Inter-Guild Random Crap Poker

[Huntress]

Jun 17, 2009 13:08:37 GMT -5 Shoichi Kobayashi said:

Don't tell me I'm going to get the goo! *facepalm*

Hunty, darn it, you should have rolled higher! I might win! T_T

Well, if you wish, I could take both the goo and the incinerator for a very small nearly symbolic price of fifty shinies, howsboutit? :3

I bet fifteen men on a dead man's chest. Can't seem to convince them to get lost and they're eating our food. Note that the bet doesn't include the actual chest, though.

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[Fraze]

Uhm, it occurs to me that technically, Shoi didn't roll for this round, so I'll roll for him.
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And come on, the goo isn't all that bad. You wouldn't guess it, but it works great for hair gel. Perfect for crazy anime-style hairdos, and it comes off in the shower. Of course, the way it squoogles up the tile is a bit unnerving.

Anyway, I bet this 100% fake Spacefleet communicator. Looks like a walkie-talkie, which is what makes it fake--if it were real, it'd be miniscule and embed itself in your ear, and you could use it by subvocalizing.
[dice=6][dice=6][rand=025103152263909589086802955716848189734784886240968725310675799847]

[Shoichi Kobayashi]

Well, if you wish, I could take both the goo and the incinerator for a very small nearly symbolic price of fifty shinies, howsboutit? :3

Already dealt with, but thank you for asking XD

And come on, the goo isn't all that bad. You wouldn't guess it, but it works great for hair gel. Perfect for crazy anime-style hairdos, and it comes off in the shower. Of course, the way it squoogles up the tile is a bit unnerving.

I imagine your hair comes off in the shower as well *seems suspicious*

In any case... okay, I should have rolled twice in my last post... but I'll roll for myself here. No offense but that roll you made for me almost seemed sabotaged

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[Fraze]

Come on, are we just going to let this die here? Don't make me use an NPC to bet or something...

[Jina]

I bet a mouldy piece of cheese, because I'm poor.

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[Fraze]

Okay, so Jina wins a gently-used ninja training dummy, fifteen men on a dead man's chest (chest not included), a 100% fake Spacefleet communicator, and a moldy piece of cheese.

I bet this coupon for 20% off any purchase from the Spacefleet Gift Shop totaling 100 shinies or more. _{Offer only valid during the Guild Shop Wars event. Some restrictions may apply. Not valid with other coupons or sales.}

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[Jina]

I bet a _model cannon.

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[Vapor]

*sniggers* Because we all know who's gonna get it... I bet an old soggy spellbook we found in the Manor sewers. =3 Dun' worry, the incantations aren't legible anymore, no pirate's gonna go spewing magic around if I have a say in it.
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[Huntress]

Well, I might still get two sixes >> I bet a singing lobster.

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[Fraze]

So, Jina wins a coupon for the Spacefleet Gift Shop, a _model cannon, an old soggy spellbook, a singing lobster, and Hunty's dice rolling skillz.

I bet 23 boxes of spent plasma missile casings. Just the casings, nothing explosive about them. They're piling up in a cargo bay, what with training exercises and the recent demon attack on the 'Fleet, and we need to get rid of 'em.

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[Shoichi Kobayashi]

Looks like Hunty's Underling, whichever that might be, won the Spacefleet gift shop coupon, a model cannon, a soggy old (and illegible) spellbook and a singing lobster. That will make for an impressive display collection all right... especially if some of the spellbook can be recovered ~_^

I now bet an old and horribly outdated manual on the "Way of the Sea Cucumber". Yes, this exists. No, you probably don't want to know what it involves >_>

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[Huntress]

How come everyone's constantly after my dice-rolling skillz? >3>

I bet a crate of butter. You lot might want to find a fourth player fast because we've had this crate for about a month and, well... it should work pretty well as floor polish or something like that. If you don't mind the smell.

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[Kengplant]

I bet a rusty old sword of unknown classification.

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[Tam]

I bet the "r" in Fraze's name. =D Because something good has to go into the pot for this round.

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Edit: Well, okay, so it's something good to start off the next round! :3[rand=7809766707941898749121497385204648507502395659746559783909469843]

[Goosh]

I bet the "e" in Fraze's name, and sincerely hope he doesn't win.

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