Vyt vs. Spoon (Original and Rematch)

[Spoon]

Okay. *is nervous* Let's go for it. Since technically I could cheat by checking the die roll before calling, I'll call, and let you roll to see who starts. If it's a 1, I'll go first. If it's a 2, you start.

[Vyt: Down, but Not Out]

[dice=2]

I WIN! Ooops, I said that too early.

[dice=30]
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So, it's the first draw...

[dice=30]

I play Vyt from my hand as my Active Ally and attach a Light Energy card to him.

Vyt (Earth)
HP: 6
Special Ability: Slither. Whenever this Ally is switched from benched to active, roll a die. If the result is 4 or more, deal 2 Damage to the opponent’s active Ally.
(*)(*) Tackle - 3 Damage
"Mmmyes, that sounds very nice... *wanders off*"

Done![rand=6965781848754685810863677545526210191573539344537541538733871624]

[Spoon]

((Bother - I was hoping to win something this match! ))

[dice=30]
[dice=30]
[dice=30]
[dice=30]*goes to 10*
[dice=30]
[dice=30]
[dice=30]*goes to 9*

((There's an eleven lot of them!))

((No, that doesn't quite work. Moving swiftly on))

And the draw for my first turn

[dice=30]

I play Elven Archer as my Active Ally, and attach an Earth Energy to him.

058:
Elven Archer (Earth)
HP: 4
(E) Hunting Knife - 2 Damage
(E)(E) Sniper – 4 Damage. You may target any opponent in play. If you target a benched opponent, this attack’s Damage is reduced by half (rounded down).
Legolas: Proof that androgyny is more elvish than pointy ears.

Elven Archer attacks with Hunting Knife.

Vyt takes 2 damage.

Summary:

Spoon:
Active:
Elven Archer - (E) - 4/4

Bench:

Vyt:
Active:
Vyt - (L) - 4/6

Bench:[rand=9233603424597393347825217524899645915952355863238727007377422001]

[Vyt: Down, but Not Out]

[dice=30]

I attach a Light Energy card to Vyt.

I use Tea Party!

Tea Party
Each player draws two cards. You and your opponent skip your next attack phases.
Well, General, I do have some tea and sippy cups... Why don't we all sit down and start a dialog?

[dice=30]
[dice=30] *draws #5 instead*

I can't attack now due to Tea Party, so I end my turn.[rand=9016159120664891960800882376500607640055621454652951987395613014]

[Spoon]

I draw two cards as a result of Tea Party

[dice=30]
[dice=30]

I draw a card for my turn

[dice=30]

I play Fake Treasure Chest onto my bench.

Fake Treasure Chest (Colorless)
HP: 6
(*)(*) Rolling Tackle - Roll a 6-sided dice. This attack deals Damage equal to the result
(*)(*)(*) Item Chomp - Discard an energy card from Fake Treasure Chest. Your opponent discards a card from their hand.
Hey, I found gold! Wait a minute... RUUUN!

I attach an Earth Energy to Elven Archer.

I attack with Consuming Too Much Tea.

Nobody takes any damage. (It's tea)

Summary:

Spoon:
Active:
Elven Archer - (E)(E) - 4/4

Bench:
Fake Treasure Chest - 6/6

Vyt:
Active:
Vyt - (L)(L) - 4/6

Bench:[rand=6185242862941444623251448777595231049568486836412621212072577204]

[Vyt: Down, but Not Out]

I can take damage, if I'm allergic. :3

[dice=30]

I play Crazy Fanboy and Activate its Special Power.

Crazy Fanboy (Fire)
HP: 4
Special Power: Fanboying – When this Ally comes into play, your active Ally’s attacks gets +2 Damage for 1 round
(F) Whistle – 2 Damage
He's nuts.

I attach a Fire Energy card to Crazy Fanboy.

Vyt uses Tackle! It deals three Damage plus two from Crazy Fanboy's Fanboying. Yes, it sounds very 'shippish, but that's how I describe it.

Elven Archer dies from squealing too much at the thought of Vyt/Crazy Fanboy.

Spoon:
Elven Archer - (E)(E) - 0/4
Fake Treasure Chest - 6/6

Vyt:
Vyt - (L)(L) - 4/6
Crazy Fanboy - (F) - 4/4[rand=55413183855557963670303310695998701880539954732951524551171433232838]

[Spoon]

I draw a card

[dice=30] *goes to 25*

I put Fake Treasure Chest as my active.

I play Anti-Gravity Skull on the bench.

I attach Dark Energy to Fake Treasure Chest.

I play Treasure Hunt

Treasure Hunt
Draw two cards.
Aye, thar be shinies in that chest!

[dice=30]
[dice=30]

I end my turn.[rand=8699416194662422897592216968476559093310624627338985995114615627]

[Vyt: Down, but Not Out]

[dice=30] *goes for 19*

I play Sparx and attach a Fire Energy card to it.

Sparx (Fire)
HP: 5
(*)(*)(*) Ash Storm – Roll a die. This attack deals Damage equal to the result
(F)(F) Firestorm - 3 Damage

Vyt uses Tackle!

Spoon:
Fake Treasure Chest - (D) - 3/6
Anti-Gravity Skull - 6/6

Vyt:
Vyt - (L)(L) - 4/6
Crazy Fanboy - (F) - 4/4
Sparx - (F) - 5/5[rand=667214343583746267059582923249580458435356650319658729315596857061]

[Spoon]

[dice=30]

I play Patjade on the bench.

