Spacefleet Gift Shop: Now Open for Business!

[Fraze]

Since Spacefleet has recently begun accepting visitors to the base, the marketing division decided to open up a gift shop for visiting tourists! Situated conveniently on level 2-R, next to the cafeteria and across from the bar, the gift shop stocks a variety of affordably priced Spacefleet souvenirs and memorabilia.

Welcome to the Spacefleet Gift Shop! I am Fraze. In between running daring missions with my comrades, I work part-time here at the Gift Shop. Over there is the manager, Caveat Vendor unit 19544-M.

Caveat Vendor unit 19544-M: *Beep* *Whirr* Welcome, sentient carbon-based conglomerate of living tissue. *Buzz*

He would do this job, but he lacks the necessary...personality.

Anyway, I'm sure you're curious about what we stock here! Well, that's what I'm here for. Our merchandise is as follows:

NOTE: SL stands for Spacefleet Logo. Any products marked with SL are available with either the Spacefleet logo or one of the following:

• The text "Spacefleet Commando"
  
• The text "Spacefleet Special Ops"
  
• The text "Spacefleet Bartender"
  
• The text "I got abducted by Spacefleet and all I got was this stupid (article of clothing/merchandise item)"
  

NOTE 2: The stock is not yet complete. If any Spacefleet members wish to suggest more merchandise, please PM me and I'll see what I can do.

Clothing
All clothing is available in sizes S-XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL, and any color you wish.

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Item	Price
SL T-shirts	10 shinies
SL Long-sleeved shirts	15 s
SL Polo shirts	15 s
SL Vests	15 s
SL Light jackets	20 s
SL Hoodies	20 s
SL Sweatshirts	20 s
SL Heavy jackets	30 s

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Item	Price
SL shorts	12 s
SL pants	15 s
SL sweatpants	18 s
SL swimtrunks	10 s

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Item	Price
SL cap	5 s
SL gloves	8 s
SL boxers	10 s
SL socks (3 pairs)	10 s
SL non-radioactive bras	10 s

School supplies

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Item	Price
SL binder	15 s
SL lunchbox	20 s
SL backpack	40 s
SL notebook	8 s

Media

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Item	Price
History of Spacefleet book (Paperback)	10 s
History of Spacefleet book (Hardback)	20 s
History of Spacefleet video Available in VHS, DVD, or holo projection formats	15 s
”Become a Spacefleet Pilot” training manual	10 s
Spacefleet training video	15 s
Spacefleet virtual tour video	15 s
Music from Spacey Hearts: A compilation of music from across the galaxy Discount if you get the reference.	10 s
Spacefleet shuttle flight simulator	20 s
Spacefleet combat simulator	20 s

Toys, games, etc.

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Item	Price
Grow Your Own Replica Zari Cat Clone Kit NOTE: Does not make an actual cat clone	15 s
Toy Spacefleet Replica Plasma Gun (With sound effects)	20 s
5,000 Piece Spacefleet Map Jigsaw Puzzle	20 s
Action figures of all your favorite Spacefleet members (see below for details)

[/size][/td][td]20 s[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Plush toys of all your favorite
Spacefleet members (see below for
details)[/td][td]12 s[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Scale model Spacefleet shuttle kit
(50 pieces)[/td][td]10 s[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Scale model Spacefleet shuttle kit
(150 pieces)[/td][td]20 s[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Scale model R3-D3 kit (Spacefleet’s
bartender robot) (200 pieces)[/td][td]25 s[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Replica Universal Box lockable chest[/td][td]10 s[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Remote-control minitank
Weapons not included. *Shifty eyes*[/td][td]30 s[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Replicas of weapons used by
Spacefleet members (Inquire for
availability)[/td][td]10-30 s[/td][/tr][/table][/spoiler]

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Strife action figure: With realistic armor and cloak.
Keng action figure: With realistic claw-swiping action!
Amneiger action figure: With scale replica of a minitank.
Zari action figure: with one clone (others sold separately). Infects any electronic device it comes into contact with with a randomly-selected virus.
Clint Thunder action figure: Says a randomly selected phrase when you push his head in, comes with detachable GE x-957 SuperMagnum.
Ethan action figure: With light-up wires and implants.
Fraze action figure: With detachable Table of Smiting and removable skinsuit.
Ice action figure: Always stays cold, perfect for lemonade on a hot day!

