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Post by william on Aug 19, 2005 11:40:35 GMT -5
Aye, Cap'n, I'll fire up all our weapons at maximum power. Aren't I tactical officer? You're security officer. |
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Post by Rider on Aug 19, 2005 11:43:24 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]*pops in late*
*shoots bad guys*
*slapped*[/glow]
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Post by TC - Back From the Dead... on Aug 20, 2005 8:32:22 GMT -5
Once again, to avoid confusion, here is the crew manifest: Captain: J. T. Chimp (Me) Second-In-Command: H. Bear (Huggsy) Doctor/Scientist: Sabrina Robyn (Sabs ) Engineer: Rider Tactical: Will Cheif of Security: Gav Communications: Zy Laa (Zylaa) Navigation: Ely Cien (elycien) So Gav, set all the phaser rifles to maximum killage, and...*sighs* Give one to Rider. Aye, phasers, torpedoes, bazookas, ship-mounted miniguns, whatever we have, fire them NOW. Shall I cower in the corner repeating the words "we're spaceworm food" over and over, sir? Stop that defeatist talk or I'll have you shipped out of the nearest airlock, where you'll be singing the ending sequence to Red Dwarf before your head poppeh! Aye, phasers, torpedoes, bazookas, ship-mounted miniguns, whatever we have, fire them NOW. Aye again, only this time ask them "How'd you like this, punks?!" Aye sir. *sends message to enemy ship* Um sir, they've responded, "You think you're so smart, don't you?" Indeed I do, now tell them I said this: "Now I bet you're wondering, did he fire off all his torpedoes, or does he still have a few left in his inventory? What you should be asking yourselves is this: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, ya punk-aliens?!" *Ahem* Calm down, Chimp, breathe in through the nose...and out through the butt... *Fires torpedoes at their phaser array* Their starboard wea- no, wait, port, no which one's left? Their left weapons are down, captain. They're firing torpedoes, our shields are down to 89%. What do we have left? Any heatseekers? If so I want Ely to fly us under and behind the enemy, and then I want you, Will, to fire some heatseekers into their exhausts...just like in "Star Trek: The Undiscovered Country," where they did the same thing to a cloaked Bird of Prey.  Yeah, betcha didn't know your captain was educated, now, did ya? |
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Post by Gav on Aug 20, 2005 9:28:50 GMT -5
Trust Rider with a rifle? Well, you're the captain...
Phasers set to full, sir!
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Post by william on Aug 20, 2005 12:19:50 GMT -5
Where is Ely...? She hasn't been here in ages...
Anyway, firing heat-seaker!
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Oh crap, they're coming right back at us!
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Post by Zylaa on Aug 21, 2005 21:20:42 GMT -5
Do you really think it's wise to give Rider a weapon of mass destruction, Cap'n?
I sent your message, and they have responded as follows: "What we are asking ourselves is: 'who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?'" Do you think this could be some sort of secret code?
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Post by TC - Back From the Dead... on Aug 22, 2005 5:44:17 GMT -5
Where is Ely...? She hasn't been here in ages... Anyway, firing heat-seaker! .... Oh crap, they're coming right back at us! they must have sub-zero fuels! *explosions rock the ship* STATUS?! Do you really think it's wise to give Rider a weapon of mass destruction, Cap'n? I sent your message, and they have responded as follows: "What we are asking ourselves is: 'who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?'" Do you think this could be some sort of secret code? If Rider mistreats her weapon, she'll find herself in the brig faster then she can spell "trigger happy," and if her IQ results are true, that would mean we'd have all day to cart her down there Secret code, ey...? Try this: "On top of spaghetti, all covered in cheese/I lost my poor meatball, when somebody sneezed!" |
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Post by Zylaa on Aug 22, 2005 11:55:18 GMT -5
Sure thing, Cap'n.
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Their response: "Badger badger badger badger mushroom, mushroom!"
*starts singing the badger song*
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Post by Will on Aug 23, 2005 6:30:33 GMT -5
Shields down to fifty percent!
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Post by TC - Back From the Dead... on Aug 23, 2005 12:29:07 GMT -5
Sure thing, Cap'n. ... ... ... Their response: "Badger badger badger badger mushroom, mushroom!" *starts singing the badger song* MY response: "Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring - BANANA PHONE!!!" Shields down to fifty percent! What are we going to do?! Zy, ask them what they want! |
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Post by william on Aug 23, 2005 13:02:28 GMT -5
Hm... plan... I'll have to use the sci-fi nerd with in me!
Hm... if they fire torpedoes from within their shields, then they must let them get through there... so how about if we modify one of our torpedoes to make it like one of there's, that way, it will be able to go through their shields, and hopefully disable their ship?
Phew!
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Post by TC - Back From the Dead... on Aug 24, 2005 7:17:51 GMT -5
Hm... plan... I'll have to use the sci-fi nerd with in me! Hm... if they fire torpedoes from within their shields, then they must let them get through there... so how about if we modify one of our torpedoes to make it like one of there's, that way, it will be able to go through their shields, and hopefully disable their ship? Phew! Good thinking, I think! Make it so! |
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Post by william on Aug 24, 2005 7:55:57 GMT -5
*Fires modified torpedoes*
It worked! Their weapons and engine are offline, and their life support systems are down.
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Post by Zylaa on Aug 24, 2005 12:28:46 GMT -5
I asked them what they want, and sent the bananaphone lyrics to them. They say "We vant to suck your blood." It appears to be a ship of vampires, sir!
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Post by TC - Back From the Dead... on Aug 26, 2005 6:55:43 GMT -5
*Fires modified torpedoes* It worked! Their weapons and engine are offline, and their life support systems are down. Outstanding work...now, I'll put it to a crew vote; should we run while we have the chance, or blow them outta the sky while they're helpless? I asked them what they want, and sent the bananaphone lyrics to them. They say "We vant to suck your blood." It appears to be a ship of vampires, sir! Tell them there was a Blood Bank on Centauri V not 2 lightyears back...they could've gone there and avoided this whole mess. |
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Furgo 
Michael. 
