for a good laugh. Stir consistantly while adding Al the chia, both the chia and the human, into the batter. Then put it on the fire for some hours while adding all the rest of the users who got in issue 100.
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Post by unique377 on Jul 22, 2003 4:13:01 GMT -5
Stir consistantly while adding Al the chia, both the chia and the human, into the batter. Then put it on the fire for some hours while adding all the rest of the users who got in issue 100. LOL! Oh, and we must not forget the Chomby Chocolate and all those stories written by talented NT authors who have been published in the NT before but was not selected for the 100th issue. (which is, excluding moi since I'm definitely NOT talented! *sticks tongue out at GLQ*) Stir everything with a huge wooden spoon and add pepper and chilli to 'spice' things up!
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