Patjade (Earth)
HP: 5
Special Power: Charisma – Reduce your Allies’ retreat costs by 1 while this Ally is in play.
(E) Silver Arrow - 2 Damage
(E)(E) Rejuvenate - Heal 3 HP.
Administrator, janitor, babysitter, and assorted odd jobs.

And, since I forgot last turn:

Anti–Gravity Skull (Dark)
HP: 6
(D)(*) Absorb – 2 Damage. Heal 1 HP
(D)(D) Curse – The target is now paralyzed.
How on earth does it float in the air like that!?

I attach Dark Energy to Fake Treasure Chest

I attack with Rolling Tackle.

Damage check

[dice=6]

Vyt takes 5 damage.
Vyt is KO'd - eaten by the Luggage.

Spoon:
Fake Treasure Chest - (D)(D) - 3/6
Anti-Gravity Skull - 6/6
Patjade - 5/5

Vyt:
Vyt - (L)(L) - [fancy red colouring that I can't remember how to do]0/6[/fancy red colouring that I can't remember how to do]
Crazy Fanboy - (F) - 4/4
Sparx - (F) - 5/5[rand=7763916121471995152786741662473522087241507292789726819759447058744]

[Vyt: Down, but Not Out]

xD You use the tag "", then end the code with /color.

Egads! Vyt died that quickly!

I put Crazy Fanboy as my Active Ally.

[dice=30]

I play Ginz.

Ginz (Light)
HP: 5
(L) Overenthusiastic Glomp - 2 Damage
(*)(*) Team Cleric - Heals 3 HP to any Ally in play. If Dan is on the bench, heal 6 HP instead.
Less than three, she loves you. <3

I attach a Fire Energy to Sparx.

Crazy Fanboy uses Whistle and deals 2 Damage.

Spoon:
Fake Treasure Chest - (D)(D) - 1/6
Anti-Gravity Skull - 6/6
Patjade - 5/5

Vyt:
Crazy Fanboy - (F) - 4/4
Sparx - (F)(F) - 5/5
Ginz - 5/5[rand=24391014486358737529808350108955399928127684829663404687752040402]

[Spoon]

((Ah, right. Thanks - I don't think I've used colour yet in my posts. Until now!))

[dice=30] *reduce to 20*

I attach a Dark Energy to Anti-Gravity Skull.

I attack with Rolling Tackle.

Damage check

[dice=6]

Crazy Fanboy takes 5 damage.
Crazy Fanboy is KO'd - overawed by the ridiculous luck involved in the past two rolls.

Spoon:
Fake Treasure Chest - (D)(D) - 1/6
Anti-Gravity Skull - (D) - 6/6
Patjade - 5/5

Vyt:
Crazy Fanboy - (F) - 0/4
Sparx - (F)(F) - 5/5
Ginz - 5/5[rand=6879201843499760821566612014897936842775470093287470105519107915]

[Vyt: Down, but Not Out]

>.< Darnit, this ends NAO.

I put Sparx as my Active Ally.

[dice=30]

I attach a Fire Energy card to Sparx.

Sparx, use Firestorm! It deals 3 Damage and eats the Fake Treasure Chest once and for all. :3

Spoon:
Fake Treasure Chest - (D)(D) - 1/6
Anti-Gravity Skull - (D) - 6/6
Patjade - 5/5

Vyt:
Sparx - (F)(F)(F) - 5/5
Ginz - 5/5 [rand=449877672135481418907675414414278018215368440896114919423263421]

[Spoon]

((Awesome - a board that I was in made your signature. I claim responsibility for it))

I mourn the loss of Fake Treasure Chest.

I get over it quickly.

[dice=30]

I attach a Dark Energy to Anti-Gravity Skull.

I play Call To Arms to put Mage Manor Bat on the bench.

Call to Arms
Search your deck for a Common ally. Place that ally directly into your bench and shuffle your deck.
Sometimes, the outcome of battle is a simple matter of mathematics. There is great strength in numbers.

Mage Manor Bat (Dark)
HP: 5
(*)(*) Echolocation – 3 Damage. Roll a die. If the result is 5 or more, this attack does 2 Damage instead.
(D)(D) Swarm – Roll a die. This attack deals Damage equal to the result minus 1

I attack with Curse

Sparx is paralysed.

Spoon:
Anti-Gravity Skull - (D)(D) - 6/6
Patjade - 5/5
Mage Manor Bat - 5/5

Vyt:
Sparx - (F)(F)(F) - 5/5 {Paralysed}
Ginz - 5/5

I go to bed for the evening.[rand=204783520208037038834939756425333933731679900524947531787280738846]

[Vyt: Down, but Not Out]

[dice=30]

I attach a Light Energy card to Ginz.

Sparx tries to attack with paralysis.

[dice=6]

Nuts.[rand=939317732452933608827089196898902767780117873760823289714453361504]

[Spoon]

Ah - got tempted into one more turn.

[dice=30]

I attach Dark Energy to Mage Manor Bat

I attack with Absorb.

Sparx takes 2 damage.

Spoon:
Anti-Gravity Skull - (D)(D) - 6/6
Patjade - 5/5
Mage Manor Bat - (D) - 5/5

Vyt:
Sparx - (F)(F)(F) - 3/5 {Paralysed}
Ginz - (L) - 5/5[rand=46381755047647444283278080313788294158873187541099477969885743458]