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Strife plushie: With realistic facial features.
Leoness plushie: Our best-selling plushie, gives you a cookie when you squeeze her paw. (Comes with 20 cookies. Refills sold separately.)
Keng plushie: Soft, furry, and werewolfy.
Zari plushie: With one of her clones.
Clint Thunder plushie: Er…actually, you may not want your child to have this one...

Food and Treats

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Item	Price
Spacefleet fruit chews: Gummy shapes of your favorite Spacefleet members in five fruity flavors! (6 packs)	5 s
Zari pops (3)	3 s
Spacefleet ration pack	3 s
Plasma grenade candies WARNING! HOT!	2 s
Leoness's famous fresh- baked cookies (1 dozen, can be used to refill the plushie)	5 s

Discount bin: Cheap souvenirs, all under 5 shinies!

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Item	Price
SL Refrigerator magnet	2 s
SL Tree ornament	3 s
SL pen	1 s
SL pencil	1 s
SL sew-on patch	4 s
A sample of rock from the area around Spacefleet in plastic case	4 s
Postcards (any three)	1 s
SL stickers	3 s
SL keychains	2 s

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Total profits: 301 s

Sales:
10/23/07: Leoness plushie (12 s)--Keng
10/24/07: Leoness plushie (12 s), Strife plushie (12 s)--PFA
10/26/07: Replica GE x-957 SuperMagnum (20 s), Spacefleet Commando cap (5 s)--Bacon
10/28/07: Leoness plushie (12 s)--Strife
10/29/07: Spacefleet Map puzzle (20 s)--Ethan
10/31/07: Zari pops (3 s)--Strife
11/1/07: Zari plushie (12 s)--Kathy
11/1/07: Plasma Grenade candies (2 s)--Eddie
11/1/07: Strife plushie, Leoness plushie, Keng plushie, Zari plushie, Clint plushie (12 s each), 10 bags of cookies (5 s each)--PikselZap
11/8/07: Fraze action figure (20 s), Leoness plushie (12 s), light jacket (20 s) 2 packs of Zari pops (3 s each)--Fraze
11/10/07: Special Ops T-Shirt (10 s), Pants (13 s), Jacket (20 s), notebook (8 s), Music From Spacey Hearts (10 s), Zari plushie (12 s), Zari pops (3 s)--Zari
11/04/07: Zari Pops (3 s)--Fraze
7/11/08: Keng Plushie (12s), Keng Action Figure (20s)--Cyborg

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8/1/09: Draco: One of each action figure (20s each) and plushie (12s each)--220s
8/2/09: Rider: Spacefleet Bartender vest (15s), Spacefleet Fruit Chews (5s)--20s
8/2/09: Draco: 2x Spacefleet Fruit Chews (5s each), Zari Pops (3s), Plasma Grenade Candies (2s), Cookies (5s), 5x Spacefleet Ration Packs (3s each), black Spacefleet Special Ops heavy jacket (30s)--65s
8/2/09: Ginz: SL Notebook (8s), Spacefleet Virtual Tour Video (15s), Music from Spacey Hearts (10s), 5000 piece Spacefleet jigsaw puzzle (20s), Leoness plushie (12s), Cookies (5s), Pen (1s), Pencil (1s), 3x Postcards (1s each): 75s
8/3/09: Hunty: 24x Spacefleet Ration Packs (3s each), 2x Cookies (5s each): 82s

Total GSW Earnings: 462 shinies

[Amneiger]

Please note that remote-control minitank does not come with actual weapons. >>

[Strife]

It should also be noted that unless stated otherwise, Batteries Not Included. Speaking of which, we may want to stock up on small batteries.

I should also mention that the Leoness plushie comes stocked with a bag of 20 miniature cookies for you to insert into the plushie. ^_~

[Kengplant]

Ok, I work here and even I want the Leoness plushie ^_^. Did Leoness put togeather the recipe for them too? *hands forth 12s cause she lost her credit chip to togorians*

[Omni]

Ooh! *handles various merchandise* Say, how much is the reference discount for the Spacey Hearts music?


*browses, looking at prices* So what's the exchange rate in credits to shineys?

[zarikrahia]

*uncontrollable laughter*

You genius, Fraze. You genius.

