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Post by Gelquie on May 3, 2003 0:37:50 GMT -5
Me: Perfect for target practice! Destroy those things.
*Valigard chops all of them into pieces.*
Me: Very good! I am inspired by your talent!
*Makes the remains disappear.*
*Makes shield so not even air can go in it.*
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Post by Draco on May 3, 2003 0:39:58 GMT -5
*in sloths lair* Vash: Phew.... We bearly made it!!! Hey, where is FirePixie? She's been missing for a long time, and I don't like that. Me: Forget it. We're safe here in Sloth's Lair... After all, he's my poker buddy  |
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Post by Gelquie on May 3, 2003 0:42:18 GMT -5
Me: Now, together, we can RULE NEOPIA!
*We go around neopia hypnotising neopets into slaves to help hypnotise others. Soon, neopia is under my command.*
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Post by Draco on May 3, 2003 0:46:12 GMT -5
Me: Wow, its sure been quiet lately..
*turns on tv*
Vash: nonthings on. Its only been GLQ going insane on. On every station....
Me:..... I was just woundering. If you can destroy a whole town, why can't you do something about this??
Vash: Because I'm the defender of........
LOVE AND PEACE!! LOVE AND PEACE!!! LOVE AND PEACE!!!! *goes on and on and on*
Me: Well you can't beat them, join them...
Me+Vash+pets: LOVE AND PEACE!!! LOVE AND PEACE!!! *danceing around screaming this over and over, while GLQ takes over Neopia and the rest of the Galaxie*
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Post by Gelquie on May 3, 2003 0:48:20 GMT -5
Meanwhile...
Me: My fellow neopians! There are a few bandits on the loose who wish to do us harm! Find them and bring them to me!
*Every neopet comes to find the cave you are in. When they do, they say something.*
Judge Hog: Come with us.
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Post by Draco on May 3, 2003 0:53:10 GMT -5
*comes with Judge FROG while saying* LOVE AND PEACE! LOVE AND PEACE!! LOVE AND PEACE!!! *won't shut up* Meanwhile *Neopets team* Adam: I think its time to change another pet. Donna: Who do you have in mind? Adam: You'll see  *news page* Well it was time to change another pet, and the new pet is. Draik!!!  Hope you like the new Draik! Meanwhile in GLQ's Lair |
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2003 0:54:38 GMT -5
Me: *Storms into Sloth's lair with a glass bottle glowing with a light purple color* Ok I've had it up to here with this.
Vash: *Holding his cheeks and scraming in shock* Oh no it's the purple bottle of doom!
Me: *Punches Vash, leaving a big lump* No you moron it's the Battle Faerie! Took me half the night trying to catch her and now that I have she'll put a stop to all this brain washing what not.
Vash: *On the floor with tears running from big sad eyes* Oh... my mistake....
Me: *Pull out cork and the Battle Faerie appears in a puff of light purple smoke*
Vash: *Big eyes as he gazes at the Battle Faerie* Wow, what a knock out! *Runs up to the Battle Faerie* Hey there young lady, looks like you could use some help in defeating this evil villians! I--
Battle Faerie: *slaps Vash*
Vash: *On the floor again* Wow I didn't even get to put a hand on her this time...
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Post by Gelquie on May 3, 2003 0:55:04 GMT -5
Me: At least the new draiks are still hypnotised! ;D
Me: Tie the bandits to a chair.
*The neopets tie the bandit to the chair. I put a hypnotiser in front of them, swaying baaack and foorth.*
*Hypnotises Battle Faerie while at it.*
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Post by Draco on May 3, 2003 0:57:36 GMT -5
Me: Um FirePixie we have a problem here!!! Me and Vash are kind of tied up.... hey how did Vash get out?! Vash a little help here!!!!
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Post by Gelquie on May 3, 2003 0:58:16 GMT -5
Me: Um FirePixie we have a problem here!!! Me and Vash are kind of tied up.... hey how did Vash get out?! Vash a little help here!!!! *Muffles you two, reties Vash, and hypnotises you two.* |
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2003 0:59:48 GMT -5
Me: At least the new draiks are still hypnotised! ;D Me: Tie the bandits to a chair. *The neopets tie the bandit to the chair. I put a hypnotiser in front of them, swaying baaack and foorth.* *Hypnotises Battle Faerie while at it.* Me: *Smug* Sorry, not this time! This is the old Battle Faerie, the one with no face! She can't be hypnotised! Val: Ha! Showed you! GLQ: What was that, Val?! Val: *Back in trance* Nothing master, I live for evil.... |
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Post by Gelquie on May 3, 2003 1:00:30 GMT -5
*Kills Battle Faerie*
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2003 1:04:39 GMT -5
Me: *Gasps in shock* You killed the Battle Faerie!! *Millions of Faeries appear out of nowhere* Me: Oh boy... you really did it now... Vash: *Stars in his eyes* It's like a babe convention! |
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Post by Gelquie on May 3, 2003 1:05:40 GMT -5
*Hypnotises all of the faeries with faces and kills the ones without.*
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Post by Draco on May 3, 2003 1:07:20 GMT -5
*me and vash stare at Val as he starts to glow  * GLQ: Hey whats happoning to Val now?! Val: I wish I knew.... *News Page* Sorry about that JOKE about turning the Draik in that cute little dragon. But we figured we have to many dragons, and decided on this new neopets! Have fun with Doonut!!!  Vash: DOUGHNUT!!!!! |
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