And now for a musical interlude.

[Dun Dun DUN]

They’ll never know ‘cause a Ninja’s stealthy, you are a Ninja!

Yin - yang - fiddle-dee-dee, being a Ninja is all right to be!
They’ll never know ‘cause a Ninja’s stealthy, you are a Ninja!

You are a Ninja! (Yay!)

We have shuriken (weapons!) that we throw at the enemy,
Us they will never see (stealthy!) as we just disappear.
Fight the enemy (fight them!), with a katana and mini-bombs
Just don’t let them see, and we will say 'HOORAY!'

Yin - yang - fiddle-n-fin,
If you are real disciplined, you are a Ninja!

WAX ON!

Yin - yang - fiddle-dee-dee, being a Ninja is all right to be!
They’ll never know ‘cause a Ninja’s stealthy, you are a Ninja!
Zhing - zhang - cold silver steel, the opponent will not have time to feel!
Your enemies will think you are unreal! You are a Ninja!

HA HA HA (Yay!)

Pants cut at the knee (cool clothes!), no black masks for us, oh no!
Your clothes aren’t color free (rainbows!) you have strange attire (Yay!)
Learn at the Dojo (Dojo!) meditate and listen to Master!
Practice against fake foes (hi-ya!) so real ones have no chance!

Yin - yang - fiddle-n-fin,
If you are real disciplined, you are a Ninja!

WAX OFF!

Yin - yang - fiddle-dee-dee, being a Ninja is alright with me!
They’ll never know ‘cause a Ninja’s stealthy, you are a Ninja!
Dance of the Snake and the Crane, that’s boring; nah!
Dance of the Drunken Monkey, yeah! You are a Ninja!

HA HA HA!
You are a Ninja!

[Amneiger]

...Why the heck aren't you taking credit for this? xD Seriously, we need to congratulate whoever wrote this. This is awesome.

[Less than two minutes]

Ah, but if I told you who I was, this topic wouldn't be nearly as interesting.

[Amneiger]

People didn't seem to be paying a whole lot of attention before. >_>

[Deleted]

There are lurkers here, I'm sure. Like me!

...

Dangit. >.< I'm notta lurker anymoar. ;_;

But this is absolutely brilliant, I have to say. ^^

[Rider]

[glow=red,2,300]Two piratey thumbs up. [/glow]