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Post by Fraze on Oct 14, 2007 14:16:11 GMT -5
Fraze watched the nurse come toward her. Visions of fantasies fulfilled briefly filled his mind, then he pushed them out. He moved to the side and watched the nurse and the Warner Bros and Sister collide with the wall. "Looks like the nurse needs a nurse," he said to himself.
"Evilguy!" Fraze called. And immediately, a towering dark shape formed of pure malice and hatred sprang up out of nowhere. It turned toward Fraze.
"Uhh...would you care for some tea?" Fraze asked. The thing did not speak, but nodded ever so slightly.
"All right," Fraze said, nervous. "It--it's over there..." he pointed across the room. With a fluid motion, the evilguy flew around and sped off in the direction of Fraze's finger.
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Post by Omni on Oct 14, 2007 14:25:22 GMT -5
The evilguy came toward Ethan, looking at him in a sinister way.
"I don't have your tea," he said, grabbing the evilguy's arm. "YAK!"
A large, furry mammal appeared.
"Hope you like the milk!"
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Post by Kengplant on Oct 14, 2007 15:00:53 GMT -5
Keng, who caught the yak in her mouth by the tail. It was not impressed with her. Infact it really quite wanted to get away from her teeth. And Keng, deciding she didn't want it for dinner, wanted to get away from it's flailing hooves, so she spat out it's tail and yelled "KANGAROO!"
a KANGAROO appeared, and before she could throw it was tried to hop away. Rather difficult when it's floating in mid air.
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Post by Fraze on Oct 14, 2007 17:01:34 GMT -5
Fraze watched the kangaroo hop wildly and not really go anywere at all. Deciding to put the animal out of its misery, he yelled "OWL!" The kangaroo disappeared in a puff of feathers, and was replaced by an owl.
"Owl...ATTAAAAAAAACK!"
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Post by Omni on Oct 14, 2007 22:47:07 GMT -5
((Keng-Arrrrooooooo!  )) Ethan summoned the owl to rest on his arm. "LEOPARD!" A CD with a label featuring sots and a large 'X' appeared. "OS X for the win!" he sent the disk flying, much like a frisbee. |
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Post by zarikrahia on Oct 14, 2007 23:05:02 GMT -5
Zari caught the disc, stared at it, tried to eat it, then yelled 'DRETNE!' Said Cat-Clone appeared, blinked in a confused manner. 'Dret, that person over there has biscuits!' The Clone Kitten attempted to run off, but Zari caught him by the leg and threw him 'Genetic Experiment AWAY!'
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Post by Kengplant on Oct 14, 2007 23:07:26 GMT -5
((actually... Kendaroo.com, my really out of date, I should probably update it website >.>))
Keng caught it and wondered how a Leopard=CD. Either was they both ended in D, unless you unabreviated CD, which she did not. "Duck!"
a duck appeared, of the wood variety.
"DUCK!" *bricked*
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Post by Strife on Oct 14, 2007 23:50:12 GMT -5
((Oh, the puns... they burrrrnnn! xD))
Cyclops took the warning and ducked. The duck soared over his head like a missle. It came in contact with the wall of the chamber, exploding in a cloud of feathers and black smoke.
Uhm... Kernel!
A tiny, uncooked popcorn kernel appeared in front of Cyclops. He tried to grab it, but his metal claws were too thick, and they only pushed it aside.
Ah, crud... I think I lost it. Does anyone see where it floated off to?
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Post by Fraze on Oct 15, 2007 0:58:02 GMT -5
Fraze wanted to summon a microwave to pop the kernel, but he found he couldn't.
But...
"Lighter!" He yelled. He grabbed the popcorn kernel and set it in place. Being in zero-g, it floated there. He lit the lighter and held it under the kernel. The flame sort of went in all directions ((there wouldn't be an "up" for a flame to rise toward in zero-g, right?)), but eventually heated the kernel until it popped. Fraze giggled slightly, then lost interest and chucked the lighter away.
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Post by Kengplant on Oct 19, 2007 1:27:18 GMT -5
Keng caught the lighter. Well, more got hit by it really. She was mid sneeze which sent her backwards into the path of the little thing. "Oh, uhh.. roller coaster!"
A rollercoaster suddenly appeared complete with corkscrews, loops, and a ridiculously long line up. Everyone but one unlucky person was in one of the cars of the seat. The unlucky person was standing in the middle of the track.
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Post by Strife on Jan 5, 2008 19:06:22 GMT -5
I shall save you, unlucky person!
*swoops down and catches the person before they are mercilessly run over by the rollercoaster. After rescuing the guy, both the rollercoaster and all of the riders vanish into pixie dust*
Okay then... I am in the mood for some RICE!
*a single grain of rice appears*
... I wanted more than that! Stupid protein resequencer. |. *pokes the grain of rice and watches it float away*
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Post by Fraze on Jan 6, 2008 17:25:35 GMT -5
*Eats the rice* Mmmm, ricey.
*Feels the rice slowly turn into sake* Uh-oh...
Fraze, now slightly silly from his single-fermented-grain-of-rice-shot-of-sake, giggled a bit and shouted "Errand!" Immediately some overbearing person poofed in, carrying a long list of things someone needed to go down to the supermarket to get.
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