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Post by tennmagpie on Jul 18, 2004 13:48:33 GMT -5
Hello there! Tenn the crazed lutraphile here, starting up a game of Calvinball.
For those of you who have never played Calvinball, the rules are simple: you make them up as you go along. Sound fun?
OK! By the power invested in me by this here Weewoo, I hereby proclaim this game of Calvinball OPEN!
This Here Weewoo: Weeeeeewoooooo.
Me: Aw, dang, the Weewoo said something. Now everybody has to hop on one foot.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2004 14:14:45 GMT -5
WH00000000000000000T!!!! I LOVE CALVIN AND HOBBES!!
I'll play ^_^
Me: *hopping on one foot* Uh-oh... my balance is fraying... *falls on top of Sirene*
Sirene: *screams and runs away*
Me: Whoops... Sirene's screamed... now we have to lay on our backs with our hands up in the air until a Meepit comes over and jumps ontop of somebody's head...
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Post by tennmagpie on Jul 18, 2004 15:16:13 GMT -5
**scoots around on back until she reaches a hula hoop laying on the ground**
**tosses hula hoop into the air**
w00t! Ten points for me!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2004 15:31:45 GMT -5
Random Tree: *spontaniously explodes*
Me: THE TREE HAS EXPLODED! First one to get to the Zwostigbastix Circle gets QG14 points! Everyone else must talk reallyfast untilwe findit! *runs around in circles*
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Post by Killix on Jul 21, 2004 2:59:01 GMT -5
Me: *runs around trying to find the Zwostigbastix Circle* Ohmygoodness IthinkI've foundit!
*it turns out to be a swirling vortex of doom*
Me: EEEEeeeee!!! *jumps into the vortex and lands on top of a random person when she comes out the other side*
That means it's time for the bonus round! To play the bonus round you must say "bonus" after every word that starts with: w, t, r or n
Me: Yaaay! I love the bonus bonus round bonus!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2004 8:01:02 GMT -5
wtrn
Me: Neat bonus! It's the bonus bonus round bonus!
*dances around and runs into a flying Baabaa*
Me: EEEEEEEEK!!! Now bonus we bonus have to bonus go climb up that tree bonus and sit there bonus while bonus singing The bonus Song That bonus Never bonus Ends until somebody falls off.
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Post by Cow-winkle on Jul 25, 2004 14:06:38 GMT -5
wtrn Me: Neat bonus! It's the bonus bonus round bonus! *dances around and runs into a flying Baabaa* Me: EEEEEEEEK!!! Now bonus we bonus have to bonus go climb up that tree bonus and sit there bonus while bonus singing The bonus Song That bonus Never bonus Ends until somebody falls off. Me: Oh, it's the bonus that bonus never bonus ends, and it goes on... *falls off* Me: Okay, now I don't have to say "bonus" anymore, and everyone else has to keep singing until they all fall off. I'll take the Calvinball and try to knock you off with it!, and I get a point whenever I hit you! |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2004 17:18:09 GMT -5
This bonus is The bonus Song That bonus Never bonus Ends, it just goes on and on my friends! Some bonus people staaaarted singing it, not bonus knowing what bonus it was bonus, and now they'll bonus keep on singing it forever just becaaause... *flings self off tree*
Now I have to run in circles until HolyCow knocks me over with the Calvinball!!
*runs in circles*
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Post by Cow-winkle on Jul 26, 2004 1:39:20 GMT -5
This bonus is The bonus Song That bonus Never bonus Ends, it just goes on and on my friends! Some bonus people staaaarted singing it, not bonus knowing what bonus it was bonus, and now they'll bonus keep on singing it forever just becaaause... *flings self off tree* Now I have to run in circles until HolyCow knocks me over with the Calvinball!! *runs in circles* You have to run with your eyes closed! *Tries to hit Spirit, but misses* Because I missed, you get the ball, but keep your eyes closed! Heheh... now for a chance to get the other team's flag! |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 26, 2004 7:48:05 GMT -5
*runs in circles with eyes closed*
*stops running in circles because she can't see*
*runs into a tree*
Oh, I dented the tree, so that means now we all must ride our crouqet mallets to Africa and back!
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Post by Cow-winkle on Jul 26, 2004 12:54:29 GMT -5
*runs in circles with eyes closed* *stops running in circles because she can't see* *runs into a tree* Oh, I dented the tree, so that means now we all must ride our crouqet mallets to Africa and back! ... except me, because I have the other team's flag now! I get to take a boat! |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 26, 2004 16:30:50 GMT -5
Too late, I'm already back. My croquet mallet's turbo-powered. So I get the flag back!! *snatches flag*
Now we have to act like our feet are stuck to the ground! *tries to lift up foot and promptly falls over*
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Post by Cow-winkle on Jul 27, 2004 13:27:41 GMT -5
Too late, I'm already back. My croquet mallet's turbo-powered. So I get the flag back!! *snatches flag* Now we have to act like our feet are stuck to the ground! *tries to lift up foot and promptly falls over* Okay then, but I have the CalvinSaw, so I get to saw both of my feet off and move around! Ow... ow... ow... ow... ow... ow... Ahhh. Now the other one... |
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Post by wolfofthewoods on Jul 27, 2004 15:31:54 GMT -5
Okay then, but I have the CalvinSaw, so I get to saw both of my feet off and move around! Ow... ow... ow... ow... ow... ow... Ahhh. Now the other one... There are humanless feet! That means we get to take apart all the croquet mallets with our toes-- first one finished gets to sing the Bonus Song! xD |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 27, 2004 18:06:15 GMT -5
*begins to take croquet mallet apart with toes*
My toooooess! THEY HURT!
*chapstick falls out of tree*
Oh look, I hath discovered the chapstick tree! We must all talketh like this!
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