Teknikally, we already have a Redemption summary in CoC (Heck, this should most probably go in CoC as well, otherwise what's the point in it if it drops to page five over the time?).
But I'm all for very thorough summaries, so do continue :3
[glow=red,2,300]You caught me, I'm just trying to be Wolf.
So let's see if I can remember everything I wrote before I lost my post. [/glow]
PAGE FOUR
Goosh - Gooshirtle uses Water Gun! It's not very effective...
Fraze - Cuts a deal with the Mages, but lets them know that he still can't guarantee their planet won't be blown up by spaceships.
Kat - Katamander uses Flamethrower! It's super-effective!
Cyborg - Wild Cybasaur uses Razor Leaf! It's not very effective...
Ikkin - Ikkin really doesn't want her planet blown up by spaceships... and also notices Brian.
Kat - Katamander uses Threaten! It's not very effective...
Hunty - Bloody Mary uses Bite! Wild Cybasaur is paralyzed! Huntress uses Throat Slit! Wild Cybasaur is knocked out! *Pokemon music plays*
Kat - Cyborg's magic is like Roadrunner hovering over the end of a cliff. The pillars disappear.
Speck - Speckles' newfound blood magery leads to a creepish post.
Jina - Jina is late to the party.
Omni - Apparently you need clearance to get anything in Spacefleet. Well crud.
Rider - Dear Midknight, your brother's dead, want his stuff, or shall we keep it? Sincerely, Rider.
Shade - Note to self, find out who Pathos is. Pathos calls the guards off Brian and frets about the phoenix.
Cyborg - Cy's dying words remind us of his weak point. If you want to come back, quit reminding us! then again, the plot requires he come back anyway... Crazy unkillable main characters.
Goosh - Goosh's post reads like poetry. Very sad poetry.
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Zylaa - Zy missed the katana explanation.
Kat - Kat offers to destroy Cy's necklace.
Fraze - Fraze explains that Spacefleet can't guarantee that spaceships won't blow up the planet due to (bureaucracy bureaucracy bureaucracy bureaucracy bureaucracy bureaucracy bureaucracy)
Ikkin - (bureaucracy bureaucracy bureaucracy bureaucracy bureaucracy)
Fraze - (bureaucracy bureaucracy bureaucracy bureaucracy bureaucracy bureaucracy bureaucracy bureaucracy BRIAN!)
Hunty - Bloody Mary decides that since Shiva ain't here, the rabid Meepits are gonna take his gruesome role. Meanwhile, Hunty orders the crew to
Vegas Ankh-Morkpork Tabloid Town to gather info. It's like an RPG.
Rider - So a Rider, a Goosh and a blatant PotC reference walk into a bar...
Kat - Kat offers to tell Midknight, Dear Midknight, your brother's dead, want his stuff, or shall we keep it? Sincerely, Kat.
Speck - Speck unceremoniously throws Cyborg overboard. Well, the harbor's gonna smell interesting for a few days.
Cyborg - The squirrels make screechy, squirrelly threats.
Omni - After 5 pages of continuously being denied, Brian FINALLY asks Fraze for his suit.
Fraze - "Take good care of my pet skinsuit. Keep it in a cool, dry container and give it full access to your brain so it can warp your mind and turn you into my minion."
Omni - Brian trips over a phoenix. Not many Fleeters can say they've done that. I expect the number will increase greatly while Sev is here, though.
Kat - Kat is suddenly reminded of why sending aforementioned letter to Dunburrow is a bad idea.
Speck - Speck notes that yes, Midknight will probably want revenge for the death of his brother, and then tries to bottle and sell lemon rum, now with 50% more Vitamin C. It's anti-scurvy-licious!
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Zylaa - Zylaa lets her weasels loose on the town. I wonder what the town did to deserve that? ... Oh right, it's Tabloid Town.
Jina - Jina goes to frolic, and mentions a mysterious "he."
Hunty - Hunty lectures everyone else that we're not here to goof around, then goes off to goof around herself and buy a sausage-inna-bun.
Bacon - BAM, HEADSHOT! Somebody call the bus driver, 'cause this computer is takin' you to SCHOOL.
Speck - Speckles... Firefly... really? XD Speckles sells her rum punch to a kitchen and picks up some handy 411 about a new Spaceport.
Kat - Cliche of the day: Getting info at taverns. Kat goes to the Landfish to listen to an old man tell stories about demons. Unlike most of the crew, she probably doesn't interpret the cap'n's orders as "get drunk off your butt."
Goosh - Lols, Goosh nicks dogs. ^_^ And there is nothing wrong with my bodily contacts! >o
Zylaa - See, when Zy references Firefly, she literally means shiny. Zylaa decides to not be cliche, and gets her news from a newspaper.
Jina - Jina decides to be cliche and goes to a tavern. XD
Rider - No wonder no one else can keep track of Schzain's name, I changed it after the first post. 0_o Rider meets up with a half-demon friend from her childhood who literally robs a turkey dinner out from under her. Wow, I'm losing my touch. o_0
Ikkin - Sev goes to gather info on Leraye and introduces the librarian-bot to Sev-style diplomacy, i.e. COLD FIRE.
Fraze - Fraze worries about that phoenix... or rather, about anything flammable in the immediate vicinity of that phoenix...
Ikkin - Sev attempts to drop a book of information on HUNTY'S FACE. He's the only one who can get away with this, as he's more'r'less immortal and Hunty can't
kill him.
Kat - Kat vs elderly demon-man... not your typical bar brawl. I'LL GET THE POPCORN.
Fraze - If you recognize all the plagerized alien races in this post, you need to get out more. Fraze gives Ikkin the uber-short tour of Spacefleet.