[Kengplant]

Hmm, I suppose I should get a plushie of myself too to go with my guild wars one and... oh heck, I can't resist... I'll put it on my list and hope I find the time for it I sooo want to draw some of these ^_^

Also, I think maybe my action figure should transform from human to werewolf and back instead of simply swiping the claws.

[Amneiger]

...Why does the Zari doll have a computer virus? Because I can just imagine somebody putting it next to their computer and then suing us.

[Fraze]

Amneiger, Strife: Added your merchandise clarifications.

Keng: Yay, our first customer! *Puts shinies in the register*

Caveat Vendor unit 19544-M: *Whir* Sound of gratitude for your purchase. *Buzz* *Click*

Omni: If anyone gets the reference, I'll be so impressed that I'll buy the album for them. (And I told you what it was, so don't give it away!) Er, and let's just say the exchange rate is 1:1.

And as for the action figures...Spacefleet 'R' Us (the children's merchandising branch of Spacefleet, Inc.) is still working on them. Again, any suggestions appreciated.

EDIT: Also added food merchandise, as well as a register and sales history at the bottom.
...What? "Zari pops" just had such a great ring to it!

[zarikrahia]

XD.

Zari pops.

[Strife]

zarikrahia said:

XD.

Zari pops.

Ballons pop too!

Sorry, I couldn't hold it in. xD;;

*clears throat and straightens face* I have another suggestion. Perhaps we could sell Spacefleet postcards and stationary, so that our officers can write back to friends and family on the planet surface in style?

[PFA]

So this thread is open to visitors, right? If so, then can I buy a Strife plush and a Leoness plush? I've got shinies smilies. And I've made up worths for them. Greens are worth 1 shiny, reds 2, blues 5, yellows 10, and the elusive supershiny is worth 100.

So... 12 + 12 = 24. Which would be two yellows, and two reds.


Fwee.

[Fraze]

strife said:

zarikrahia said:

XD.

Zari pops.

Ballons pop too!

Sorry, I couldn't hold it in. xD;;

*clears throat and straightens face* I have another suggestion. Perhaps we could sell Spacefleet postcards and stationary, so that our officers can write back to friends and family on the planet surface in style?

...*Crackup*
Thank you, Strife. I needed that gag. Badly.

Hmm, I'll see what I can do about the stationery.

petfriendamy said:

So this thread is open to visitors, right? If so, then can I buy a Strife plush and a Leoness plush? I've got shinies smilies. And I've made up worths for them. Greens are worth 1 shiny, reds 2, blues 5, yellows 10, and the elusive supershiny is worth 100.

So... 12 + 12 = 24. Which would be two yellows, and two reds.


Fwee.

Ooh, great! Thank you kindly. I don't know if I'll use the shinies smilies, but they may be useful.

Here are your plushies, ma'am. *Gives you two bags* Keep them separate, or...*whack'd*

[Bacon]

Clint: *looks at action figure description* Hey! Me and my x-957 are not "detachable"! *sulks*

Bacon: Whatever that means. *Also reads Clint's action figure description* Uh... pushing Clint's head in might not be a good idea...*peruses the rest of the, er, 'menu'* OOH! Can I get a cap with "Spacefleet Commando" on it?

Clint: Uh... maybe if you actually were a commando.

Bacon: -_- Rats. Ooh, weapon replicas! I'll take a Clint Thunder's GE x-957 SuperMagnum, please? Does that come with a certificate of authenticity or display stand or something?

Clint: *Rolls eyes*



I have a few item suggestions:

Idea 1: Ice action figure; stays cold and never melts! Perfect for lemonade on a hot day!

Idea 2: Bacon Action figure; on second thought....

(In character) Bacon: HEY!

Well, what would it do?

(In character) Bacon: ...Okay, good point.

Idea 3: Book; The Fusion Generator's Hypervelocity Circuits are Exposed; A Look Inside Starship Engines by (In character) Bacon, with foreword by Silna of Toruiin.

Clint: *rolls eyes* Bestseller there...



So, to recap, that's a Spacefleet Commando Cap and an x-957 Replica. Do you take MasterCard?

[Fraze]

All right...the replica weapon is 20 shinies, and the cap is 5 shinies. Thank you very much!

Love the Ice action figure idea! The Bacon action figure--too tasty, unfortunately. The book might be a bit too technical for most of our visitors, but I'll see if our publisher will accept it.