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Post by Rider on Aug 9, 2005 14:14:45 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Very spiff, Will! ^_^ *huggles*[/glow]
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Post by william on Aug 9, 2005 15:33:24 GMT -5
(So yeah, basically, the coloured section (on yours, yellow) indicates what type of officer the person is. Correct me if I'm wrong, but turquoise is for science/medical, yellow is for security/engineering, and red is for the rest. Now, to RP!) Incoming long-range sensor readings... one spaceship... It appears to be a non-Federation vessel, but I cannot determine what species it belongs to. It's travelling towards our position at warp 6. It should reach us in under one hour. (Oh yeah, and I decided what alien to make myself: Although I might change my mind...)
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Post by TC - Back From the Dead... on Aug 10, 2005 7:52:44 GMT -5
((Is that an Andorian? Or is the blue skin and head-stalks merely a coincidence?
And Rider, I assume I am a Chimp, as my name dictates.))
What you say? Under an hour? If it's a pizza delivery, let's hope it takes them more then 30 minutes, 'cause then it's free! Mwahahahah...
*notices crew staring at him*
*Ahem!* Ah, of course! Try and hail them, please Zy...Second-In-Command H. Bear! Prepare a boarding crew; if it is pizza, then delay them until the thirty minute guarentee runs out. If it's hostilities, then thwack them until they surrender!
Gav, go with Bear, will you? He may need to be muzzled should he get too excited.
As for me, I'll just sit in the comfy Captain's Seat and pretend to be devising a mind-taxing tactic when really I'm just taking fourty-winks.
...
Did I just say that last bit out loud?
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Post by joecool2 on Aug 10, 2005 9:58:55 GMT -5
((Is that an Andorian? Or is the blue skin and head-stalks merely a coincidence? And Rider, I assume I am a Chimp, as my name dictates.)) What you say? Under an hour? If it's a pizza delivery, let's hope it takes them more then 30 minutes, 'cause then it's free! Mwahahahah... *notices crew staring at him* *Ahem!* Ah, of course! Try and hail them, please Zy...Second-In-Command H. Bear! Prepare a boarding crew; if it is pizza, then delay them until the thirty minute guarentee runs out. If it's hostilities, then thwack them until they surrender! Gav, go with Bear, will you? He may need to be muzzled should he get too excited. As for me, I'll just sit in the comfy Captain's Seat and pretend to be devising a mind-taxing tactic when really I'm just taking fourty-winks. ... Did I just say that last bit out loud? Yes, you did, sir.
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Post by william on Aug 10, 2005 11:04:17 GMT -5
((Is that an Andorian? Or is the blue skin and head-stalks merely a coincidence? And Rider, I assume I am a Chimp, as my name dictates.)) What you say? Under an hour? If it's a pizza delivery, let's hope it takes them more then 30 minutes, 'cause then it's free! Mwahahahah... *notices crew staring at him* *Ahem!* Ah, of course! Try and hail them, please Zy...Second-In-Command H. Bear! Prepare a boarding crew; if it is pizza, then delay them until the thirty minute guarentee runs out. If it's hostilities, then thwack them until they surrender! Gav, go with Bear, will you? He may need to be muzzled should he get too excited. As for me, I'll just sit in the comfy Captain's Seat and pretend to be devising a mind-taxing tactic when really I'm just taking fourty-winks. ... Did I just say that last bit out loud? ((It is an Andorian. Aren't they just kick-arse? Yes. Yes they are. Anyway, I asked if you were a chimp, not Rider! Also, if an away team member is offline, can I be in the boarding party? Pleeeaaase?)) Hem hem! Attempting to contact unknown ship... No response... The ship is coming into close range... it appears do be... *looks up name of some bad species* Cardigan! *Reads again*Cardassian! Yeah! God bless the internet! They're charging weapons. Edit: ((Oh, and are there any chimp like species in the TV show I can use for reference?))
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Post by Rider on Aug 10, 2005 11:40:01 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Charging weapons? C'mon man, give peace a chan-*slapped* [/glow]
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Post by joecool2 on Aug 10, 2005 13:15:16 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Charging weapons? C'mon man, give peace a chan-*slapped* [/glow] *Also stabs Rider* Ahem. Sir, I don't reconmend boarding their ship. I think they could pass a disease to us.
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Post by william on Aug 10, 2005 13:16:18 GMT -5
Yeah! Like space-cooties!
I'm powering up the shields. They're in weapons range. Red alert! The enemy are apparently hostile, I strongly advise against beaming aboard their ship.
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Post by TC - Back From the Dead... on Aug 11, 2005 6:25:22 GMT -5
((As far as I know there are no chimp-like species in ST, but you could always use a pic from Planet of the Apes as your ref )) Okay, okay, belay the boarding message! Sheesh! Will, bring forward shield up to 100%, do NOT fire unless fired upon. Keep trying to make contact. Prepare for impact, people...
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Post by Gav on Aug 11, 2005 6:27:50 GMT -5
*PA gives that familiar tune*
This is your Chief-of-Security speaking. It appears three king cobras and a chocolate bar with rabies have sneaked on board. Please be alert for snakes and suspicious looking chocolates.
*bites a chocolate bar*
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Post by joecool2 on Aug 11, 2005 9:10:37 GMT -5
*PA gives that familiar tune* This is your Chief-of-Security speaking. It appears three king cobras and a chocolate bar with rabies have sneaked on board. Please be alert for snakes and suspicious looking chocolates. *bites a chocolate bar* *GASP!* I must head to Sickbay for preperations. I have a feeling there will be lots of victims. *Walks off to the lab/medical room*
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Post by Zylaa on Aug 11, 2005 11:19:19 GMT -5
((Sorry about being away for so long, and I'm much too lazy to read the last 6 pages... so what have I missed? Anyway, I'll just keep trying to contact that ship...)) All attempts at contacting the ship have failed, Captain. I believe we can safely say that it is not pizza delivery at this point. *snake slithers onto the communications panel* Erm... Captain? There's a cobra on my desk... and it doesn't look happy...
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Post by Rider on Aug 11, 2005 12:04:23 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]*sets laser to "stun"*
*aims for the cobra on Zylaa's desk*
*misses*
*sets paper on fire*
*remembers why she's not allowed firearms*[/glow]
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Post by TC - Back From the Dead... on Aug 12, 2005 7:23:39 GMT -5
((Phasers are basically laser guns, so you are allowed to use firearms in times of danger))
*Gapes at burning pages* My memoirs! Grrrrr!
*Leaps at the cobra and bites it in the neck, immbolising it. Then he grabs a hold of hit and whacks it on the Communications desk*
I'll teach you to make Rider miss and destroy my life's work, you reptilian rhubarb!
Any news on the enemy?
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Post by Gav on Aug 12, 2005 7:28:55 GMT -5
((Phasers are basically laser guns, so you are allowed to use firearms in times of danger)) *Gapes at burning pages* My memoirs! Grrrrr! *Leaps at the cobra and bites it in the neck, immbolising it. Then he grabs a hold of hit and whacks it on the Communications desk* I'll teach you to make Rider miss and destroy my life's work, you reptilian rhubarb! Any news on the enemy? 0_o TC, do you happen to be a mongoose in disguise? *PA sounds again* Apparently, one cobra has been... whacked by our captain, and another has been found sleeping in the engines, and has been removed safely. The last one still remains- GAHHH, IT'S IN HEREE!!! EEEEK! NOOOO!!!! IT RAN DOWN MY SHIRRRTTTT!!!!! HEEEELLLLLPPPPPP!!!!!!!!! *click*
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